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They were selling $3.50 jaegermeisters during the game last night. I wouldn't have done it, but this little bartender seemed so excited to tell me about this great 'deal' that I acquiesed. - A few times.

 

 

Back in the day, I could down some serious J shots. Usually with a splash of RedBull, but whatever.

 

Anymore, Jaeger is about as smooth as prison sex. And both leave you feeling sick, sweaty and degraded.

 

Normally, I'd do a shot of 'yeast infection' if it was on sale, but damn, the J is cruxifixion in a glass.

 

Anybody fond of the Jaegerbeast??

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They were selling $3.50 jaegermeisters during the game last night. I wouldn't have done it, but this little bartender seemed so excited to tell me about this great 'deal' that I acquiesed. - A few times.

Back in the day, I could down some serious J shots. Usually with a splash of RedBull, but whatever.

 

Anymore, Jaeger is about as smooth as prison sex. And both leave you feeling sick, sweaty and degraded.

 

Normally, I'd do a shot of 'yeast infection' if it was on sale, but damn, the J is cruxifixion in a glass.

 

Anybody fond of the Jaegerbeast??

 

Jaeger leaves me :banana: the next day. I try to avoid it these days.

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They were selling $3.50 jaegermeisters during the game last night. I wouldn't have done it, but this little bartender seemed so excited to tell me about this great 'deal' that I acquiesed. - A few times.

Back in the day, I could down some serious J shots. Usually with a splash of RedBull, but whatever.

 

Anymore, Jaeger is about as smooth as prison sex. And both leave you feeling sick, sweaty and degraded.

 

Normally, I'd do a shot of 'yeast infection' if it was on sale, but damn, the J is cruxifixion in a glass.

 

Anybody fond of the Jaegerbeast??

 

You know I do! Hell, i've done them with you..

 

Two or three, I'm good, anymore than that I'm kissing the tile in some unfamiliar bathroom.

 

In germany, you can get a jaeger and coke, its pretty good, little sweet though

 

Can't take the redbull.. has to be straight

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Used to drink a lot of it back in the day, but I didn't like to mix it with anything else. The Jager buzz seemed to be different from other alcohol. Rumor was that the European version had opiates in it...

 

...not too interested in it nowadays, I prefer wine or a nice ale, or if I'm drinking the hard stuff, I'll take Irish Whiskey or a single malt on the rocks.

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I hate that sh!t! I believe it is included in the Red Headed Slut? (but enough about your mom) Thats the only way I prefer to take Jager

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I used to drink quite a bit of it. Sometimes I still do but I've kind of moved on to Tuaca. I always liked the sugar rush combined with the alcohol buzz both Jaeger and Tuaca give you.

 

"Hangovers hurt more than they used to and ice tea and cornbread took the place of beer and 90 proof"

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I like Jaegermeister, but sometimes it does not really like me. :doh:

 

:thumbsdown:

 

We'll have to do shots on the course next year.

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A Sports Bar I was at was offering a free shot of Jaegermeister and a Jaeger beanie to the first girl who would show her thong! :doh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:thumbsdown:

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A Sports Bar I was at was offering a free shot of Jaegermeister and a Jaeger beanie to the first girl who would show her thong! :P

:ninja:

 

Most chicks who drink jaeger don't wear underwear, just makes it that much harder for the gang when they're passed out

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A Sports Bar I was at was offering a free shot of Jaegermeister and a Jaeger beanie to the first girl who would show her thong! :P

:ninja:

 

 

Can I have your beanie?

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Jager and Captain Morgan are 2 bottles of booze that you will ALWAYS find present in my house. :banana:

 

:first:

 

We'll have to do shots on the course next year.

 

 

I didn't think you drank. :first:

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I can be whistling rye & coke's back all night , having a :mad: time and then do one or two jaeger bombs and GAME OVER.....the rest of the night's events are a complete blur.

 

Not knowing what you did, where you did it, how you got home is not as fun as it once was :mad:

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Jager and Captain Morgan are 2 bottles of booze that you will ALWAYS find present in my house. :rolleyes:

I didn't think you drank. :rolleyes:

 

not a recovering alcy or anything, but if the occasion arises, i'll toss a few back. I had 1 or 2 beers after we played last year. my thing is, i dont like to drink and play sports, i drink with a purpose, to get loaded.

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