It's an EXCITING time to be Giants Fan

[Sho Nuff 720]

I talk to myself all day long...post threads about how great I am at poker...about all my relatives...about how big of a 9/11 hero I am. Not as exciting of a time when I take my meds though, then the voices in my head are quiet and that just isn't as much fun.

[phillybear 366]

Snakes? No problem ... non-venemous of course. I had a bee sting alergy as a kid, that I might have outgrown, and I don't want to find out…I could have out run it as I was the fasterst white kid in Arizona when I was a teenager something bit me in my sleep, and my lungs seized and I almost died. They shot me up with Adrenalyn and I was all, "What? My heart is already racing!" and then Benadryl ... and I was all, "Oh, now I see."…but I reallydidn’t see cause I wanted to fock with them….paper bag to keep me from hyperventalating ... and I was fine. Something bit me on the elbow in my sleep, maybe right when I woke up that morning ... a black widow or something or maybe it was uncle Frank….he doc said he thought it was a "kissing bug" ... but that sounds pretty ghay. "I'm allergic to kissing bugs." so I stand by that it musta been a black widow.

 

Still, bugs that bite or sting ... scare the fock outta me. Roaches? Freak me out. Had a pet octopus I used to play with ... I'm particularly interested in cephalopods ...I had a pet octopus...trivia question how many tentacles does an octopus have? give up? Zero. An octopus has arms I'm serious NO JOKE>Everyone I know says I'm smart ... but they are all idiots. Mostly. So what does that say about me? but I couldn't hold a big (harmless) wolf spider. Apparently, rattlesnake venom is the same thing as a bee sting ... so growing up in the desert, that has always been a fear of mine. I could have an alergic reaction to a rattlesnake bite that would kill me. Killer bees now are a bigger threat. If you disturb them, they will pursue you and sting you hundreds of times. People that AREN'T ALERGIC get killed every year.

 

And I have been stung by a dead bee. Don't be all ... "Ooohhh, look I got a dead bee here! It could sting ya!"

 

You can still hook the stinger and take the poison.

 

Back then nobody was alergic to natural stuff like peanuts. Again, it seems normal to me that VENOM might be something my body doesn't handle well ... and kids would chase me with live bees ... no joke they were bees…because they new I would run ... it's a LEGITIAMTE fear, in my case…but I’m fast…like heights

[phillybear 366]

I remember the first fish I ever bought. I had just come back from a family summer vacation in California, and I musta had like some tourist stink on me. Was like 3AM and I had a craving for some paté from a little place named Florént in the Meat Packing District (Men in Black was shot there). They have awesome paté, and it comes with bread, and mustard and cornichons, and olives ... used to be like $8, and they are open to 4 AM.

 

Anyway, one night I was walking over there from my APT to pick up my order (they do not deliver), walk around a corner, I see 2 black transvestites for about one second before I get pepper sprayed. I was wearing glasses, and I whipped off my glasses, but they got me point blank, I was pretty blind (NEVER want to have glasses on during a fight anyway) and they came at me, but I fought them off blind. Never did find my glasses ... but I did get my focking paté!

 

And I called the cops. Filed a report. I had like $40 in my wallet ... which should be a pass for a mugging, but no ... they just focking attacked me! Didn't even ask for my wallet. However ... my $400 designer transition glasses were never found. So, they mighta gotten my glasses ... I dunno.

 

You can't make this shiat up. Only in New York. They were eventually busted. Got a more sophisticated plan, robbing guys looking to pick up male prostitutes, and pretending to be cops. I'm pretty sure it was the same guys. They could not fight ... worth a damn. If it was the same guys. Crakhead trannies. Might as well be the Mafia ... you do not want crackhead trannies mad at you. Trust me. I never pressed any charges.

 

Never got my glasses back either. Brand new. Ken Cole

[kutulu 1,724]

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[jgcrawfish 232]

I love Taco Bell, I mean LOVE Taco Bell. Was having a craving one night so I jumped in my 73 Duster. 340/4 barrel with some mods...putting out like 860 horsepower. Had a buddy who was a street racer, he told me it was the fastest car he's EVER seen...like dragster fast. Ran the 1/4 mile in like 8.2 flat. Raced a Veyron one time in it...never saw him again because he was so far back. Guy driving it was a complete d-bag. I ran into him at a club and he was trying to get up on my girl just because he had money. He should have know better, she and I had a much deeper connection than money could come between. We were the Vulcan's and their pon farr...spiritual, almost primal. Best three weeks of my life. I lost track of her when I deployed to South America as part of the USSSWOD (US Super Secret War On Drugs...but that's all I can say about it). Those fvckers in the jungle never even knew what hit them. We rained down the holy fire of retribution on them...kill 'em all and let their maker sort them out I always say. That's where I introduced to Columbian Black Tea. Screw that Earl Grey stuff, Columbian is where it's at. It's that g0dd@mm volcanic soil...most fertile and nutritive stuff on earth. Goes down so damn smooth...like OBJ breakin DB ankles kind of smooth. Broken ankles, man do I have it bad. Doctor says I have the worst case of talipes calcaneovalgus he's ever seen. Like my feet are seriously fvcked up. Makes rock climbing a b!tch, but hey...we do what we gotta do. Turkey Peak, you know the one, it's a 5.12 climb...suckas fall off that B! all the time. That one really takes the cake...

[seafoam1 3,529]

I talk to myself all day long...post threads about how great I am at poker...about all my relatives...about how big of a 9/11 hero I am. Not as exciting of a time when I take my meds though, then the voices in my head are quiet and that just isn't as much fun.

Yep, typical Giants fan.

[Frozenbeernuts 2,450]

Yep, typical Giants fan.

How do you know GF? Your join date was last year. Pretty sure he has been banned for over a year now

[seafoam1 3,529]

How do you know GF? Your join date was last year. Pretty sure he has been banned for over a year now

Look up Seafoam in the member list. I forgot my password and it was associated with an old email that I don't have anymore so could not get the password back via the password recover system here. So I started Seafoam1.

Seafoam Joined August 13, 2001

[weepaws 3,447]

If you a true Giants fan I would be excited about the thought of you can keep your studs playing the full season you should win the nfc east.

 

Good luck.

[seafoam1 3,529]

If you a true Giants fan I would be excited about the thought of you can keep your studs playing the full season you should win the nfc east.

 

Good luck.

[jgcrawfish 232]

I miss the multi-personalitied ramblings of Giants Fan...and so do I !