tony hardware 0 Posted September 21, 2006 I was the poor bastard that had the same girlfriend all four years of college and we always went on spring break together, typically cruises or something, never anything crazy like Cancun, South Padre, Panana Beach, etc. (We were too jealous to be around sex crazed drunks without inhibitions or consequences). I always enjoyed my friends' stories about sexual escapades, drunken buffoonery, etc. What's the craziest sh!t that happened to you on spring break? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,213 Posted September 21, 2006 I was the poor bastard who was too poor to go anywhere on spring break. But then I moved to Phoenix where a lot of drunk horny girls come for spring break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,288 Posted September 21, 2006 I was the poor bastard that had the same girlfriend all four years of college and we always went on spring break together, typically cruises or something, never anything crazy like Cancun, South Padre, Panana Beach, etc. (We were too jealous to be around sex crazed drunks without inhibitions or consequences). I always enjoyed my friends' stories about sexual escapades, drunken buffoonery, etc. What's the craziest sh!t that happened to you on spring break? I was the lucky guy that would wait for you and your GF to go on spring break, so I could tap yer Mom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tony hardware 0 Posted September 21, 2006 I was the lucky guy that would wait for you and your GF to go on spring break, so I could tap yer Mom. If I was at college, then I wasn't living at home, so you didn't have to wait for me to go on Spring Break to tap my mom. Actually, a better time to do it is when I wasn't on spring break because during spring break there was a better chance I'd be home. If you did though, I feel bad for you. She's not much to look at. Funny though, I remember my friend telling me about this girl he met in Key West during Spring Break '02, while he was banging her in a club bathroom, she started crying saying her boyfriend Mike is so Super and that he would be upset to know that she was doing this. She got over it quickly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fricker66 91 Posted September 21, 2006 On my last night of spring break 1984, I was so broke (both morally and financially) that I took a "special" cup from the urinal of The Elbow Room, rinsed it thoroughly in hot water and made it my own so that I could take advantage of a free beer special being offered to another group in the bar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davebg 0 Posted September 21, 2006 On my last night of spring break 1984, I was so broke (both morally and financially) that I took a "special" cup from the urinal of The Elbow Room, rinsed it thoroughly in hot water and made it my own so that I could take advantage of a free beer special being offered to another group in the bar. I am SO not kissing you EVAH again. :puke: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted September 22, 2006 Looking for jackoff material again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snoopy1 0 Posted September 22, 2006 I remember it wasn't until April when spring finally broke out last year...long winter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dj_stouty 0 Posted September 22, 2006 Panama City...1995... My fraternity buddies and I hooked up with a group of sorority chicks from Depaw University at a club. The group of 18 of us (9 girls, 9 guys...do the math) went back to their hotel and drank up on their balcony. We heard some noise below the balcony and after looking a few stories down, we see some dude doing snow-angels in the sand. He was blitzed. HE screams up "throw me down some drugs". We all laughed and told him he had enough... 5 mintues later, we hear a MAJOR commotion in the hallway of the hotel. We open the door and rush outside to see the same dude on his chest getting cuffed by the cops. WE then see a camera crew taping the police bust and realize it was COPS. Our group bust out the COPS theme song en chorus while the bust took place. (We were quickly asked to leave the scene after a few versus) Our faces were never on the show...but you could hear us singing in the background during the arrest on that episode. Oh yeah...and later that evening I stepped on a beercap bearfooted and it stuck into my heal. Took me almost a minute to pry it out. Ugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROCKFORD 134 Posted February 14, 2017 I was the poor bastard that had the same girlfriend all four years of college and we always went on spring break together, typically cruises or something, never anything crazy like Cancun, South Padre, Panana Beach, etc. (We were too jealous to be around sex crazed drunks without inhibitions or consequences). I always enjoyed my friends' stories about sexual escapades, drunken buffoonery, etc. What's the craziest sh!t that happened to you on spring break? can size? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tanatastic 2,061 Posted February 15, 2017 Heres my theory, it's pretty sound. Tony was Rockfords alias, he logged in for kicks, perused his old threads, relogged as Rockford and replied to this 11yr old thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 380 Posted February 15, 2017 Early 90s Daytona Beach, staying at the local Sigma Chi chapter which was an old hotel turned into a Frat House. One of the Brothers there worked at the bar in the Marriott where there was a all you can drink special on Friday nights and he would get us in for free. Got there and after a few hours of drinks a really big dude comes up and asked us about the shirts we were wearing, what chapter etc. and after talking to him for a bit he leaves and brings back a smallish dude wearing a Sig cap pulled down to cover his face and he takes a sit with us. Keep in mind were are a bit toasted at this point and aren't paying much attention, a few minutes later a couple of us start to talk with him and it then we realize its Woody bleepin Harrelson, he shoots the sh!t with us for an hour or so and then invites us up to his penthouse, tells us to take the service elevator where one of his body guards will be. Spent the rest of the night up there having a blast watching this little f#$k go in and out of the bedroom with the most attractive women I've seen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites