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Some idiot drafted an entire roster of Raiders in our 10 team league tonight! His starting QB's are Brooks and Walter? (I got Lamont Jordan in the 2nd round)

 

Has anyone ever seen some jerkoff do this? It was a first for me. I wanted to tell the guy that he was an a-hole and that he was wasting our time,but, they were his picks and his "donation" to the league. The cool part is that I play him in week 1. I am already 1-0 and the season hasn't started. :pointstosky:

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Yeah ... a few years ago, this guy in my league pretty much had the Rams ... but someone else had Trent Green, and then he got hurt ... and we were all laughing at him, starting Warner, Faulk and Bruce!

 

He won.

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Some idiot drafted an entire roster of Raiders in our 10 team league tonight! His starting QB's are Brooks and Walter? (I got Lamont Jordan in the 2nd round)

 

Has anyone ever seen some jerkoff do this? It was a first for me. I wanted to tell the guy that he was an a-hole and that he was wasting our time,but, they were his picks and his "donation" to the league. The cool part is that I play him in week 1. I am already 1-0 and the season hasn't started. :pointstosky:

 

 

It would be cooler if you played him in week 3. :pointstosky:

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It would be cooler if you played him in week 3. :doh:

 

 

Could've been even cooler if they picked all Jets :D

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last year i picked a team with all byes of week 5, i think it consisted of Giants, Raiders, Chiefs and one of team, i cant remember. I think i placed 2nd overall

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2 years ago, a guy (from Indianapolis), through the draft and a series of trades, ended up with the entire Colts roster: manning, edge, harrison, wayne, stokely, pollard/clark, vanderjagt, and colts D. He was actually doing great until they pulled all the starters early the last two weeks (i.e. the fantasy playoffs).

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well

 

i play a Homer League where i start only a just win baby line up.

 

and they put up good ff numbers no matter the shi ity record.

 

i just lost the title last year.

 

do not over look Anderson and Gabriel this year.

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(I got Lamont Jordan in the 2nd round)

 

Who did he pick in the 1st, Moss? I am surprised he didn't go for Jordan in the first and hope to get Moss in the 2nd. At that point it would be easy to get the rest of the Raiders. Or he could have abandoned the plan if he didn't get Moss, and still have a decent first-round pick. :doh:

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Week one - Brooks 360yds, 4tds, all to WRs your opponent started, mark it down baby. :o

 

That's the positive side. Now for the bad news, he'll be sacked 7 times, lose 2 fumbles and throw 5 INT's 2 of which will be returned for TD's. Raiders lose 42 - 34 but the good news is the points will only count against the Raiders "D"!

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In our 12 teamer redraft, we have an apparent USC homer. Through three rounds, he's taken:

 

Carson Palmer (#3 overall, ahead of Shaun and Peyton and just about everyone)

Reggie Bush (Ahead of Holt, Moss, Owens, Dunn)

LenDale White (Ahead of Boldin, Dillon, Chambers, Wayne, Ward)

 

I'm hoping he takes Mike Williams next. Unbelievable.

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our auction league has a colts homer, a bengals homer, 2 steelers homers, and a rams homer. generally these five teams will be stocked with players from those four nfl teams (then again, they generally are four kickass nfl clubs). the best was right after tommy maddox had his one great season with the steelers and the two steelers fans had this great bidding war for him, the one team got him for $100 out of a $400 cap! I couldn't stop laughing.

 

no question about it, the first name I'm throwing out this weekend is ben roethlisburger. even back in june when everything ben was saying sounded like "fndjafnajfajkwjkl" you just knew these guys would overpay for him.

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Yeah ... a few years ago, this guy in my league pretty much had the Rams ... but someone else had Trent Green, and then he got hurt ... and we were all laughing at him, starting Warner, Faulk and Bruce!

 

He won.

 

 

 

I had the exact same thing happen to me in my league that year.

 

Some guy had Faulk, Bruce and Warner.

 

We called him stupid.

 

He called us losers.

 

:argue:

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I had the exact same thing happen to me in my league that year.

 

Some guy had Faulk, Bruce and Warner.

 

We called him stupid.

 

He called us losers.

 

:argue:

 

LOL! thats hilarious... :mad:

 

my ex-father-in-law once drafted the entire Broncos team...QB, Rb (both of em), WR (Both of em), PK, and defense. he didnt take the TE, because he didnt wan't to "Overlaod" his team with too many Broncos... :clap: it was the year they went 8-8, and alternated wins every week. oddly enough, he did not do well...

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Yeah ... a few years ago, this guy in my league pretty much had the Rams ... but someone else had Trent Green, and then he got hurt ... and we were all laughing at him, starting Warner, Faulk and Bruce!

 

He won.

:doublethumbsup:

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Who did he pick in the 1st, Moss? I am surprised he didn't go for Jordan in the first and hope to get Moss in the 2nd. At that point it would be easy to get the rest of the Raiders. Or he could have abandoned the plan if he didn't get Moss, and still have a decent first-round pick. :angry:

 

 

You ready for this.....................He drafted Janikowski in the 1st round! :thumbsup:

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Me too last season by week 4 I had

Sea

Hass

SA

D Jax

B Engram

Joe J

 

And I came in :ninja:

 

Of course I also had Holt, Boldin and Heap, but the point is don't be so sure he'll suck.

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Depends on the league and the rest of the guys on your squad. Guy in my league had:

Shaun

DJax

Jerramy Stevens

Hasselbeck

SEA D

Josh Brown

Joe Jurevicius

 

...missed the playoffs for the 5th consecutive year.

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You ready for this.....................He drafted Janikowski in the 1st round! :blink:

that might be the worst fantasy pick of all time!! hahahaha thanks for the laugh :unsure:

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You ready for this.....................He drafted Janikowski in the 1st round! :blink:

 

 

I recommend playing for more than 5 dollars, it makes things so much more interesting.

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One time, at band camp,.....

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I truly wish I was BS'ing about this guy picking all Raiders. I received a bunch of calls today asking who the focktard was that did this? The entry fee into the league was only 100 clams, I wish I would have bumped it up a few hundy had I known. :rolleyes:

 

 

P.S. I can see where teams could do good with this "strategy", but, this genius has Walter as a starting QB and Fargas as a starting RB. I feel very safe.

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Some idiot drafted an entire roster of Raiders in our 10 team league tonight! His starting QB's are Brooks and Walter? (I got Lamont Jordan in the 2nd round)

 

Has anyone ever seen some jerkoff do this? It was a first for me. I wanted to tell the guy that he was an a-hole and that he was wasting our time,but, they were his picks and his "donation" to the league. The cool part is that I play him in week 1. I am already 1-0 and the season hasn't started. :thumbsup:

 

10 team, 20 man roster this past weekend.

 

Willie Parker

V. Haynes

S. Holmes

J. Reed

H. Miller

Steelars Def

 

oh and D. Staley for shits and giggles.

 

 

Easy Money!

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You ready for this.....................He drafted Janikowski in the 1st round! :argue:

 

And this wasnt more significant to you than the fact that he drafted all Raiders.

You two deserve each other. Have fun in that super competitive league. Sounds like a blast.

 

:thumbsup:

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Last year we had a guy draft Favre, Green, Driver & Franks. He picked up Davenport for the one week and Gado after that. I think he won 4 games all year. Unfortunately, one of those was against me in week 2!

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And this wasnt more significant to you than the fact that he drafted all Raiders.

You two deserve each other. Have fun in that super competitive league. Sounds like a blast.

 

:lol:

I'm thinking someone is making stuff up......

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