jocstrap 8 Posted March 14, 2013 He's at his heaviest weight of all time. The double chin is starting to show in pictures. The grey hair on the chest is new, he's plucking them bi-weekly, but they continue to come back. He's blaming somebody/anybody for this bullsh!t. His paycheck has decreased 72 dollars a month somehow. Dental inurance has just become available for $75 a month, so the paycheck will become even smaller. On a positive note, that front chipped tooth will be fixed! On a horrible note...he hasn't been to the dentist in 15 years, so who knows how bad the April checkup will be. Tell me about Viagra? Or maybe I need a testosterone vitamin like on those commericials. Don't get me wrong it still works - just not like it used to. My hornyness level has all of the sudden been squashed. The kids are doing just fine. My son is #3 in the state in tennis and is pretty focking good if I may say so. Must be in the genes:) Math homework is killing the Jocstrap. That sh!t is B.S. and he hates it. Why the fock do you need to be able to solve: -2(3x+-8)=15. This one is actually pretty easy, I just couldn't figure out how to make those focking numbers fractions. A Jocstrap child is focked in that department. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining! The stock market is doing great and guess who bought IBM at $92 a long time ago and ACAS at $4 a long time ago. Yep look 'em up and Jocstrap has a great big smile on the wrinkled forehead. Oh yea, I think my once tight azzs body has man boobs. Any suggestions on firming them up without much physical activity or weight lifting? (.)(.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frozenbeernuts 2,292 Posted March 14, 2013 He's at his heaviest weight of all time. The double chin is starting to show in pictures. The grey hair on the chest is new, he's plucking them bi-weekly, but they continue to come back. He's blaming somebody/anybody for this bullsh!t. His paycheck has decreased 72 dollars a month somehow. Dental inurance has just become available for $75 a month, so the paycheck will become even smaller. On a positive note, that front chipped tooth will be fixed! On a horrible note...he hasn't been to the dentist in 15 years, so who knows how bad the April checkup will be. Tell me about Viagra? Or maybe I need a testosterone vitamin like on those commericials. Don't get me wrong it still works - just not like it used to. My hornyness level has all of the sudden been squashed. The kids are doing just fine. My son is #3 in the state in tennis and is pretty focking good if I may say so. Must be in the genes:) Math homework is killing the Jocstrap. That sh!t is B.S. and he hates it. Why the fock do you need to be able to solve: -2(3x+-8)=15. This one is actually pretty easy, I just couldn't figure out how to make those focking numbers fractions. A Jocstrap child is focked in that department. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining! The stock market is doing great and guess who bought IBM at $92 a long time ago and ACAS at $4 a long time ago. Yep look 'em up and Jocstrap has a great big smile on the wrinkled forehead. Oh yea, I think my once tight azzs body has man boobs. Any suggestions on firming them up without much physical activity or weight lifting? (.)(.) Rub 10w 30 motor oil on your tlts 4 times a week. It firms them up like nothing else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Moz 71 Posted March 14, 2013 He's at his heaviest weight of all time. The double chin is starting to show in pictures. The grey hair on the chest is new, he's plucking them bi-weekly, but they continue to come back. He's blaming somebody/anybody for this bullsh!t. His paycheck has decreased 72 dollars a month somehow. Dental inurance has just become available for $75 a month, so the paycheck will become even smaller. On a positive note, that front chipped tooth will be fixed! On a horrible note...he hasn't been to the dentist in 15 years, so who knows how bad the April checkup will be. Tell me about Viagra? Or maybe I need a testosterone vitamin like on those commericials. Don't get me wrong it still works - just not like it used to. My hornyness level has all of the sudden been squashed. The kids are doing just fine. My son is #3 in the state in tennis and is pretty focking good if I may say so. Must be in the genes:) Math homework is killing the Jocstrap. That sh!t is B.S. and he hates it. Why the fock do you need to be able to solve: -2(3x+-8)=15. This one is actually pretty easy, I just couldn't figure out how to make those focking numbers fractions. A Jocstrap child is focked in that department. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining! The stock market is doing great and guess who bought IBM at $92 a long time ago and ACAS at $4 a long time ago. Yep look 'em up and Jocstrap has a great big smile on the wrinkled forehead. Oh yea, I think my once tight azzs body has man boobs. Any suggestions on firming them up without much physical activity or weight lifting? (.)(.) Alright already ... I will stop focking your wife okay? Also if you got man boobs because you ued to work out alot an stopped --- the ONLY way to get them to go away is working out again at least just on that part of the body. When I did p90x for a while like almost for a year I had great pecks then I stopped and while I didn't gain much actual weight back as I kept the diet up the man boobs started so I just do like 50 reg push ups 25 incline , 25 as close to diamond as I can w/o killing my elbows - every night. Might sound like a lot but takes maybe 15 minutes Thats how I fixed it. -- Maybe surgery if your a total lazy ass. As for the grey get used to it man I have started 2 years ago for me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,583 Posted March 14, 2013 Serious question: I'n your prime, could you have beaten Steffi Graff in her prime? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 14, 2013 Serious question: I'n your prime, could you have beaten Steffi Graff in her prime? 100% yes. I beat Wayne Black and Mahesh Bhuphati. Both went on to be #1 in the world in doubles. Huge difference in strength and speed between men and women. My serve was 120mph hers was 105 maybe - then the second serves of women are beyond horrible. Then the power difference in groundstrokes isn't even close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,088 Posted March 14, 2013 How old are you joc? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 14, 2013 How old are you joc? 41 in July Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,859 Posted March 14, 2013 Does your one kid still fart in your other kids face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerkStore 13 Posted March 14, 2013 How did you chip your tooth? Were you playing with your wife's vibrator? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 15, 2013 Does your one kid still fart in your other kids face? Nope he's moved up to arguing with the parents at his ripe 'ol age of 11 I'd like to pin his arse down and fart on him though pretty much weekly now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jocstrap 8 Posted March 15, 2013 How did you chip your tooth? Were you playing with your wife's vibrator? No, that would at least be something to brag about. Wait, that would mean me putting that vibrating, rubber coated, bundle of joy in my mouth. NOPE And it's called the RABBIT - the best of the best unless you're unexperienced Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,538 Posted March 15, 2013 No, that would at least be something to brag about. Wait, that would mean me putting that vibrating, rubber coated, bundle of joy in my mouth. NOPE And it's called the RABBIT - the best of the best unless you're unexperienced The grey hair is making me wonder about the rabbits also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mile High Drunk 13 Posted March 15, 2013 Did you know that 1 in 3 people get shingles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
