Israeli Firm Pitches Beachfront Real Estate in Leveled Gaza

[League Champion 1,926]

https://www.commondreams.org/news/israel-settlements-gaza

[League Champion 1,926]

I gotta get in on this action. What a golden opportunity to get in on the ground level. 

[League Champion 1,926]

Phase 1 is definitely when you want to get in. Hopefully they have several options. I definitely want ocean view, maybe 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. 

It could be a nice rental property as well. Hopefully they'll put some restaurants within walking distance. 

[Voltaire 5,457]

It's a rough neighborhood in desperate need of gentrifying.

[League Champion 1,926]

4 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

It's a rough neighborhood in desperate need of gentrifying.

It's a little bit of a rough neighborhood right now but that's what makes it such a good buying opportunity. All that talk about beheadings and suicide bombings tends to scare folks off, not me! 

[Voltaire 5,457]

I found a new Palestinian homeland : 'Great Pacific Garbage Patch' is massive floating island of plastic, now 3 times the size of France - ABC News (go.com)

[League Champion 1,926]

3 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

I found a new Palestinian homeland : 'Great Pacific Garbage Patch' is massive floating island of plastic, now 3 times the size of France - ABC News (go.com)

That's quite the upgrade for them. 

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,339]

8 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

I found a new Palestinian homeland : 'Great Pacific Garbage Patch' is massive floating island of plastic, now 3 times the size of France - ABC News (go.com)

So the first thing they need to do when they get there is form an official Garbage Patch government. Here are the candidates on the ballot: Hamas.

Because, really, they never really vote for anyone else despite their claims of just wanting to live in peace.

[League Champion 1,926]

1 minute ago, EternalShinyAndChrome said:

So the first thing they need to do when they get there is form an official Garbage Patch government. Here are the candidates on the ballot: Hamas.

Because, really, they never really vote for anyone else despite their claims of just wanting to live in peace.

They would love that. Hopefully it's out of view from my Beachfront Gaza Home. 

[Tree of Knowledge 2,101]

They can make it the Fire Island or Key West of the Middle East.  

[League Champion 1,926]

1 minute ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

They can make it the Fire Island or Key West of the Middle East.  

I have a couple really cool American Eagle pool floats that I can donate. I'm willing to do my part to assist with the rebuild. 

[MDC 7,835]

Israel stealing land. Never saw that coming!  

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,527]

1 minute ago, MDC said:

Israel stealing land. Never saw that coming!  

Now do the Muslims.  Fock off 

[MDC 7,835]

2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

Now do the Muslims.  Fock off 

This guy handing out homework assignments.  

[League Champion 1,926]

7 minutes ago, MDC said:

Israel stealing land. Never saw that coming!  

You're just jealous because you're going to miss out on Phase 1.

[jonnyutah 531]

3 hours ago, Voltaire said:

I found a new Palestinian homeland : 'Great Pacific Garbage Patch' is massive floating island of plastic, now 3 times the size of France - ABC News (go.com)

They will find a way to trash it. 

[RaiderHaters Revenge 4,527]

5 hours ago, MDC said:

This guy handing out homework assignments.  

I know if you knew how to do homework you wouldn’t be a fry cook still

my apologies