Which would be the more visually impressive? Which would make you more money?

[tubby_mcgee 701]

1.) Throw an NFL football 150 yds

2.) Run a 41 second 400m

3.) Run a 3m 30 second 1-mile

4.) Throw a full beer keg 60 feet (lands 60 feet away from you- it doesn't roll)

5.) Juggle 5 shot puts as easily as a pro juggler could juggle 3 tissues

6.) Run the 100m in 11.5 seconds -- only hopping on one foot

7.) Crush a billiard ball in your hand by squeezing

8.)  Be able to drink a gallon of milk out of a milk jug in 4.7 seconds

9.) Be able to eat 24 dogs and buns in 2 minutes.  That's one every 5 seconds. You couldn't eat anymore than 24 though.  So you had no chance at Hakimoto or Joey Chestnut's Nathan's records.

10.) Punt a football 200 yds. 

[weepaws 3,202]

OP, for how much money, would you take for your eyes? 

[TBayXXXVII 2,552]

4 hours ago, tubby_mcgee said:

1.) Throw an NFL football 150 yds

2.) Run a 41 second 400m

3.) Run a 3m 30 second 1-mile

4.) Throw a full beer keg 60 feet (lands 60 feet away from you- it doesn't roll)

5.) Juggle 5 shot puts as easily as a pro juggler could juggle 3 tissues

6.) Run the 100m in 11.5 seconds -- only hopping on one foot

7.) Crush a billiard ball in your hand by squeezing

8.)  Be able to drink a gallon of milk out of a milk jug in 4.7 seconds

9.) Be able to eat 24 dogs and buns in 2 minutes.  That's one every 5 seconds. You couldn't eat anymore than 24 though.  So you had no chance at Hakimoto or Joey Chestnut's Nathan's records.

10.) Punt a football 200 yds. 

For the average Joe, the answer is easily #10 for both.  If you can punt a football 200 yards, there will be 32 teams in the NFL willing to pay you $5M.

[nobody 2,690]

5 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

For the average Joe, the answer is easily #10 for both.  If you can punt a football 200 yards, there will be 32 teams in the NFL willing to pay you $5M.

Depends on how fast you could get the punt off, but yeah, of you could catch it and get it off in the right amount of time as well as punt it 200 yards you'd be pretty sought after.

[Thornton Melon 622]

13 hours ago, nobody said:

Depends on how fast you could get the punt off, but yeah, of you could catch it and get it off in the right amount of time as well as punt it 200 yards you'd be pretty sought after.

Wouldn't you just be giving the other team the ball on their own 20 every time?

I'd rather have a guy that could punt the ball 200 yards vertically

[Voltaire 5,317]

33 minutes ago, Thornton Melon said:

Wouldn't you just be giving the other team the ball on their own 20 every time?

I'd rather have a guy that could punt the ball 200 yards vertically

You'd get a fair catch fourteen yards behind the line of scrimmage.

If you go three-and-out at your 20, the other team gets the ball around their 35. This way, they get it at the 20. If you go three and out at your own five yard line, the fockers still get it at the 20.

[Thornton Melon 622]

1 hour ago, Voltaire said:

You'd get a fair catch fourteen yards behind the line of scrimmage.

If you go three-and-out at your 20, the other team gets the ball around their 35. This way, they get it at the 20. If you go three and out at your own five yard line, the fockers still get it at the 20.

Sorry, I didn't mention the punter is able to adjust the launch angle so he could put it inside the other team's 5 yard line every time