I Had To Call The Police On Someone Yesterday

[BeenHereBefore 1,363]

Some dude was parked across the street in a mini van blasting a football game, He kept screaming I need two more Focking catches from you piece of sh!t. This went on for like 20 minutes while he was spilling nachos all over himself. Think he was having some kinda fantasy football meltdown.

[TommyGavin 790]

1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Some dude was parked across the street in a mini van blasting a football game, He kept screaming I need two more Focking catches from you piece of sh!t. This went on for like 20 minutes while he was spilling nachos all over himself. Think he was having some kinda fantasy football meltdown.

Sounds like a creep

[IGotWorms 3,660]

He was probably wanking it to the neighborhood children. Groomers gotta groom 

[seafoam1 2,126]

Just now, IGotWorms said:

He was probably wanking it to the neighborhood children. Groomers gotta groom 

This is right where liberal minds go every time. Focking pedos. 

[weepaws 2,591]

3 hours ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Some dude was parked across the street in a mini van blasting a football game, He kept screaming I need two more Focking catches from you piece of sh!t. This went on for like 20 minutes while he was spilling nachos all over himself. Think he was having some kinda fantasy football meltdown.

Lol oh my soul, you made me laugh so hard.   Great post 🥳

[seafoam1 2,126]

3 minutes ago, weepaws said:

Lol oh my soul, you made me laugh so hard.   Great post 🥳

Oh my soul. 

[Pimpadeaux 2,399]

Well done!

[weepaws 2,591]

This thread is still very funny.