Two Truths And One Lie

[Sandy Loam 226]

4 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Awesome, but my 2nd miss. How about a safe for work link or pic of her?

Lonny Chin. I think it was the January 1983 issue. It was either 1986 or 1987 when I met her. A guy I worked with had the issue and gave it to me. I still have a letter she wrote me. 

She was still pretty hot when I met her, but there definitely was some tread off the tire, I guess from partying. 

 

[The Elevator Killer 622]

Just now, Sandy Loam said:

Lonny Chin. I think it was the January 1983 issue. It was either 1986 or 1987 when I met her. A guy I worked with had the issue and gave it to me. I still have a letter she wrote me. 

She was still pretty hot when I met her, but there definitely was some tread off the tire, I guess from partying. 

 

No pic needed. I remember her. Very cool.  I kissed Rachael Darrien, but I had to pay $20. LOL

[posty 2,746]

23 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

No pic needed. I remember her. Very cool.  I kissed Rachael Darrien, but I had to pay $20. LOL

I think you mean Racquel Darrian...

[The Elevator Killer 622]

1 minute ago, posty said:

I think you mean Racquel Darrian...

Yes. I'm old. I'm lucky I can spell Bob. 

[posty 2,746]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

Yes. I'm old. I'm lucky I can spell Bob. 

LOL

[The Elevator Killer 622]

3 minutes ago, posty said:

LOL

But I remember that you're a fan of hers. 

[posty 2,746]

8 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

But I remember that you're a fan of hers. 

[The Elevator Killer 622]

13 minutes ago, posty said:

She was still gorgeous. 

[Sandy Loam 226]

49 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

No pic needed. I remember her. Very cool.  I kissed Rachael Darrien, but I had to pay $20. LOL

We met at this house party, talked, laughed and wound up sitting on the curb out in front of the house and making out. I got her number and address, and we chatted and exchanged letters a couple of times. I was living in the Houston area, and we were supposed to meet up at a boat show she was working at the Astro arena. I went to the display area where she supposedly working, and the dudes there said she had been there earlier but wouldn't call what she does "as working."

They rolled their eyes, and I immediately got the feeling that something wasn't right with her.

The next day, she called me at work from a hotel room, crying and saying she had been beaten up in the parking lot while walking from the arena to a nearby hotel. I told her to call the police, but she didn't want me to do that. She wanted me to come to her hotel room. 

My dad had told me that if I ever got the feeling that something wasn't right and the hair on the back of my neck stood up, to walk away, and I most certainly had that feeling that day. Walking away from something when I had that feeling likely saved my life once, when I didn't go with my roommate to a party and he wound up totaling his car when he drove into a ditch. The vehicle was folded in half lengthwise, and anyone in the passenger seat likely would not have survived.

I couldn't really break away from work to go meet her anyway. I never heard from her again. I called the Dallas house where she was staying and was told she had moved away.

 

[The Elevator Killer 622]

2 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

We met at this house party, talked, laughed and wound up sitting on the curb out in front of the house and making out. I got her number and address, and we chatted and exchanged letters a couple of times. I was living in the Houston area, and we were supposed to meet up at a boat show she was working at the Astro arena. I went to the display area where she supposedly working, and the dudes there said she had been there earlier but wouldn't call what she does "as working."

They rolled their eyes, and I immediately got the feeling that something wasn't right with her.

The next day, she called me at work from a hotel room, crying and saying she had been beaten up in the parking lot while walking from the arena to a nearby hotel. I told her to call the police, but she didn't want me to do that. She wanted me to come to her hotel room. 

My dad had told me that if I ever got the feeling that something wasn't right and the hair on the back of my neck stood up, to walk away, and I most certainly had that feeling that day. Walking away from something when I had that feeling likely saved my life once, when I didn't go with my roommate to a party and he wound up totaling his car when he drove into a ditch. The vehicle was folded in half lengthwise, and anyone in the passenger seat likely would not have survived.

I couldn't really break away from work to go meet her anyway. I never heard from her again. I called the Dallas house where she was staying and was told she had moved away.

 

Wow. Yeah who knows what was waiting in that hotel room. At best a beat up woman. 

[posty 2,746]

10 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

She was still gorgeous. 

Do you remember what year the smooch took place?

[Sandy Loam 226]

No. 3 is the lie. I didn't meet Ted Nugent while he was with Damn Yankees. The rest of the band was on the same flight as me out of Austin, and I did meet Tommy Shaw. Ted wasn't with them because he flies his own airplane.

 

[Sandy Loam 226]

5 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Wow. Yeah who knows what was waiting in that hotel room. At best a beat up woman. 

Her story was fishy as hell. My sense was that she was looking for someone to take care of her, which wouldn't have worked out on my end because I was starving to death as it was as a fledgling newspaper journalist. 

[The Elevator Killer 622]

Decades ago. She was probably in her 30s. Maybe late 20s. Her hubby was there too. It was $20 to take a pic with her. I was married and didn't need that so I checked with him and asked if he would mind if I got a kiss instead. He laughed and said it was up to her. He was cool and she was very sweet. And still smoking. 

[posty 2,746]

Just now, Sandy Loam said:

No. 3 is the lie. I didn't meet Ted Nugent while he was with Damn Yankees. The rest of the band was on the same flight as me out of Austin, and I did meet Tommy Shaw. Ted wasn't with them because he flies his own airplane.

 

Rusty:  Hey, are you Tommy Shaw?

Shaw:  Yes, I am.

Rusty:  I am Rusty Syringes, nice to meet you.

Shaw:  You too.

Rusty:  So, "Kilroy Was Here", what the hell was up with that?

Shaw:  Don't get me started on it.  Not sure what Dennis was smoking.

Rusty:  Hold on.  I have this album I wrote called "Shark Dance".  Maybe you can use it on any later album.  Has number one potential!!

Shaw:  Thanks.  I need a number one hit.  I will listen to it when I get home.

Rusty:  Great.  Here is my number.  If you want to talk and discuss things, let me know.

*** two months pass ***

Rusty (opens mail):  Who in the hell is this restraining order from???

[posty 2,746]

Just now, The Elevator Killer said:

Decades ago. She was probably in her 30s. Maybe late 20s. Her hubby was there too. It was $20 to take a pic with her. I was married and didn't need that so I checked with him and asked if he would mind if I got a kiss instead. He laughed and said it was up to her. He was cool and she was very sweet. And still smoking. 

Surprised you were even allowed to get close to her with Derrick there...  He was probably the one that wanted the $20...

[Sandy Loam 226]

2 hours ago, posty said:

Rusty:  Hey, are you Tommy Shaw?

Shaw:  Yes, I am.

Rusty:  I am Rusty Syringes, nice to meet you.

Shaw:  You too.

Rusty:  So, "Kilroy Was Here", what the hell was up with that?

Shaw:  Don't get me started on it.  Not sure what Dennis was smoking.

Rusty:  Hold on.  I have this album I wrote called "Shark Dance".  Maybe you can use it on any later album.  Has number one potential!!

Shaw:  Thanks.  I need a number one hit.  I will listen to it when I get home.

Rusty:  Great.  Here is my number.  If you want to talk and discuss things, let me know.

*** two months pass ***

Rusty (opens mail):  Who in the hell is this restraining order from???

They were traveling from Austin to Odessa, where they had a show that night. So the conversation went like this:

Rusty: Hey man! I saw you guys have a show tonight in Odessa. Is this the most remote place you've ever performed?

Tommy: Nah, the most remote place we played was in Odessa, Canada. It looked like the surface of the moon.

Rusty: Cool. Where's Ted?

Tommy: He takes his own plane. Gotta go. Come to the show tonight.

Rusty: OK!

I didn't go to the show.

[The Elevator Killer 622]

3 minutes ago, Sandy Loam said:

Her story was fishy as hell. My sense was that she was looking for someone to take care of her, which wouldn't have worked out on my end because I was starving to death as it was as a fledgling newspaper journalist. 

I was sitting in this redneck bar in Gibsonton Florida when the bartender said I had a call on the pay phone. I was like WTF. Some chick said she saw me sitting at the bar and wanted to know if I wanted to have sex with her, but her boyfriend wanted to watch. Yeah right. I told her do you know where your calling? This is the Bullfrog Creek Lounge. Some guy sitting in the corner isn't going to fly here. So she asked me to get someone else on the phone. LOL. Set up all the way. 

[The Elevator Killer 622]

5 minutes ago, posty said:

Surprised you were even allowed to get close to her with Derrick there...  He was probably the one that wanted the $20...

He was cool. She was performing at a big strip club, probably doing a tour. After she danced they announced the $20 photo opt. He was cool with me. Probably because I showed the old school respect of checking with him first. 

[Cdub100 3,951]

On 8/21/2025 at 9:05 AM, The Elevator Killer said:

MDC isn't gay. I win

No, but his boyfriend is.

[posty 2,746]

2 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

He was cool. She was performing at a big strip club, probably doing a tour. After she danced they announced the $20 photo opt. He was cool with me. Probably because I showed the old school respect of checking with him first. 

Cool...

[BunnysBastatrds 2,495]

5 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I was sitting in this redneck bar in Gibsonton Florida when the bartender said I had a call on the pay phone. I was like WTF. Some chick said she saw me sitting at the bar and wanted to know if I wanted to have sex with her, but her boyfriend wanted to watch. Yeah right. I told her do you know where your calling? This is the Bullfrog Creek Lounge. Some guy sitting in the corner isn't going to fly here. So she asked me to get someone else on the phone. LOL. Set up all the way. 

Nice call.  Noooo way Im falling for that without losing a finger. 

[The Elevator Killer 622]

9 minutes ago, posty said:

Cool...

Yeah if he didn't know in advance and saw some guy kissing her he probably would have stopped it. It was after she had the boob job if that helps with timing. 

[SUXBNME 1,550]

I've skated with Tony Hawk, Hosoi, Caballero and others at Upland Skate Park back in the day

I hung out with Jessica Simpson in our local TGI Fridays for a half hour many years ago

My dik is 9 inches long

 

[BunnysBastatrds 2,495]

55 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

I've skated with Tony Hawk, Hosoi, Caballero and others at Upland Skate Park back in the day

I hung out with Jessica Simpson in our local TGI Fridays for a half hour many years ago

My dik is 9 inches long

 

 I thought you said your bagina is 9 inches deep. I fawking knew you were a hemorrhoid.

[MikeMatt 177]

2 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I was sitting in this redneck bar in Gibsonton Florida

Saying redneck bar and Gibbstown Fl in the same sentence is a double negative. Been there. Nothing but redneck bars with freaks and geeks. I fit right in. Screw Vegas - this is where we need a geek meat !

[MikeMatt 177]

1 hour ago, SUXBNME said:

I've skated with Tony Hawk, Hosoi, Caballero and others at Upland Skate Park back in the day

I hung out with Jessica Simpson in our local TGI Fridays for a half hour many years ago

My dik is 9 inches long

 

Name dropper. Who gave you a boner - Jessica or the skaters ?

[BunnysBastatrds 2,495]

15 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Name dropper. Who gave you a boner - Jessica or the skaters ?

 The ones wearing knee pads.

[The Elevator Killer 622]

31 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Saying redneck bar and Gibbstown Fl in the same sentence is a double negative. Been there. Nothing but redneck bars with freaks and geeks. I fit right in. Screw Vegas - this is where we need a geek meat !

Yeah, back then you had the farmers. The ranchers. And the carnival people. I don't know how long ago you were there. Do you remember the Giant's Camp with the carnival giants boot out front? Fish camp with a restaurant. That's where we would go after the bars closed to eat. I don't know about Gibsonton, but Riverview has grown quite a bit. When I lived there we had a convenance store. A Western Auto. A drug store. A Winn Dixie and a dive bar known as the bucket of blood because of all the fights. Now it's huge. A mail. A movie theater. And what was once all pastures are housing developments. 

[MikeMatt 177]

3 hours ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Yeah, back then you had the farmers. The ranchers. And the carnival people. I don't know how long ago you were there. Do you remember the Giant's Camp with the carnival giants boot out front? Fish camp with a restaurant. That's where we would go after the bars closed to eat. I don't know about Gibsonton, but Riverview has grown quite a bit. When I lived there we had a convenance store. A Western Auto. A drug store. A Winn Dixie and a dive bar known as the bucket of blood because of all the fights. Now it's huge. A mail. A movie theater. And what was once all pastures are housing developments. 

I went there for the a carnival expo and got to experience the carneys in all their “glory”. Was probably 1994/95 so it was a long long time ago. Don’t remember much details but it was interesting to say the least. I remember this chick bartender with a mustache and she had a taser and she was not shy about using it. Good to hear it has been built up. 

[The Elevator Killer 622]

1 hour ago, MikeMatt said:

I went there for the a carnival expo and got to experience the carneys in all their “glory”. Was probably 1994/95 so it was a long long time ago. Don’t remember much details but it was interesting to say the least. I remember this chick bartender with a mustache and she had a taser and she was not shy about using it. Good to hear it has been built up. 

The carnies live in gibtown because there's no zoning. They can park there rides and such in their yard, including animals. There's nothing quite like hearing a lion roar when you are sitting on your front porch. I was in Riverview and the sound carried that far. But back then it was hard to tell where Gibsonton ended and Riverview began. I'm from there and I don't really know.