Man severs own peamus to prove faithfulness

[Thornton Melon 651]

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[Recidivist 1]

I assure you that man did not possess the ability to give himself a BJ.

[Dick Hertz 1]

I assure you that man did not possess the ability to give himself a BJ.

 

 

He does now.

[sawilson 1]

He does now.

[Ignignokt 0]

He does now.

[D_House 0]

He does now.

 

even better given your name

[shovelheadt 72]

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I have a female friend that I went to High School with. Run into her once in a while when I go home to see my family. She also used to email me once every few months. A couple of years ago, her husband freaked out on her after being told she wanted a divorce. Long story short, he went ape sh*t on her with a filet knife. It was a miracle that she survived. She showed me some of the scars. One went all the way from the middle of her tats (32 C) all the way down to her waste. The smallest one was the one that almost killed her. A direct jab that went a few inches in focking up a couple of organs.

 

 

Anyway...she's telling me stories of how crazy he'd alway been and she should have seen it coming. One story was where her, her twin sister and her mom were heading to Chicago for a 2 day shopping trip. This dude freaks out, not wanting her to go out of fear she was up to something. After trying to convice him that it wouldn't even be possible for her to screw around with her Bible thumping family with her, she finally said "I'm done arguing, see you in a couple days"

 

So this dude grabs a knife, pulls his sack out of his pants, cuts open his sack and actually pulls one of his nads out of the sack. He yells "Don't make me do it!!" She turns around where he's holding the actual nad in one hand is threatening to cut it off with the knife.

 

The only thing I could say to her was "..And this didn't clue you in to the fact that he was not stable?"

[30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5]

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I have a female friend that I went to High School with. Run into her once in a while when I go home to see my family. She also used to email me once every few months. A couple of years ago, her husband freaked out on her after being told she wanted a divorce. Long story short, he went ape sh*t on her with a filet knife. It was a miracle that she survived. She showed me some of the scars. One went all the way from the middle of her tats (32 C) all the way down to her waste. The smallest one was the one that almost killed her. A direct jab that went a few inches in focking up a couple of organs.

Anyway...she's telling me stories of how crazy he'd alway been and she should have seen it coming. One story was where her, her twin sister and her mom were heading to Chicago for a 2 day shopping trip. This dude freaks out, not wanting her to go out of fear she was up to something. After trying to convice him that it wouldn't even be possible for her to screw around with her Bible thumping family with her, she finally said "I'm done arguing, see you in a couple days"

 

So this dude grabs a knife, pulls his sack out of his pants, cuts open his sack and actually pulls one of his nads out of the sack. He yells "Don't make me do it!!" She turns around where he's holding the actual nad in one hand is threatening to cut it off with the knife.

 

The only thing I could say to her was "..And this didn't clue you in to the fact that he was not stable?"

[Ravens 03 0]

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I have a female friend that I went to High School with. Run into her once in a while when I go home to see my family. She also used to email me once every few months. A couple of years ago, her husband freaked out on her after being told she wanted a divorce. Long story short, he went ape sh*t on her with a filet knife. It was a miracle that she survived. She showed me some of the scars. One went all the way from the middle of her tats (32 C) all the way down to her waste. The smallest one was the one that almost killed her. A direct jab that went a few inches in focking up a couple of organs.

Anyway...she's telling me stories of how crazy he'd alway been and she should have seen it coming. One story was where her, her twin sister and her mom were heading to Chicago for a 2 day shopping trip. This dude freaks out, not wanting her to go out of fear she was up to something. After trying to convice him that it wouldn't even be possible for her to screw around with her Bible thumping family with her, she finally said "I'm done arguing, see you in a couple days"

 

So this dude grabs a knife, pulls his sack out of his pants, cuts open his sack and actually pulls one of his nads out of the sack. He yells "Don't make me do it!!" She turns around where he's holding the actual nad in one hand is threatening to cut it off with the knife.

 

The only thing I could say to her was "..And this didn't clue you in to the fact that he was not stable?"

 

You run in a strange circle of friends there son.

[ilovemustachios 0]

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I have a female friend that I went to High School with. Run into her once in a while when I go home to see my family. She also used to email me once every few months. A couple of years ago, her husband freaked out on her after being told she wanted a divorce. Long story short, he went ape sh*t on her with a filet knife. It was a miracle that she survived. She showed me some of the scars. One went all the way from the middle of her tats (32 C) all the way down to her waste. The smallest one was the one that almost killed her. A direct jab that went a few inches in focking up a couple of organs.

Anyway...she's telling me stories of how crazy he'd alway been and she should have seen it coming. One story was where her, her twin sister and her mom were heading to Chicago for a 2 day shopping trip. This dude freaks out, not wanting her to go out of fear she was up to something. After trying to convice him that it wouldn't even be possible for her to screw around with her Bible thumping family with her, she finally said "I'm done arguing, see you in a couple days"

 

So this dude grabs a knife, pulls his sack out of his pants, cuts open his sack and actually pulls one of his nads out of the sack. He yells "Don't make me do it!!" She turns around where he's holding the actual nad in one hand is threatening to cut it off with the knife.

 

The only thing I could say to her was "..And this didn't clue you in to the fact that he was not stable?"

 

Why is it that you actually get phantom pain in yer balls when you here stories like this

[shovelheadt 72]

You run in a strange circle of friends there son.

 

She's the one with the weird associations. Which is surprising because she's a very sweet, wholesome, church going type of person. Her whole family is.

[mozzy84 0]

So this dude grabs a knife, pulls his sack out of his pants, cuts open his sack and actually pulls one of his nads out of the sack. He yells "Don't make me do it!!" She turns around where he's holding the actual nad in one hand is threatening to cut it off with the knife.

must have been nice explaining that one at the hospital waiting to get stitched up.

[phillybear 366]

So this dude grabs a knife, pulls his sack out of his pants, cuts open his sack and actually pulls one of his nads out of the sack. He yells "Don't make me do it!!" She turns around where he's holding the actual nad in one hand is threatening to cut it off with the knife.

 

I want to party with this dude.

[shovelheadt 72]

must have been nice explaining that one at the hospital waiting to get stitched up.

 

My parents knew the guy, it being a very small town. They remembered hearing about the testicle incident, but didn't know it was him at the time.

 

After he carved up his wife, she tricked him into giving her the cell phone. Something about her wanting to say goodbye to the kids before he finished her off. That's when she called the cops. When they showed up, he started carving on himself. Hacked away at both wrists then started stabbing himself in the gut before they juiced him.

[hoytdwow 202]

What's the big deal?

I have a detachable peenis, too.