Best Advice You Ever Got/Gave For Da Wemens About Ones Out Of League

[BunnysBastatrds 1,925]

 I was in a bar one nights and saw this beautiful woman (36C) that was stunning. Everyone was checking her out. My friend had graduated college and he was a player. Me: Just beautiful.  Player: Go talk to he. Me: Way out of my league.  Player: No she’s not…just imagine her taking a huge dump, like we do, laugh, and be confident. Confidence is a virtue.  
 

 So I did. And well, it worked. I got her numbah and brought her to dinner the next night. She was a stoopid twat that only talked about how her daddy spoils her.  Me:Check please. Dropped her off, told her I had an important meeting in the morning and left after I walked her her door. 
 

 A very nice lesson for me.

[IGotWorms 3,321]

Basically go ahead and take a swing at em, because a lot of dudes are scared off so they’re not actually as hard to get as it may seem.

But Christ are they pains in the asses

[weepaws 2,467]

Two pederos.  

[BunnysBastatrds 1,925]

Go Fall Well

[Hardcore troubadour 12,687]

Can’t relate. Sorry man. 

[cyclone24 1,814]

4 hours ago, weepaws said:

Two pederos.  

What a shock that you dont like poosy. 

[Bert 1,093]

Stand them on their heads and they all look like sisters.