Florida to Open Second Immigrant Detention Center, Immigration Depot 🌮

[Maximum Overkill 2,093]

Florida will soon open a second state-run immigration detention center in an empty prison west of Jacksonville, Gov. Ron DeSantis announced on Thursday, growing the state’s contentious effort to crack down on illegal immigration.

The new detention center will be named the “Deportation Depot,” Mr. DeSantis said, again trying to brand a facility that will house federal immigration detainees for maximum political effect. His administration named its first state-run detention center “Alligator Alcatraz,” based on its location in the Florida Everglades. The Republican Party of Florida promptly began selling merchandise featuring that name.

Unlike the Everglades facility, which was built in June on a remote airfield with little to no infrastructure, the new detention center will operate out of the Baker Correctional Institution in rural Sanderson, Fla. The Florida Department of Corrections closed that facility, which can house about 1,300 detainees, in 2021 as it consolidated several North Florida prisons.

Kevin Guthrie, the executive director of the Florida Division of Emergency Management, said that temporary dorms could increase the new center’s capacity to about 2,000. The Division of Emergency Management operates the Everglades detention center, which state officials hope will be able to accommodate 4,000 detainees by the end of August.

[Strike 5,687]

They should make it look like a Home Depot on the outside so the illegals will just naturally flock there.  I mean, Home Depot, Immigration Depot, easy mistake to make, right?

[Maximum Overkill 2,093]

1 minute ago, Strike said:

They should make it look like a Home Depot on the outside so the illegals will just naturally flock there.  I mean, Home Depot, Immigration Depot, easy mistake to make, right?

That's a great idea!! 

[Voltaire 5,350]

Leftoids like naming and renaming things, so give it a name leftoids will like

I'd put forward something like: Free Airfare Reunification Welcome Center

[EternalShinyAndChrome 4,202]

5 hours ago, Voltaire said:

Leftoids like naming and renaming things, so give it a name leftoids will like

I'd put forward something like: Free Airfare Reunification Welcome Center

US Reparations Center

[weepaws 3,220]

Call it 7-11 and they would think they own it.  

[Tree of Knowledge 1,924]

11 hours ago, Strike said:

They should make it look like a Home Depot on the outside so the illegals will just naturally flock there.  I mean, Home Depot, Immigration Depot, easy mistake to make, right?

Tim might get swept up in that raid.  

[Maximum Overkill 2,093]

5 hours ago, weepaws said:

Call it 7-11 and they would think they own it.  

 

 

[seafoam1 3,187]

Winning. 

[Strike 5,687]

3 hours ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Tim might get swept up in that raid.  

And that's bad why?

[seafoam1 3,187]

3 minutes ago, Strike said:

And that's bad why?

I'm sure he would be welcomed with open arms in that detention center. The inmates wouldn't mess with him because he's their friend. 

[Tree of Knowledge 1,924]

16 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

I'm sure he would be welcomed with open arms in that detention center. The inmates wouldn't mess with him because he's their friend. 

He’d have better luck with the gators and pythons.