OB1 33 Posted June 8, 2004 OB1 - I left you a PM with my pick since I should be gone when BNF picks. Got it! alsoyouareabastardbecauseiwantedthatguy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farmer Bernie 0 Posted June 8, 2004 Also, BitterNavalfraftfocker e-mailed me, galt, and others that he was getting on a plane and wouldn't be available until at least 2:15PM EST. No picks, just letting us know he wouldn't be around. Anyway, the draft is obviously stalled until then, so go get some work done!!! Of course, you emilaed him the update right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OB1 33 Posted June 8, 2004 Also, BitterNavalfraftfocker e-mailed me, galt, and others that he was getting on a plane and wouldn't be available until at least 2:15PM EST. No picks, just letting us know he wouldn't be around. Anyway, the draft is obviously stalled until then, so go get some work done!!! Of course, you emilaed him the update right? I e-mailed him all the picks since he last selected and told him he was up. He has a blackberry, so as soon as he lands and turns it on he should get the info. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farmer Bernie 0 Posted June 8, 2004 He has a blackberry, I'm not sure what that means, but it sound like a good thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 OB1 - I'm back from my meeting. If the pick is made and I'm not around the forum, feel free to pick for me. If I'm around, I'll just pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OB1 33 Posted June 8, 2004 He has a blackberry, I'm not sure what that means, but it sound like a good thing It is pretty cool I guess. It's like a Palm Pilot that you can get your e-mail wirelessly on. He sent me his pick and it was made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 Honestly - wasn't that last one a sufficiently horrible choice that it was worth asking the question? FYI, here's how that conversation went: [Phone rings while I'm driving like 90 mph to the airport in an attempt to make an earlier flight. Also, keep in mind that (1) I have never spoken to O and (2) I have a partner in the car with me.] Me: Hey...man. O: I just picked Garcia. Me: Ok, gimme Keyshawn Johnson. O: Um...who? Me: Keyshawn. O: Are you sure? Me: [sweating and looking sideways at the partner, trying to figure out if I can pull out my cheatsheets without her noticing] Yeah, why? O: Cause he's old. And slow. And he sucks. Plus, there are a bunch of other guys available. Me: [realizing that the partner is starting to think this conversation is rather...odd] YeahjustgimmefockingKeyshawnbye. [click] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windycityguy 1 Posted June 8, 2004 Well Bernie was here. I have to go and won't be around till tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 Well Bernie was here. I have to go and won't be around till tonight. He's still here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 I left him a message on his cell. Then I called his work and was surprised to find a live person on the other end. His secretary put me through to his voicemail and I left him the draft results from his Rashaun Woods pick to now, although I had to read them very fast and very quietly because someone at my work stopped by to talk to me as I was saying "hey dude, it's Wilzone, let me give you a quick rundown on the draft picks." Hopefully he heard everything. I had like two minutes to check my voicemails and was all set to write down the picks so I could figure out whom to take. This is what I heard: "[normal speed] Hey man, this is Wilson, thought I'd give you a quick rundown on who's been taken... [slight pause] [shift into hyperspeed] okreadygoGarrisonHearstMartyBookerGregJones AlgeCrumplerReggieWayneDavidBostonLeeEvans DonteStallworthRodGardnerJustinMcCareinsJimmy SmithDonaldDriverAndre'DavisWilliamGreenMichael JenkinsRandyMcMichaelJoeyHarringtonAnthony ThomasTyroneWheatleyBooWilliamsMarcusPollard TrentGreenhopethathelpshurryupandpickbye." I think I caught about three names before giving up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OB1 33 Posted June 8, 2004 Add BNF to the list of people my Calico pick pissed off: In his mail telling me his pick: Damn...I wanted Calico! :pissedoffsmilie: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 [shift into hyperspeed] okreadygoGarrisonHearstMartyBookerGregJones AlgeCrumplerReggieWayneDavidBostonLeeEvans DonteStallworthRodGardnerJustinMcCareinsJimmy SmithDonaldDriverAndre'DavisWilliamGreenMichael JenkinsRandyMcMichaelJoeyHarringtonAnthony ThomasTyroneWheatleyBooWilliamsMarcusPollard TrentGreenhopethathelpshurryupandpickbye." I think I caught about three names before giving up. You're just like my fiancee. She's always giving me crap about being too fast. :ph34r: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 Especially when you've witnessed a grandpahoo-run team. Remind me never to draft from Texas again. That's clearly what made me momentarily retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orgazmo 2 Posted June 8, 2004 Especially when you've witnessed a grandpahoo-run team. Remind me never to draft from Texas again. That's clearly what made me momentarily retarded. They, um, liked the Clayton pick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OB1 33 Posted June 8, 2004 Especially when you've witnessed a grandpahoo-run team. Remind me never to draft from Texas again. That's clearly what made me momentarily retarded. They, um, liked the Clayton pick Pissed me off pretty fierce, which in fraft terms means I liked it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 Especially when you've witnessed a grandpahoo-run team. Remind me never to draft from Texas again. That's clearly what made me momentarily retarded. They, um, liked the Clayton pick I was in Maryland for that pick. Plus, you pretty much made it for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Buffington 3 Posted June 8, 2004 I don't like the Clayton pick what do you want for him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 I don't like the Clayton pick what do you want for him Yeah, well I focking HATE the...hold on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 Marcus Pollard pick. So there. also, that yellow type is hard to see Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farmer Bernie 0 Posted June 8, 2004 I just got royally bent over on a trade to get Morris. It's completely my fault. I was going to take him at 7.13, but I thought I would push my luck. Probably would have still got Favre or the other guy I was considering at 8.08 anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Buffington 3 Posted June 8, 2004 Marcus Pollard pick. So there. also, that yellow type is hard to see Um, I don't think so. maybe. FOCK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 I do not like Larry Johnson nearly as much as Mo Morris, but the 9.13 for my 11.10 was a nice enough upgrade for me to make the deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 Wilzone, I'm not sure you can get it up again so quickly after tagging Bernie's sweet, sweet ass, but if so you should trade Johnson to Jasperis for more picks. :bonerface: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 Wilzone, I'm not sure you can get it up again so quickly after tagging Bernie's sweet, sweet ass, but if so you should trade Johnson to Jasperis for more picks. :bonerface: Jasper has Stephen Davis and Priest Holmes. I have DeShaun Foster and Larry Johnson. Oh man he's going to be pissed when he finds this out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Farmer Bernie 0 Posted June 8, 2004 Bernie's sweet, sweet ass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Buffington 3 Posted June 8, 2004 hoo - hwat are you willing to give up in addition to Clayton to get Pollard? I know I initiated the trade, but we are talking two different calibers here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Buffington 3 Posted June 8, 2004 damn, I just missed him (Hoo)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 hoo - hwat are you willing to give up in addition to Clayton to get Pollard? I know I initiated the trade, but we are talking two different calibers here! I was just focking around - I don't want Pollard. Sorry about that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orgazmo 2 Posted June 8, 2004 I know I initiated the trade, but we are talking two different calibers here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 "08.08 Larry Johnson, Fat Overrated Dayne Wanna-be, Who Cares I can't figure out who this pick is for." Now I've got the fuhners all pissed off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orgazmo 2 Posted June 8, 2004 ? Is that posted somewhere? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 That's what it says in the fraft thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whoisjgalt 0 Posted June 8, 2004 That's what it says in the fraft thread. That's what it did say in the fraft thread - fixoreded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 That's what it says in the fraft thread. That's what it did say in the fraft thread - fixoreded. I love the irony of CMT mocking someone else's pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wilzone 0 Posted June 8, 2004 Damn. Once I traded away Morris, I thought about frafting Roeth or Manning instead of an RB but I figured one of the two would get back to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grandpahoo 9 Posted June 8, 2004 Damn. Once I traded away Morris, I thought about frafting Roeth or Manning instead of an RB but I figured one of the two would get back to me. LOVE the Manning pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Call me...Tim? 0 Posted June 8, 2004 That's what it says in the fraft thread. That's what it did say in the fraft thread - fixoreded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whoisjgalt 0 Posted June 9, 2004 Where the fock did EFocker go? He was here for at least 30+ minutes after the Washington pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites