The most important words uttered of my lifetime

[Mike Honcho 5,270]

The beach is closed due to encounters with a sexually frustrated dolphin.  

[jbycho 754]

Just now, Mike Honcho said:

The beach is closed due to encounters with a sexually frustrated dolphin.  

Sorry you were defouled by a sea creature. 

[weepaws 3,191]

Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.  

Psalm 28:9.  Save thy people, and bless thine inheritance, feed them also, and lift them up forever.  Indeed Amen Thanks 

Freedom of speech is worth fighting for.  Indeed 

[TheNewGirl 1,490]

Where is said beach? Asking for a friend

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

The most urgent words shouted, notuttered to me were "jalmosdoen goumang!".  That is Korean for "Wrong Hole!"

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

The beach is closed due to encounters with a sexually frustrated dolphin.  

Just let 'em finish.  Maybe he will even bring you a fish after.

[SUXBNME 1,499]

7 hours ago, jbycho said:

Sorry you were defouled by a sea creature. 

Knowing Honcho, I'm pretty sure he defouled the sea creature.  Just sayin

[jbycho 754]

36 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Knowing Honcho, I'm pretty sure he defouled the sea creature.  Just sayin

Ouch. The poor blow hole. All greased up and shlt. Focking motor oil. 

[Death 302]

36 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Knowing Honcho, I'm pretty sure he defouled the sea creature.  Just sayin

I'm well aware of the diabolical encounters you've had with sea monkeys in sweaty aquatic-porn arcades.

[jbycho 754]

7 minutes ago, Death said:

I'm well aware of the diabolical encounters you've had with sea monkeys in sweaty aquatic-porn arcades.

Wow. How cool you are...

[MLCKAA 574]

16 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

Just let 'em finish.  Maybe he will even bring you a fish after.

Do dolphins cuddle?

[Engorgeous George 2,331]

31 minutes ago, MLCKAA said:

Do dolphins cuddle?

Do doves cry?

Does the Pope sh!t in the woods?

Is there really such a thing as a wrong hole?

[MLCKAA 574]

6 hours ago, Engorgeous George said:

Do doves cry?

Does the Pope sh!t in the woods?

Is there really such a thing as a wrong hole?

Bullet hole?

Nah, that would work.