BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted October 16, 2022 What are those fifteen years plus/minus? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,270 Posted October 16, 2022 A Silverback is anyone who joined on or before August 10, 2007. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said: A Silverback is anyone who joined on or before August 10, 2007. Well played sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,270 Posted October 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Well played sir. Congratulations on being a Silverback. We have a private message board - allowing us the luxury of boxing out the noobs, mooks, window lickers and finger sniffers - and have access to merchandise such as FF Today T-shirts, coffee mugs, golf balls, butt plugs, pens, hats, whiskey, beer and condoms, among other coveted items. In addition, we are able to download the FF Today app for smart phones and have exclusive content provided by experts such as The Soilost. We also have annual reunions in Las Vegas, for which FF Today covers the costs of air travel, lodging and hookers, plus free food and booze in the hospitality suite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,337 Posted October 16, 2022 So would cruzer be a silver wetback? I kid, I kid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted October 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: Congratulations on being a Silverback. We have a private message board - allowing us the luxury of boxing out the noobs, mooks, window lickers and finger sniffers - and have access to merchandise such as FF Today T-shirts, coffee mugs, golf balls, butt plugs, pens, hats, whiskey, beer and condoms, among other coveted items. In addition, we are able to download the FF Today app for smart phones and have exclusive content provided by experts such as The Soilost. We also have annual reunions in Las Vegas, for which FF Today covers the costs of air travel, lodging and hookers, plus free food and booze in the hospitality suite. Im a day late and a dolar short, again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 816 Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said: August 10, 2007. Latin Pimp day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,270 Posted October 16, 2022 1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Im a day late and a dolar short, again. No, you're in, sir! We voted on the date cutoff at our recent Vegas reunion, and you're a first-ballot Silverbacker. To get in, you have to: 1.) Have registered here on or before Aug. 10, 2007. 2.) Receive a majority vote from Silverbacks. We don't let in just any doosh nozzle. A package of instructions is forthcoming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted October 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: No, you're in, sir! We voted on the date cutoff at our recent Vegas reunion, and you're a first-ballot Silverbacker. To get in, you have to: 1.) Have registered here on or before Aug. 10, 2007. 2.) Receive a majority vote from Silverbacks. We don't let in just any doosh nozzle. A package of instructions is forthcoming. My package doesn't have foreskin. Is that a minus??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,206 Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said: Congratulations on being a Silverback. We have a private message board - allowing us the luxury of boxing out the noobs, mooks, window lickers and finger sniffers - and have access to merchandise such as FF Today T-shirts, coffee mugs, golf balls, butt plugs, pens, hats, whiskey, beer and condoms, among other coveted items. In addition, we are able to download the FF Today app for smart phones and have exclusive content provided by experts such as The Soilost. We also have annual reunions in Las Vegas, for which FF Today covers the costs of air travel, lodging and hookers, plus free food and booze in the hospitality suite. We could really use a better whiskey selection. Please put that on the agenda for our next meeting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted October 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said: Congratulations on being a Silverback. We have a private message board - allowing us the luxury of boxing out the noobs, mooks, window lickers and finger sniffers - and have access to merchandise such as FF Today T-shirts, coffee mugs, golf balls, butt plugs, pens, hats, whiskey, beer and condoms, among other coveted items. In addition, we are able to download the FF Today app for smart phones and have exclusive content provided by experts such as The Soilost. We also have annual reunions in Las Vegas, for which FF Today covers the costs of air travel, lodging and hookers, plus free food and booze in the hospitality suite. I thought you had to join in 1999 to access the hookers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 2,270 Posted October 16, 2022 22 minutes ago, Bill E. said: I thought you had to join in 1999 to access the hookers? As a Tier 1 Silverback who joined in 1999, you get access to the top-shelf, VIP escorts you can joust bareback without fear of any inconvenient and/or life-threatening diseases. Class of 2000 Silverbacks get access to top-shelf, non-VIP escorts. Class of 2001 Silverbacks such as myself get the Tier 2 escorts. Fledgling Silverbacks such as BunnysBastatrds get the street hookers who might roll them and harvest their kidneys for sale on the black market, but we have a doctor on call to buy them back and reinstall them as well as treat any curious pecker sores. All Silverbacks have access to a legal team to ensure that they can escape Vegas with an expunged criminal record. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill E. 666 Posted October 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: Fledgling Silverbacks such as BunnysBastatrds get the street hookers who might roll them and harvest their kidneys for sale on the black market, but we have a doctor on call to buy them back and reinstall them as well as treat any curious pecker sores. I find it hard to believe that anyone anywhere would want a kidney from any member of the GC. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,920 Posted October 16, 2022 25 minutes ago, Bill E. said: I find it hard to believe that anyone anywhere would want a kidney from any member of the GC. I had a census taker once take my crayons away with my liver. He ate them with a bowl of favre beans and a sh1tty chianti. He threw it up and put it back. So I got that going for me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind Squirrels 1 Posted October 16, 2022 Yeah, I am a silverback Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
