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A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
:wacko:

 

breasts SFW

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Without clicking on it, how can that link possibly be SFW?

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Without clicking on it, how can that link possibly be SFW?

 

:wacko: Your sister is the third one from the right :lol:

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:wub: :banana:

 

:dunno:

Sorry...I like her

She looks like a nice and wholesome girl :bandana:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

stalk stalk stalk

:banana:

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Without clicking on it, how can that link possibly be SFW?

There's no nudity :P

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:cry:

Sorry...I like her

She looks like a nice and wholesome girl :P

stalk stalk stalk

:cry:

 

And I'm off to delete that picture...

 

:scared:

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And I'm off to delete that picture...

 

:scared:

Deleting that picture would be a disservice to all of mankind. :bench:

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Deleting that picture would be a disservice to all of mankind. :bench:

 

I'll be sure to tell her that she was a big hit on this board. :huh:

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In other news, I'm accepting a job with the German police. I apparently blew them away in the interview when I asked "can size?" after every time a woman was mentioned. I have this site to thank. :banana:

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Models in bras line up in this March 29, 2001 file photo.

 

In case we didn't know what boobs look like? :banana:

 

 

 

alsothechickswillbearrestedinabout20minutes

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In case we didn't know what boobs look like? B)

Yeah, I thought that too. I was thinking, well I'm glad they showed me what boobs looked like. Also, ya think they could have used a more recent photo?

 

Listen son, today's assignment is to take pictures of breasts to update our files. Think you can handle that?

I'll do my best, sir!

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What kind of nitwit surgeon does this expensive of a surgery that's not covered by insurance without getting money up front? He's a perv and he deserves to be ripped off.

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What kind of nitwit surgeon does this expensive of a surgery that's not covered by insurance without getting money up front? He's a perv and he deserves to be ripped off.

 

You make no sense to me.

Do many insurance companies cover cosmetic surgery?

I had lasik..down payment and paid the rest after. Seems normal to me.

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What kind of nitwit surgeon does this expensive of a surgery that's not covered by insurance without getting money up front? He's a perv and he deserves to be ripped off.

Mamogram anyone? <_<

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time to cuff em :banana:

 

and stuff em :banana:

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Do many insurance companies cover cosmetic surgery?

 

Not unless it's to fix something that happend from an accident.

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Do the cops need an evidence clerk by any chance?

Must have keen visual perception and good manual dexterity :rolleyes:

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"Show us your t!ts."

 

"It's official police business, ma'am."

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