How I got my masturbation habit, under control...

[kutulu 1,545]

I didn't

 

hth

[Force of Two 0]

I didn't

 

hth

 

I dont have a problem (Denial is the first stage)

[Dick Hertz 1]

My problem is running out of sperm. I hate to see the poor little fella dry heave.

[Toro 1]

I masturbate twice a day. Is that too much?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

Talk about something that is unpossible. Sheesh

[gratefulted 14]

After stopping for almost 15 years and after the kids are now on there own and I'm retired from work I started whackin' the pud again but I could only pull it off at nighttime (90% of the time) . whacking during the day just makes me feel too lazy, for me though it beats the hell out of drinking.

[kutulu 1,545]

I masturbate twice a day. Is that too much?

 

Nope, I usually bang it out twice on the train ride to work.

[Force of Two 0]

Once a day whether my wife is putting out or not

[D'ohmer Simpson 0]

I could see wanting to control nose picking or nail biting, but doing the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump? Why?

[ADD1CT36 1]

have you ever done it at work?

[kutulu 1,545]

have you ever done it at work?

 

[George Carlin 1]

have you ever done it at work?

 

Only while talking to you.

[ADD1CT36 1]

Only while talking to you.

 

i was just thinking about that

 

[Juniper 0]

I like being able to jerk off more than actually doing it on a regular basis. When younger, I often wondered when I'd give it up; but just ended up doing it less and less each year. I generally only whack off between Memorial Day and Labor Day nowadays; usually outdoors. I used to worry about my parents finding out; but now I worry about my daughter finding out.

 

Dammit, gratefulted; you stole my idea. And I'm joking, people.

[kutulu 1,545]

I'd say 4 times a week at a min.; 12 if the rest of the family (wife and kids) leave the house for a few days.

[D_House 0]

My problem is running out of sperm. I hate to see the poor little fella dry heave.

with a name like that, maybe you should give it a rest. dry heaving is a bad sign.

[kutulu 1,545]

I just whacked my right nut by accident. I hope this doesn't effect my plans for later. I would never be able to forgive myself for standing myself up.

[D_House 0]

I just whacked my right nut by accident. I hope this doesn't effect my plans for later. I would never be able to forgive myself for standing myself up.

forget about yourself... your out of your league anyways.

[kutulu 1,545]

forget about yourself... your out of your league anyways.

 

Maybe I can catch myself on the rebound.

[SUXBNME 1,335]

I didn't :

hth

 

 

me neither me neither