TommyGavin 790 Posted February 27, 2024 Wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl. I replied I didn’t know he did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,788 Posted February 27, 2024 I put my Grandmother on speed dial. I call it instaGram. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,319 Posted February 27, 2024 So cool pops is bringing little Johnny to his first day of kindergarten. At the stop sign in front of a church, there are two ugly mutts fawking. Little Johnny: Dady, what are those two dogs doing? The one behind the other one looks happy. Cool Pops. Ughhh, the dog in front is sick and the other is pushing her to the hospital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted February 27, 2024 Knock Knock. Who's there Europe Europe who? NO YOU'RE A POO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 6,578 Posted February 27, 2024 When do you know a dad joke is a dad joke. When it's apparent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,579 Posted February 27, 2024 A man loses three fingers and asks his doctor if he'll still be able to write with it. The doctor says maybe... but I wouldn't count on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,458 Posted February 28, 2024 I recently came into a bunch of money ....Which is strange for me. I usually just use a paper towel 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
