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Rodney Dangerfield - Top 100 Jokes

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That video didn't have one of my favorite Rodney jokes:

One time when I was a kid, I went to a shopping mall with my parents, and I got lost. I spotted a cop and asked him, "Officer, I'm lost, can you help me find my parents?" The cop said, "I don't know, kid. There's so many places they could hide."

:D I always liked that one...

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"Boy I tell ya, my wife... she's a kinky gal. Loves to talk during sex! 

Last night she called me from Detroit."

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Sweaty, coked up comedians are (were?) the best. Love Dangerfield, man.

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2 hours ago, Thornton Melon said:

That video didn't have one of my favorite Rodney jokes:

One time when I was a kid, I went to a shopping mall with my parents, and I got lost. I spotted a cop and asked him, "Officer, I'm lost, can you help me find my parents?" The cop said, "I don't know, kid. There's so many places they could hide."

:D I always liked that one...

:doublethumbsup: 

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I asked my wife last night, “Were you faking it?” She said, “No, I was really sleeping.”

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On 5/17/2023 at 12:57 PM, edjr said:

 

Fawking hysterically funny genius one liner.

 

 You know Dr. Bumbah? I went for a check up. He Told me to cough, grabbed my knee, and hit me in the d!ck with the hammer. 
 

 His fat joke one liners a crass KC.

 

 Great thread Ed,🤟🏿

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