Sean Mooney

What does your wife and 4 of her friends playing in the backyard have to do with steaks?

Horseman buys his steaks out of the back of a freezer truck in a parking lot. I could see why that needs a ton of sauce

Too many variables here to pick one of the extremes. But a fine, expensive cut of meat shouldn't need anything. A steak cooked improperly probably will need something regardless of the expensive nature.

The only negotiation Horsesh!t knows is when the customer says "Can you take pickles off my Big Mac?"

Right...but that also means you can critique it until something actually changes

I don't know....a few guys in here felt it was accomplished yesterday. Those people are idiots.

People getting hung up on the red carpet thing is silly. Of course you try to make the person feel special coming in. You are trying to broker a deal for peace and basically just being standoffish from the beginning would be foolish. Now- the real thing to hammer is how nothing was accomplished here. That is well within the bounds of criticism.

He is a middle school kid who heard a rap record once and thought he was in the Wu-Tang Clan all of a sudden

I mean in other cultures they view them differently. I've drank sangria- it's fine but I wouldn't choose it if I had a choice. When I go to parties- if there is alcohol provided I'll drink what they provide. Sometimes it's an IPA, sometimes it's picnic beer, sometimes it's wine, sometimes it's whiskey. Whatever. Alcohol is alcohol.

Same tired sh!t from the same tired people

Friends? He can't afford a grill I'd be shocked if he could even afford a spatula.

Oh I can imagine them being in awe of him. Trump is a tough talking douchenozzle who would immediately turn into a the minute he got punched in the mouth. They want to be him but they aren't even man enough to rise to his low testosterone fueled level of manhood. MO is consumed with trannies to the point that I'm pretty sure he fvcked one and feels guilty because he liked it- he probably even let the trannie penetrate him. The other admits he watches other dudes bang his wife. (That is if you believe the story that he has a wife). These are the same people that just run the same tired tropes out about posters here who disagree with them and think it's top line stuff. But give them some credit- lots of people with their lot in life would've tied a cement block around their neck and jumped into a lake by now. Maybe they will still do it soon and help the world out.

Lots of life winners have multiple screen names on a fantasy football message board so when they get a time out they can keep posting.. "smash burgers, beer," watching press coverage of a meeting so they can post on a lightly trafficked fantasy football message board..

Of course a bunch of people who think they are "alpha males" are watching press coverage of a guy getting into a car at 3:30 on a Friday afternoon.

https://am11.mediaite.com/med/cnt/uploads/2025/08/Screenshot-2025-08-15-at-9-53-50-AM-e1755280494468.jpg Piers Morgan posted the pic that showed up on his timeline without seeing the obviously added effect. He thought it was a live photo of Trump showing up to the Putin meting. What a doofus