So BLS is gonna dump his b!tch GF....

[Guest Black Label Society]

I've had it with her psychosis.

 

 

So, the only question I have left, is how many times should I fuck her before I dump her?

 

Also, I'm up for doing anything nasty to her.....suggestions?

[TheNewGirl 1,377]

This is just mean.

 

If she indeed has a psychosis, why would you be so mean to her?

[Mungwater 593]

I've had it with her psychosis.

So, the only question I have left, is how many times should I fuck her before I dump her?

 

Also, I'm up for doing anything nasty to her.....suggestions?

 

Keep going at it until your balls are coughing..

[Guest Black Label Society]

This is just mean.

 

If she indeed has a psychosis, why would you be so mean to her?

 

 

Sorry, I forgot to mention no women allowed in this thread.

 

Also, I'm kidding.....I really care for her, but I just can't stand her constant craziness.  It's to the point where she hit me during an argument 2 weeks ago.  That's the last straw.

[kutulu 1,660]

Dump her when you are banging her doggy style. Also broadcast it on the web.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Dump her when you are banging her doggy style. Also broadcast it on the web.

 

I have a digital camera that takes movie clips......(with audio)

 

 

 

that's chilly, man....just plain chilly.

[Liberals are Clueless 0]

All women are like this.

 

 

 

HTH

[Guest Black Label Society]

All women are like this.

HTH

 

 

While I agree that all women are nuts to some level, this one takes the taco.

 

 

She has more issues than National Geographic.

[stop talking cheerleader 0]

Ask her for a threesome, once she does it (get her nice and drunk) break up with her the next day saying you and the other girl just clicked better in the sack

[TheNewGirl 1,377]

Sorry, I forgot to mention no women allowed in this thread.

 

Also, I'm kidding.....I really care for her, but I just can't stand her constant craziness.  It's to the point where she hit me during an argument 2 weeks ago.  That's the last straw.

 

She hit you?

 

Yes, that's abuse and I would leave her too.

 

GL!!!

 

 

Are you worred about her going psycho on you???

[Guest Black Label Society]

She hit you?

 

Are you worred about her going psycho on you???

 

 

Yes.

 

 

Going?? I think she already did. She scratched my face too, to the point where it bled and I can scabs for a week.

 

Ask her for a threesome, once she does it (get her nice and drunk) break up with her the next day saying you and the other girl just clicked better in the sack

 

GREAT IDEA STC!!!

 

You busy Saturday??

[TheNewGirl 1,377]

Yes.

Going?? I think she already did. She scratched my face too, to the point where it bled and I can scabs for a week.

 

 

Oof. Wow.

 

Okay. You can be mean to her. That's just messed up that she did that.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Okay. You can be mean to her.

 

Sweet! I'm gonna go home tonight, talk sweetly to her, then rail her as hard as I can...you know...since you gave me the OK.

 

Oh, and I may have to record it with my camera.

[TheNewGirl 1,377]

Sweet! I'm gonna go home tonight, talk sweetly to her, then rail her as hard as I can...you know...since you gave me the OK.

 

 

 

Happy Pounding!!! Or Railing, rather.

[stop talking cheerleader 0]

Yes.

Going?? I think she already did. She scratched my face too, to the point where it bled and I can scabs for a week.

GREAT IDEA STC!!!

 

You busy Saturday??

 

Yeah sorry, have a bridal party and some other wedding crap I have to deal with. Trust me, I'd rather make a crazy girl go off, I might get more amusement from it

[Jessy 0]

If I remember correctly, this isn't the first time she hit you. Or the second. Maybe the third time's a charm? Unless those previous incidents were slaps and you count that differently.

 

You've had your time to realize that she isn't going to change, so just do it already.

 

Though, if she's as psycho as you say (I totally believe she is), for the love of all things holy, DO NOT DO SOMETHING MEAN. Psychos don't like that.

[Guest Black Label Society]

Yeah sorry, have a bridal party and some other wedding crap I have to deal with. Trust me, I'd rather make a crazy girl go off, I might get more amusement from it

 

 

Well, I can put it off ya know.....how much is a ticket from Denver to MPLS anyway?

 

I'll put ya up. I'm cool like that.

 

If I remember correctly, this isn't the first time she hit you. Or the second. Maybe the third time's a charm? Unless those previous incidents were slaps and you count that differently.

 

You've had your time to realize that she isn't going to change, so just do it already.

 

Though, if she's as psycho as you say (I totally believe she is), for the love of all things holy, DO NOT DO SOMETHING MEAN. Psychos don't like that.

 

This is the 4th time she's either slapped me, scratched me or hit me.

I'm not going to be mean to her, but I am gonna get me some more sexx.

 

She is good in the rack, sorta.

[Odie 0]

Dude... 2 words - PEARL HARBOR

 

HTH

[Guest Black Label Society]

Dude... 2 words - PEARL HARBOR

 

HTH

 

 

Huh?

[Odie 0]

 

dude... you dont know what a pearl harbor is......

[MLCKAA 548]

While I agree that all women are nuts to some level, this one takes the taco.

She has more issues than National Geographic.

 

 

I won't agree that ALL are crazy, but they are all manipulative. I seriously LOVE the idea that you dump her during sex or as you are climaxing.

[Guest Black Label Society]

 

dude... you dont know what a pearl harbor is......

 

If I did, would I make an asss out of myself by asking?

[rallo 136]

I say you give her the "Tony Danza"

 

 

but that's just what i'd do

[Odie 0]

If I did, would I make an asss out of myself by asking?

 

Go home, start banging your pyscho ###### from behind, about 5 seconds before your about to finish , spit on her back, she will think its over, have her turn around, and turn your hose on her...

 

fun times

 

 

 hence the name Pearl Harbor

[TheNewGirl 1,377]

I won't agree that ALL are crazy, but they are all manipulative. I seriously LOVE the idea that you dump her during sex or as you are climaxing.

 

Oh, great. The "All women are manipulative" argument again.

[rallo 136]

Go home, start banging your pyscho ###### from behind, about 5 seconds before your about to finish , spit on her back, she will think its over, have her turn around, and turn your hose on her...

 

fun times

 hence the name Pearl Harbor

 

where i'm from we call that the "Houdini"

[Guest Black Label Society]

I won't agree that ALL are crazy, but they are all manipulative. I seriously LOVE the idea that you dump her during sex or as you are climaxing.

 

 

Manipulative? Ha.....again...she takes the taco here.

 

she managed (somehow, and over a long period of time) to almost convince me that my best friend (have been best friends since I was 5, now 35) didn't really like me.

 

I almost bought it. She's very good.

She almost got me to not hang out with my friends anymore either.

She told me they did nothing but get me in trouble, etc, and that I drank too much and it's bad for me.

Which of course is true (being bad for me, but I didn't get into trouble unless WE fought).

 

I realized just recently that I'm basically miserable and she's the root cause of it.

I'll keep her around for another month......I have a week allocated at our company cabin, and I plan on doing some very disturbing things with her there as we'll be all alone miles away from all others.

 

Maybe I'll do a Pearl Harbor if Odie ever tells me what it is.

But if it's like a dirty sanchez or cleveland steamer, I ain't doing it. I don't do poo.

[rallo 136]

Manipulative? Ha.....again...she takes the taco here.

 

she managed (somehow, and over a long period of time) to almost convince me that my best friend (have been best friends since I was 5, now 35) didn't really like me.

 

I almost bought it. She's very good.

She almost got me to not hang out with my friends anymore either.

She told me they did nothing but get me in trouble, etc, and that I drank too much and it's bad for me.

Which of course is true (being bad for me, but I didn't get into trouble unless WE fought).

 

I realized just recently that I'm basically miserable and she's the root cause of it.

I'll keep her around for another month......I have a week allocated at our company cabin, and I plan on doing some very disturbing things with her there as we'll be all alone miles away from all others.

 

Maybe I'll do a Pearl Harbor if Odie ever tells me what it is.

But if it's like a dirty sanchez or cleveland steamer, I ain't doing it. I don't do poo.

i'd say you give her the tony danza... do you know what that is?

[Guest Black Label Society]

i'd say you give her the tony danza... do you know what that is?

 

No, but I'm anxiously awaiting a detailed description.

[Odie 0]

Manipulative? Ha.....again...she takes the taco here.

 

she managed (somehow, and over a long period of time) to almost convince me that my best friend (have been best friends since I was 5, now 35) didn't really like me.

 

I almost bought it. She's very good.

She almost got me to not hang out with my friends anymore either.

She told me they did nothing but get me in trouble, etc, and that I drank too much and it's bad for me.

Which of course is true (being bad for me, but I didn't get into trouble unless WE fought).

 

I realized just recently that I'm basically miserable and she's the root cause of it.

I'll keep her around for another month......I have a week allocated at our company cabin, and I plan on doing some very disturbing things with her there as we'll be all alone miles away from all others.

 

Maybe I'll do a Pearl Harbor if Odie ever tells me what it is.

But if it's like a dirty sanchez or cleveland steamer, I ain't doing it. I don't do poo.

 

 

BLS on a more serious note... no girl should EVER subtract from the life you had prior... if they can find a way to add onto your life, then they dont belong in your life..

[rallo 136]

No, but I'm anxiously awaiting a detailed description.

 

ok... so to understand the tony danza you must know what a donkey punch is? do you know about the donkey punch?

[Odie 0]

ok... so to understand the tony danza you must know what a donkey punch is? do you know about the donkey punch?

 

 

someone should start a new thread with all these terms to educate all the geeks

[kutulu 1,660]

Go home, start banging your pyscho ###### from behind, about 5 seconds before your about to finish , spit on her back, she will think its over, have her turn around, and turn your hose on her...

 

fun times

 hence the name Pearl Harbor

 

 

I thought it was like a pearl necklace except all your buddies from the softball team help out.

[Guest Black Label Society]

ok... so to understand the tony danza you must know what a donkey punch is? do you know about the donkey punch?

 

Yes, but I can't hit her. I'm not cool with that.

 

Can I slap her real hard?

[GutterBoy 2,898]

I'd recommend a dirty sanchez followed up by doing a rodeo

 

Yes, but I can't hit her. I'm not cool with that.

 

Can I slap her real hard?

 

It's only a punch in the small of her back so she can relax her ass hole.

[Rusty Syringes 478]

I'd recommend a dirty sanchez followed up playing The Rodeo:thumbsup:

 

 

[Guest Black Label Society]

BLS on a more serious note... no girl should EVER subtract from the life you had prior... if they can find a way to add onto your life, then they dont belong in your life..

 

You know my girlfriend "lisa" has been telling me the same thing.

And my GF has been seeing a Dr. and is on meds, etc. It's not like she's not trying, but I'm more miserable now than I was before I met her.

 

She doesn't want me to go out and do anything because she's afraid I'm gonna cheat, etc.

It just gets old.

 

I was majorly into working out and getting into shape before I met her.

I haven't been to the gym more than 3 times since May. We started dating Jan 1.

 

I used to go a minimum of 4 days a week, sometimes 6.

[kutulu 1,660]

Your fat and old.

[rallo 136]

Yes, but I can't hit her. I'm not cool with that.

 

Can I slap her real hard?

 

ok... well the tony danza is the same as the donkey punch, only right before you do it you yell "WHO'S THE BOSS?!?!?"

 

slapping can be ok i guess

[Guest Black Label Society]

ok... well the tony danza is the same as the donkey punch, only right before you do it you yell "WHO'S THE BOSS?!?!?"

 

slapping can be ok i guess

 

 

 

 

I'd recommend a dirty sanchez followed up by doing a rodeo

It's only a punch in the small of her back so she can relax her ass hole.

 

I already can do that. Don't need to hit her.