phillybear 366 Posted August 25, 2006 FOCK OFF. Seriously. :wacko: Can life be anymore satisfying as when you are pounding the sh!t out of a guy in wheelchair? I submit to you, no, it cannot. They can’t run away from you. Sometimes they can’t even hit back. Howver, we all know, they need to be taken down a peg once in a while. A really beautiful woman sits down next to me on the bus as I am reminiscing of my favorite bludgeonings of the handicapped. I instantly get an excruciatingly enormous erection. I wonder if the lady next to me has noticed? Especially since I have been poking her in the ribs with my elbow, and pointing at my crotch for the last few minutes. She ever so slowly inches one of her hands towards her purse, no doubt trying to make a move for her mace. My erection grows more intense. I am on the elevator, rubbing my eyes, frantically pressing the close button as more and more people pile in. A warning bell starts to sound as the last 5 crapper busting fatties no doubt sent the elevator careening over the weight tolerance. Again, the doors start to slide to a close as I am debating the odds of death by a plummeting elevator before we reach my hallway on the second floor. The warning bell is ringing with surreal intensity. At the very last second, a withered arm pokes its way into the elevator. The doors reluctantly stop, before reversing open again. A single frail soul in a wheelchair takes inventory of the overstuffed elevator, “Excuse me”, and starts to roll as if to get onboard. That’s it. I drop my backpack and roll up my sleeves. It’s pounding time. Fock off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 845 Posted August 25, 2006 Especially since I have been poking her in the ribs with my elbow, and pointing at my crotch for the last few minutes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Davaco Posted August 25, 2006 i hope you posted this from your cell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hellothere 1 Posted August 25, 2006 well today can't be a total loss for me, i had at least one chuckle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted August 25, 2006 A really beautiful woman sits down next to me on the bus ... Can size???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GobbleDog 996 Posted August 25, 2006 Hey Phily, I still haven't thanked you for the Dallas pick the other night. You gave all the reasons why Dallas should win and then you said "but I have this good feeling about the Saints..." Well, I didn't share that feeling and I liked all the reasons you fave for Dallas to win. So I went with it. You won me $5!!! Keep em coming! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 366 Posted August 25, 2006 Hey Phily, I still haven't thanked you for the Dallas pick the other night. You gave all the reasons why Dallas should win and then you said "but I have this good feeling about the Saints..." Well, I didn't share that feeling and I liked all the reasons you fave for Dallas to win. So I went with it. You won me $5!!! Keep em coming! Good call. I had a big play on Carolina last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RicemanX 20 Posted August 25, 2006 nice philly, this was a good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VikesNation 0 Posted August 25, 2006 I had $10 on the wheelchair guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ssastar 0 Posted August 25, 2006 I am debating the odds of death by a plummeting elevator before we reach my hallway on the second floor. take the stairs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
