When your date asks to see your bank account.

[edjr 6,580]

 

I know it's not real, but it should be!! 

Sorry to the bunch of you that have never been with a woman. Ts & Ps

[Death 302]

5 minutes ago, edjr said:

 

I know it's not real, but it should be!! 

Sorry to the bunch of you that have never been with a woman. Ts & Ps

I'd definitely bet that PEEPAWS has never been with a woman, at least not a biological one.

[avoiding injuries 1,576]

I’m over 6ft, but when I see 4’s weighing 20-30lbs more than they should talking about only dating men taller than 6ft and making 6 figures is focking absurd. They’ll be single at 40 and won’t understand why. 

[weepaws 3,181]

3 hours ago, avoiding injuries said:

I’m over 6ft, but when I see 4’s weighing 20-30lbs more than they should talking about only dating men taller than 6ft and making 6 figures is focking absurd. They’ll be single at 40 and won’t understand why. 

Until they find one that is willing. Shame. 

1 Chronicles 16:10.  Glory you in His Holy Name, Let the heart of them rejoice that seek the Lord.  Indeed Amen Thanks 

[wiffleball 4,790]

I'm a "cards on the table" kind of guy. 

 

If a woman asks to see my savings, I gladly turn my pockets inside out to see the contents of my vast vastnesness.

 

Plus, great opportunity to pull the whole Elephant bit. 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,430]

4 hours ago, wiffleball said:

I'm a "cards on the table" kind of guy. 

 

If a woman asks to see my savings, I gladly turn my pockets inside out to see the contents of my vast vastnesness.

 

Plus, great opportunity to pull the whole Elephant bit. 

 My favorite is when I turn my pockets out, unzip my fly, and ask “ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?”

[easilyscan 923]

4 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 My favorite is when I turn my pockets out, unzip my fly, and ask “ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?”

That's disgusting and uncalled for. I respect that.