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 So she now works from home. Placing and filling orders. 12:30 to 9:30 six days a week. Her background noise is Sirius radio. Twelve to three its the Beatles. Ughhh! Three to six its classic rock, and six to nine its Pearl Jam. Last week every time I went to the kitchen which is six feet from her office, this is on, five days in a row, Same 

 

 

 

 And next on the next…


 

 

 Me: Do you know what th last song is?   Wifey: No…but I like it. What’s it about.  M. Damn you are so sheltered. It’s about doing it in the booty.  Wifey: Get out!!!   Me: Never been in.

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1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 So she now works from home. Placing and filling orders. 12:30 to 9:30 six days a week. Her background noise is Sirius radio. Twelve to three its the Beatles. Ughhh! Three to six its classic rock, and six to nine its Pearl Jam. Last week every time I went to the kitchen which is six feet from her office, this is on, five days in a row, Same 

 

 

 

 And next on the next…


 

 

 Me: Do you know what th last song is?   Wifey: No…but I like it. What’s it about.  M. Damn you are so sheltered. It’s about doing it in the booty.  Wifey: Get out!!!   Me: Never been in.

Sounds like you're perfect strangers

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That woman deserves a reward just for me mention as his wife.  

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I enjoy Sirius in small chunks but as you implied, they playlists seem to go on repeat for a while so you need to move around stations or you can hear the same songs again and again.

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What’s the first wife up to Bunny? You guys getting along? 

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7 minutes ago, weepaws said:

That woman deserves a reward just for me mention as his wife.  

 Do you speaks engrish? I know a phatty that would sit on your face for a twelve pack of twinkies. Steal your wallet, fawk your garden hose, and tell your ghey neighbors that you are running for president. 

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8 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

What’s the first wife up to Bunny? You guys getting along? 

t all. Last time we spoke she cursed me and said she is pissed that I always seem to land on my feet whilst she struggles and can’t find a good man. Our daughter is due 10/1. I texted her to congratulate to  her and she didn’t respond. She also has had a half dozen relationships that ended fast and sad. 

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40 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

t all. Last time we spoke she cursed me and said she is pissed that I always seem to land on my feet whilst she struggles and can’t find a good man. Our daughter is due 10/1. I texted her to congratulate to  her and she didn’t respond. She also has had a half dozen relationships that ended fast and sad. 

Ok. Congrats on the upcoming birth of your grandchild. Cheers! 

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59 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Do you speaks engrish? I know a phatty that would sit on your face for a twelve pack of twinkies. Steal your wallet, fawk your garden hose, and tell your ghey neighbors that you are running for president. 

That’s okay phatty areas, I’ll buy you a box of twinkies.  My gay neighbors are to scared of me, I preached to them the Word of the Lord.  

Now go buy your own fawking hose. Cup cake.  

Send a address I want to send that wife of yours roses, for putting up with you.  When is your next post coming soon about you once again looking to leaving this world, can’t wait.  

God bless. 

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11 minutes ago, weepaws said:

That’s okay phatty areas, I’ll buy you a box of twinkies.  My gay neighbors are to scared of me, I preached to them the Word of the Lord.  

Now go buy your own fawking hose. Cup cake.  

Send a address I want to send that wife of yours roses, for putting up with you.  When is your next post coming soon about you once again looking to leaving this world, can’t wait.  

God bless. 

 You do realize the world isn’t flat and dinosaurs are old like you?

 

 

 

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And Jim and Tammy Faye Baker want the decades rent free they have occupied in your head.

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Do you masturbate at the bus station to this who are like her?

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