Spermoff: No more politcs

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

So I was reading the "could this bored go 24 hours without politics" thread. And of course, the answer is a resounding no. That is sad.

 

I think I'm gonna try to retire from politics completely. Like "don't talk about it. Don't read about it. Ever."

 

I mean what's the point? Other than make us miserable, what do we get out of it? What does it solve? Do we find it fun?

 

So I'm out. Here, Facebook, meatspace.

 

Anyway, to my former political opponents, let's try to be friends in the entertainment and poop threads around here.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

poop threads around here.

 

The Sh!t List

1. Ghost Sh!t: The kind where you feel sh!t come out but there is no sh!t

in the toilet.

 

 

2. Clean Sh!t: The kind where you sh!t it out, see it, but there is

nothing on the toilet paper.

 

 

3. Wet Sh!t: The kind where you wipe your butt at least 90 times and it

feels unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt

and your underwear so you won't ruin your pants.

 

 

4. Second Wave Sh!t: It happens when you're done shitting and you've

pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize you have to sh!t

some more.

 

 

5. Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Head Sh!t: The kind where you strain so much to get

the sh!t out you practically have a stroke.

 

 

6. Richard Simmons Sh!t: You sh!t so much you lose 30 pounds.

 

 

7. Lincoln Log Sh!t: The kind of sh!t that is so huge that you are afraid

to flush the toilet without breaking it into little pieces with the

toilet brush.

 

 

8. Gassy Sh!t: It's noisy; everyone within earshot is giggling.

 

 

9. Drinker Sh!t: The kind of sh!t you have the morning after a long night

of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the

bottom of the toilet.

 

 

10. Corn Sh!t: Self-explanatory.

 

11. Gee I Wish I Could Sh!t Sh!t: It's the kind where you want to sh!t but

all you do is sit on the toilet, cramped, and fart a few times.

 

 

12. Spinal Tap Sh!t: That's where it hurts so bad coming out you'd swear it

was leaving sideways.

 

 

13. Wet Cheeks Sh!t (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out of your rear

end so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

 

 

14. Liquid Sh!t: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and

splatters all over the toilet bowl.

 

 

15. Mexican Food Sh!t: It smells so bad the room must be condemned.

 

 

16. Upperclass Sh!t: The kind of sh!t that doesn't smell.

 

 

17. Fisherman's Bobber Sh!t: That's the kind where you are in a public

restroom, there are two people waiting on your stall; you sh!t and

flush two times but several golf ball size pieces are still floating

above the water line.

 

 

18. Ambush Sh!t: This kind never occurs at home but usually at a party or

while playing golf. It is the result of trying to fart just a

little, but you end up with trouser chili and you walk bow-legged for

the rest of the day.

 

 

19. Santa Clause Sh!t: A sh!t that is so big, you have no idea how it made

it down the drain after flushing.

 

 

20. Stalactite Sh!t: A sh!t that gets stuck and hangs from your butt for a moment.

 

 

21. Deja Vu Sh!t: When you could swear you've taken the exact same sh!t before.

 

 

22. Five Alarm Sh!t: Your burns so bad you think it's on fire.

Usually after eating really spicy chili or other spicy food.

 

 

23. False Alarm Sh!t: After a really big fart you think you might have

sh!t yourself, but you didn't.

 

 

24. Titanic Sh!t: The tip of the sh!t is visible above the water line.

 

 

25. Rainbow Sh!t: The kind of sh!t that is at least 7 different colors.

 

 

26. Gangster Sh!t: A sh!t that sounds like an automatic weapon is being

fired in the toilet.

 

 

27. Gold Medal Sh!t: A sh!t you work so hard to get out that you just have to

tell a friend about it.

[cyclone24 1,814]

I dont mind discussing social issues as we have a few smart people that can articulate their positions (ill let you guess the few that are not in this category) that at least for me allows me to at least look at the other side.

 

But the "Haha YOUR side focked up threads".. (usually started by the aforementioned category guys) is boring and serves nothing but to soothe asshurt.

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,584]

problem is without the political threads this place gets boring fast

[Voltaire 4,560]

I hope you fail, TBBOM as you're one of the more insightful posters here.

 

You're right about political threads pissing everybody off though. We pick sides in political threads, make enemies there, and that carries over to other threads. (Other than sports. Blessedly, the one place Dems, Republicans, and Independents around here can and do come together is in support of their various home teams).

 

For years everybody around here supposed I was a Dem because I loathe George W. Bush so vehemently and followed that up by giving Obummer passes for the most part. Now maybe folks are thinking I'm a Republican because I think the good outweighs the bad with Trump and would love to see Ruth Bader Ginsburg replaced on SCOTUS.

 

I bounce back and forth but am always on the side of whoever's been making me less angry lately. For now, that's the GOP. The political movements I despise the most remain Black Lives Matter, the various college campus snowflakes, and the tranny rights people.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

problem is without the political threads this place gets boring fast

Yeah. I could see not bothering to come here much anymore.

[Filthy Fernadez 2,696]

 

and the trannies rights people.

 

There's more to them than most people give them credit for.

[wiffleball 4,642]

Titans didn't do this when Obama was POTUS.

[titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745]

Titans didn't do this when Obama was POTUS.

No no.

 

I'm working on being a more zen, less angry miserable person. I think letting go of politics would help greatly.

 

That's all.

 

I'm tired of having online "enemies" over stuff that quite frankly, doesn't focking matter anyway.

[wiffleball 4,642]

No no.

 

I'm working on being a more zen,

 

 

Did you hear the Winnie the Pooh story?

[Voltaire 4,560]

I'm working on being a more zen, less angry miserable person. I think letting go of politics would help greatly.

 

I miss jvirne.

[frank 2,145]

I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!