30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted November 7, 2006 I have never bowled in a league before. My buddy asked if I wanted to join his team so I said sure. We are bowling last night and there is a guy on the lane next to us. He was your average 70 old man with gray hair. Then he turns around and he's got a focking rat tail mullet! He litterally had the whole business in the front with a party rat tail in the back. It got me to looking around the bowling ally and I realized he was right on par with everybody else. If they didn't have a speech impediment they were wearing filth covered T-shirts with holes in them or had little Joe Dirts raising hell in the game room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 709 Posted November 7, 2006 Dont forget the 6 ball suitcase on wheels (who needs 6 balls?) or the zubaz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,101 Posted November 7, 2006 Because it is an activity where they can drink, smoke, drink, chew tabacky, drink and wear fancy shoes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted November 7, 2006 I think it's cause they like to see who can chuck a 15lb ball down the alley the fastest, so this prompts them to start wearing ratty t-shirts or the t-shirts with cutout sleeves or just wife beaters to show off their "muscles" when they launch the ball.... once that starts happening (and it's inevitable to start happening), all the white trash people think it's the new hangout cause they too wear sh!tty clothes with cutout sleeves, and then it just avalanches from there. next thing you know it's packed full of redneck white trash and the parking lot is full of camaros and mustangs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phillybear 365 Posted November 7, 2006 Bowling Alleys? Pfffft. Why does FFToday attract them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
30 Fat, Bald & Texan 5 Posted November 7, 2006 Dont forget the 6 ball suitcase on wheels (who needs 6 balls?) or the zubaz. That's another thing. The whole f'n rack was full of "God Bless America" or neon pink bowling balls. There was one in the rack last night that didn't even move. I guess it's one of those "you might be a red neck if your bowling ball has a picture of Jeff Gordon on it". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
resser2 0 Posted November 7, 2006 I guess it's one of those "you might be a red neck if your bowling ball has a picture of Jeff Gordon on it". that is FUNNY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozmiq 70 Posted November 7, 2006 I've honestly NEVER been in a bowling alley. Thanks for reminding me why. I don't know the answer to your question though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Recliner Pilot 61 Posted November 7, 2006 You mean Bowling Alleys attract white trash so dumb they prolly couldn't even spell the name of the building they are standing in? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Cubs 133 Posted November 7, 2006 Because they can afford to go bowling. Not everyone can afford to go to pro sporting events. How much does it cost a familay of 4 to go to a NFL, NBA, or MLB game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
