HotRod 76 Posted Saturday at 02:55 PM This chick I was focking. We split a bottle of jack. I drank most of it. After she passed out I focked her friend. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 518 Posted Saturday at 05:08 PM 2 hours ago, HotRod said: This chick I was focking. We split a bottle of jack. I drank most of it. After she passed out I focked her friend. What was his name ? Softball ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,724 Posted Saturday at 08:29 PM It's not the most you drank, it's the most you puked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,556 Posted Saturday at 08:48 PM 5 hours ago, HotRod said: This chick I was focking. We split a bottle of jack. I drank most of it. After she passed out I focked her friend. You left out the fact that her friend was Paul Pelosi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 2,676 Posted Saturday at 08:49 PM I've woken up in different Countries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogcows 1,356 Posted Saturday at 08:50 PM Just now, Maximum Overkill said: I've woken up in different Countries Are you saying you’re an illegal immigrant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximum Overkill 2,676 Posted Saturday at 09:02 PM 10 minutes ago, dogcows said: Are you saying you’re an illegal immigrant? Yes, I'm American Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,556 Posted Saturday at 09:05 PM 14 minutes ago, dogcows said: Are you saying you’re an illegal immigrant? This guy showing off he doesn't know what an illegal is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 1,100 Posted yesterday at 01:12 AM Bought 3 six packs of Miller highlife 8 ounce bottles for a party back in the 90's. I think I drank 16 of them. Hurled twice on the drive home. Luckily it was only about 3 miles & on a very low traffic gravel road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM 2 minutes ago, easilyscan said: Bought 3 six packs of Miller highlife 8 ounce bottles for a party back in the 90's. I think I drank 16 of them. Hurled twice on the drive home. Luckily it was only about 3 miles & on a very low traffic gravel road. That's only 10.67 proper beers, Betty Ford. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 01:16 AM 4 hours ago, Maximum Overkill said: Yes, I want to get with a tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
easilyscan 1,100 Posted yesterday at 01:58 AM 42 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: That's only 10.67 proper beers, Betty Ford. That's a lot of f0cking beer. How many can you put back ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 02:20 AM 16 minutes ago, easilyscan said: That's a lot of f0cking beer. How many can you put back ? 8-10 a night plus a shot or two of moonshine. Put away? A case easy. The single bottle in the OP was kind of a letdown too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,609 Posted yesterday at 02:24 AM 3 minutes ago, Horseman said: 8-10 a night plus a shot or two of moonshine. Put away? A case easy. The single bottle in the OP was kind of a letdown too. You drink a case of beer a night? Well that explains everything. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 02:24 AM Just now, Ron_Artest said: You drink a case of beer a night? Well that explains everything. Read much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,609 Posted yesterday at 02:25 AM Just now, Horseman said: Read much? "A case easy' is what you said. Or is this like the "I can't spend all the money I make" BS? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 02:29 AM 4 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: You drink a case of beer a night? Well that explains everything. Him drinking 10 beers and two moonshine shots a night makes him an alcoholic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 02:31 AM 4 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: "A case easy' is what you said. Or is this like the "I can't spend all the money I make" BS? He's so drunk he can't remember that he said "a case easy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 02:31 AM 2 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: "A case easy' is what you said. Or is this like the "I can't spend all the money I make" BS? You buy a six pack for a party. Might want to sit this one out. The FACT you think I said I drink a case every night explains EVERYTHING anybody needs to know. Too foking easy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,609 Posted yesterday at 02:35 AM 1 minute ago, Horseman said: You buy a six pack for a party. Might want to sit this one out. The FACT you think I said I drink a case every night explains EVERYTHING anybody needs to know. Too foking easy. Actually a 4 pack for a party. And no I probably won't even drink them all. You said you can drink a case, easy I don't know what's funnier is that you lied about it or you think this makes you a man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 02:35 AM Just now, FrancieFootball said: He's so drunk he can't remember that he said "a case easy." How much can you put away guy....that when he has to go into the office has to travel 3.5 hours to the DFW area, doesn't live there with his partner.....that was making fun of 10 beers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,609 Posted yesterday at 02:36 AM Just now, Horseman said: How much can you put away guy....that when he has to go into the office has to travel 3.5 hours to the DFW area, doesn't live there with his partner.....that was making fun of 10 beers? How much can you put away? What are you 17? Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 02:39 AM 1 minute ago, Ron_Artest said: Actually a 4 pack for a party. And no I probably won't even drink them all. You said you can drink a case, easy I don't know what's funnier is that you lied about it or you think this makes you a man. Makes sense, the low body mass and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 02:40 AM 3 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: How much can you put away? What are you 17? Jesus. Read much? Maybe check the THREAD TITLE. JFC. 42 minutes ago, easilyscan said: That's a lot of f0cking beer. How many can you put back ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 02:42 AM We've established once again Banned_Artest, I like to call him "dance monkey", has a huge reading disability. Back to your normal programming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 02:59 AM 22 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: Actually a 4 pack for a party. And no I probably won't even drink them all. You said you can drink a case, easy I don't know what's funnier is that you lied about it or you think this makes you a man. All-day supposedly rich, hot-wife-having keyboard warrior picked the wrong thing to brag and then backpedal about. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,609 Posted yesterday at 03:02 AM 3 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: All-day supposedly rich, hot-wife-having keyboard warrior picked the wrong thing to brag and then backpedal about. A case easy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 03:04 AM 2 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said: A case easy He's a case all right, cornered into short jokes and creepy Internet stalking, triggered af like Sockfocker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 03:12 AM 11 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: All-day supposedly rich, hot-wife-having keyboard warrior picked the wrong thing to brag and then backpedal about. Who's back peddling? I can drink your effeminate ass under the table. EASY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 03:18 AM Just now, Horseman said: Who's back peddling? I can drink your effeminate ass under the table. EASY. That's a sad thing to be proud of, that your inferiority feelings manifest themselves in heavy drinking and having an alcohol tolerance that brings you confidence in having more tolerance than others. Not an accomplishment that should comfort a real, healthy, confident man. I didn't realize tonight that toxic masculinity includes a stout blood-alcohol content. You should go to AA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 03:22 AM Just now, FrancieFootball said: That's a sad thing to be proud of, that your inferiority feelings manifest themselves in heavy drinking and having an alcohol tolerance that brings you confidence in having more tolerance than others. Not an accomplishment that should comfort a real, healthy, confident man. I didn't realize tonight that toxic masculinity includes a stout blood-alcohol content. You should go to AA. Yet: 2 hours ago, FrancieFootball said: That's only 10.67 proper beers, Betty Ford. You're not fooling anyone with your manic-depressive posting. My advice. Take a hint when you've been banned dozens of times. You drag this place down. Just stick to musicals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 03:35 AM 11 minutes ago, Horseman said: Yet: You're not fooling anyone with your manic-depressive posting. My advice. Take a hint when you've been banned dozens of times. You drag this place down. Just stick to musicals. You said "a case easy." I noted 10.67 beers. That's 124.93 percent higher than I said, Saucedman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 03:40 AM 2 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: You said "a case easy." I noted 10.67 beers. That's 124.93 percent higher than I said, Saucedman. Ok. Let's recap shall we? Me: 50's retired, independently wealthy, married once for 26 years. You: 60's, no plans for retirement, divorced 3 times, 50 cats and the rain washes dog chit into your pool. And you're trying to give me advice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 518 Posted yesterday at 03:44 AM Wow I stumbled across a thread of political dumbasses talking about drinking. Making yourselves sound like 17 year olds nerds. You all need the moonshine to rinse the taste of each others c0cks out of you moufs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 03:47 AM 5 minutes ago, Horseman said: Ok. Let's recap shall we? Me: 50's retired, independently wealthy, married once for 26 years. You: 60's, no plans for retirement, divorced 3 times, 50 cats and the rain washes dog chit into your pool. And you're trying to give me advice? You, a raging alcoholic who has to go on a lightly populated message board to brag about his life and put down others instead of enjoying his so-called riches and retirement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 03:48 AM 3 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: Wow I stumbled across a thread of political dumbasses talking about drinking. Making yourselves sound like 17 year olds nerds. You all need the moonshine to rinse the taste of each others c0cks out of you moufs Thanks for letting us know what gets cOcks taste out of mouths. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 03:52 AM 5 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: You, a raging alcoholic who has to go on a lightly populated message board to brag about his life and put down others instead of enjoying his so-called riches and retirement. This is interesting. What was it it your head that made up "raging alcoholic"? The guy that's been banned dozens of times from a lightly trafficked message board. Oh and divorced 3 times. I just have to hear this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrancieFootball 308 Posted yesterday at 03:57 AM 1 minute ago, Horseman said: This is interesting. What was it it your head that made up "raging alcoholic"? The guy that's been banned dozens of times from a lightly trafficked message board. Oh and divorced 3 times. I just have to hear this. Anyone who can easily drink a case has an alcohol tolerance indicative of an alcoholic, and your moronic comparison to a statement about drinking fewer than 11 beers is some kind of one-time personal-record drinking just underscores your addictive personality of covering up what you know in your heart is a problem. Again, seek counseling. Go to AA. Your family probably wants you back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 04:04 AM 1 minute ago, FrancieFootball said: Anyone who can easily drink a case has an alcohol tolerance indicative of an alcoholic, and your moronic comparison to a statement about drinking fewer than 11 beers is some kind of one-time personal-record drinking just underscores your addictive personality of covering up what you know in your heart is a problem. Again, seek counseling. Go to AA. Your family probably wants you back! WTF? My family is right here next to me. Where are your 3 ex-wives and retarded children? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Horseman 2,799 Posted yesterday at 04:07 AM Hey guys. No posting the record amount of drinking in the thread titled "Most You Ever Drank"! JFC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
