Would You Rather Be Stuck On A Deserted Island With

[BunnysBastatrds 1,940]

 A billionaire whose average good looking but a boring plain Jane who promises to take care of you if you ever get off the island…or be stuck on a deserted island with the the girl of your dreams who just happens to be a porn star and nympomaniac that two kilos of coke ad a 4 hundred viagra pills but has a raging vase of herpes. And there are no rubbers there.vvv

[lickin_starfish 1,500]

The girl of my dreams could not be a porn star. They are gross. 

[Tree of Knowledge 892]

How big are the cans on the billionaire?

[Engorgeous George 1,238]

I'd incinerate that raging vase of herpes as the first thing I would do.

[EternalShinyAndChrome 2,618]

Billionaire all day, every day.  I can then just go get some clean hookers.