I've noticed a trend in my leagues!

[cmh6476 757]

Republicans are better drafters than Democrats

[jns1976 0]

That makes sense. They can afford better players and don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else.

[cmh6476 757]

That makes sense. They can afford better players and don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else.

I was thinking more along the lines of taking the time to put in the effort and work, while the democrats still want everything spoon-fed to them and can't do the research on their own

[CheeseAndWhine 0]

That makes sense. They can afford better players and don't have to follow the same rules as everyone else.

 

We're also not concerned with how Rudi Johnson *feels* about being drafted 4th, and we can make our picks without waiting around for the Government to make them for us.

[tony hardware 0]

Here comes the firestorm. The reason Republicans are better drafters is because they research decisions, rely on statistical and empirical evidence, rationally discuss their options and act according to the plan which will result in the most competitive team. Democrats spend the time leading up to the draft spreading lies about players, fabricating news stories about players, pandering to the weaker league members to draft busts to better support their own cause, whining about league rules, and lobbying for "equitable" FA freezes during games to quell competition. After the draft, they'll cry about how they were cheated because the random draft assignment was systematically flawed to disenfranchise them.

 

Is this post on recycled paper? Is this site powered by renewable energy sources? Is this post open to all member of our society regardless of race, creed, color, religion, gender, or sexual orientation?

[g5jamz 0]

Here comes the firestorm. The reason Republicans are better drafters is because they research decisions, rely on statistical and empirical evidence, rationally discuss their options and act according to the plan which will result in the most competitive team. Democrats spend the time leading up to the draft spreading lies about players, fabricating news stories about players, pandering to the weaker league members to draft busts to better support their own cause, whining about league rules, and lobbying for "equitable" FA freezes during games to quell competition. After the draft, they'll cry about how they were cheated because the random draft assignment was systematically flawed to disenfranchise them.

 

Is this post on recycled paper? Is this site powered by renewable energy sources? Is this post open to all member of our society regardless of race, creed, color, religion, gender, or sexual orientation?

 

Tony wins the internet for today.

[brinett9 0]

The reason Republicans are better drafters is because they research decisions, rely on statistical and empirical evidence...

Yes, we've seen many shining examples of Republican analysis of intelligence information lately.

[Savage Beast 1]

The reason Republicans are better drafters is because they research decisions, rely on statistical and empirical evidence, rationally discuss their options and act according to the plan which will result in the most competitive team. Democrats spend the time leading up to the draft spreading lies about players, fabricating news stories about players, pandering to the weaker league members to draft busts to better support their own cause, whining about league rules, and lobbying for "equitable" FA freezes during games to quell competition. After the draft, they'll cry about how they were cheated because the random draft assignment was systematically flawed to disenfranchise them.

 

Perfect post.

 

Also, Republican's are anti-homo and the Democrats are pro-homo, and there are no winning homos in fantasy football, except for football scooter that is.

[Toro 1]

Cause they are white???

 

RACIST!!!!!!

[SpeedMerchant 0]

The reason Republicans are better drafters is because they research decisions, rely on statistical and empirical evidence, rationally discuss their options and act according to the plan which will result in the most competitive team. Democrats spend the time leading up to the draft spreading lies about players, fabricating news stories about players, pandering to the weaker league members to draft busts to better support their own cause, whining about league rules, and lobbying for "equitable" FA freezes during games to quell competition. After the draft, they'll cry about how they were cheated because the random draft assignment was systematically flawed to disenfranchise them.

 

 

 

Very funny....yet so true.

[CheeseAndWhine 0]

I'd be amazed if all the Democrats don't walk out of the draft in protest against the cruelty to cows perpetrated by the manufacturers of footballs.

[cmh6476 757]

I'd be amazed if all the Democrats don't walk out of the draft in protest against the cruelty to cows perpetrated by the manufaacturers of footballs.

[CheeseAndWhine 0]

Yes, we've seen many shining examples of Republican analysis of intelligence information lately.

 

Democrats would likely wait til week 7 of the season, then claim they want to change their draft picks because they were duped by the Republicans.

[g5jamz 0]

Well...you know Clinton Portis will never be drafted by them...I mean...Redskins? Come on....RACIST!

[Savage Beast 1]

I'd be amazed if all the Democrats don't walk out of the draft in protest against the cruelty to cows perpetrated by the manufacturers of footballs.

 

And according to Al Gore, NFL fantasy football is the 2nd leading cause of global warming.

[midnitetoqr 0]

...because Jesus tells Republicans who to draft?

[Cin-De 0]

Yes, prolly true.

But Republicans don't care how many people on either side get killed. Innocent or otherwise.

As long as their leader declares victory.

(even though the polls don't even show him in the top 20)

[Jeremy 0]

Hmm. In my leagues, it seems about 50/50, but I only play in 2, so that's not much of a sampling.

[jerryskids 5,212]

Democrats pick players based on the artistic quality of their uniforms.

[brinett9 0]

Maybe they leak the names of the players other teams intend to draft to the press.

[tony hardware 0]

Yes, we've seen many shining examples of Republican analysis of intelligence information lately.

 

Well, all the more reason not to rely on German, French, British and Israeli intelligence in making your draft picks.

[CheeseAndWhine 0]

Maybe they leak the names of the players other teams intend to draft to the press.

 

...about which the Democrats launch a huge investigation culminating with the underreported determination that such claims of wrongdoing were frivolous and there was in fact no conspiracy against the Democrats at all. Whoops.

[tony hardware 0]

If you're in an all-democrat league, is your commissioner a woman?

[Savage Beast 1]

Democrats pick players based on the artistic quality of their uniforms.

 

And how good thier buns look in their pants. How can any man who claims to be a man and love football, join the gay let's all get married party? It's mind boggling to say the least?

[CheeseAndWhine 0]

Well, all the more reason not to rely on German, French, British and Israeli intelligence in making your draft picks.

This guy used to play for the Rhein Fire! Draft him in the first round!

[jns1976 0]

Some of our drafts well researched republican picks:

1.3 - Peyton Manning over Larry Johnson (the dems did take LT2 and S.A. over him also)

1.10 - Tom Brady

4.6 - Dominick Davis

7.5 - Deion Branch

9.4 - Curtis Martin ?!?!

[jerryskids 5,212]

Democrats would never draft a guy named Bush.

[tony hardware 0]

If you're in an all-democrat league, do you have to make sure that at least one Asian is drafted at QB? Is there a White WR quota? Do you award more points to Indian TE because they are underepresented at the position?

[Savage Beast 1]

If you're in an all-democrat league, is your commissioner a woman?

 

More likely a man who dresses like a woman to satisfy his life partner's sick fantasies.

[adam smitty 0]

Here comes the firestorm. The reason Republicans are better drafters is because they research decisions, rely on statistical and empirical evidence, rationally discuss their options and act according to the plan which will result in the most competitive team. Democrats spend the time leading up to the draft spreading lies about players, fabricating news stories about players, pandering to the weaker league members to draft busts to better support their own cause, whining about league rules, and lobbying for "equitable" FA freezes during games to quell competition. After the draft, they'll cry about how they were cheated because the random draft assignment was systematically flawed to disenfranchise them.

 

Is this post on recycled paper? Is this site powered by renewable energy sources? Is this post open to all member of our society regardless of race, creed, color, religion, gender, or sexual orientation?

 

 

This is a great post

[Savage Beast 1]

If you're in an all-democrat league, do you have to make sure that at least one Asian is drafted at QB? Is there a White WR quota? Do you award more points to Indian TE because they are underepresented at the position?

 

This is a secondary issue. The real Democratic issue is that there are no female head coaches in the NFL. What's up with this kind of blatant discrimination?

[Chronic™ 0]

Saying Republicans are better drafters -- before the NFL regular season has even started -- is kinda like like proclaiming "Mission Accomplished" in a carrier-deck photo op when a long, difficult war is only just beginning.

 

Leave the politics to another forum, please. In this partisan day and age, let's keep football a place where people of all stripes can be fans together.

[jerryskids 5,212]

Democrats are waiting for the gubment to come and defend them in this thread.

[jgcrawfish 232]

Perfect post.

 

Also, Republican's are anti-homo and the Democrats are pro-homo, and there are no winning homos in fantasy football, except for football scooter that is.

 

Ouch, please take all Football Scooter bashing to the official (started by Football Scooter) thread...

 

If you're in an all-democrat league, is your commissioner a woman?

 

Maybe not a woman, but definitely a gender-confused being...

 

More likely a man who dresses like a woman to satisfy his life partner's sick fantasies.

 

You've met my former next door neighbor?!

[bandwagoneer 0]

Republicans are better drafters than Democrats

...............and they also are requesting trade embargoes against the owners that MAY have weapons of mass destruction......................e.g. Larry Johnson and Shaun Alexander.

[brinett9 0]

The guy who took Tom Brady at 01.05 was, you guessed it, a Republican.

 

Of course this is not the appropriate forum for partisan retard slap-fights.

[football_scooter 0]

don't forget, Repubs are also pro life and Dems are pro baby killing.

[Savage Beast 1]

Leave the politics to another forum, please. In this partisan day and age, let's keep football a place where people of all stripes can be fans together.

 

Quit having your life partner give you posting advice here at FF Today.

[Jesus Christ 0]

...because Jesus tells Republicans who to draft?

 

[mlmeloy 0]

Anyone who thinks that their political ideals helps them win Fantasy Football is truly an idiot. As for the rest of you lemmings, the Republicans on this site, as usual, are so fascinated and obsessed with themselves that they refuse to see the reality of the situation.

 

In separate news, the Iraq war is going SPECTACULARLY well, there is no such thing as racism or sexism (except for the prejudice against white people), and if we can build a big enough wall around the country we really can solve our immigration problems and keep out those "nasty" foreigners.

 

Go stick your head back in the sand, retards. Go back to making random, baseless predictions about the forthcoming football season; you sound less stupid that way.