Gorilla charging at Zoo Barrier, Breaking glass 2016

[Gepetto 1,291]

At first you see the little girl smiling/showing her teeth and pounding on her chest and then the knuckle dragging obese mom and dad in the reflection when the gorilla hits the glass. Pause at 0:14 You get the whole family’s reaction.

[tubby_mcgee 700]

Which weapons below do you think you'd win a 1-on-1 vs that gorilla, if he started at 50 feet away and was at a full charge?

1.) bare hands- you vs him.  (obviously not)
2.) Aluminum baseball bat
3.) Single shot .22 caliber rifle
4.) sharpened to a point 8 foot long oak closet rod
5.) You and a well trained pit bull
6.) you with an aluminum baseball bat PLUS a well trained pit bull
7.) You with an aluminum baseball bat PLUS your best friend who has a 3 foot long piece of heavy log chain
8.) Electric chainsaw with 12" bar/chain.

[Cdub100 3,846]

25 minutes ago, tubby_mcgee said:

Which weapons below do you think you'd win a 1-on-1 vs that gorilla, if he started at 50 feet away and was at a full charge?

1.) bare hands- you vs him.  (obviously not)
2.) Aluminum baseball bat
3.) Single shot .22 caliber rifle
4.) sharpened to a point 8 foot long oak closet rod
5.) You and a well trained pit bull
6.) you with an aluminum baseball bat PLUS a well trained pit bull
7.) You with an aluminum baseball bat PLUS your best friend who has a 3 foot long piece of heavy log chain
8.) Electric chainsaw with 12" bar/chain.

None of these would win. 

[Nomad99 702]

That's a job for a 10mm

[Engorgeous George 2,161]

5 hours ago, tubby_mcgee said:

Which weapons below do you think you'd win a 1-on-1 vs that gorilla, if he started at 50 feet away and was at a full charge?

1.) bare hands- you vs him.  (obviously not)
2.) Aluminum baseball bat
3.) Single shot .22 caliber rifle
4.) sharpened to a point 8 foot long oak closet rod
5.) You and a well trained pit bull
6.) you with an aluminum baseball bat PLUS a well trained pit bull
7.) You with an aluminum baseball bat PLUS your best friend who has a 3 foot long piece of heavy log chain
8.) Electric chainsaw with 12" bar/chain.

If those were the weapons available to me I would avoid them all, turn around, drop my pants, bend over, and hope that is all the gorilla wanted.

[Cloaca du jour 2,147]

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