SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 1: Big Pete decided to give it another go and opened up a clothing store. He wasn't too sure about pricing certain items, so he devised his own method. At his store, a vest costs $20.00, socks cost $25.00, a tie costs $15.00, and a blouse costs $30.00. Given Pete's pricing scheme, how much would a pair of underwear cost? 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? 3: What are the next two letters in the following sequence? A E F H I K L M 4: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork, or breaking the bottle? 5: Name an 8 letter word that has kst inthe middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
De Novo 0 Posted January 17, 2007 1: Big Pete decided to give it another go and opened up a clothing store. He wasn't too sure about pricing certain items, so he devised his own method. At his store, a vest costs $20.00, socks cost $25.00, a tie costs $15.00, and a blouse costs $30.00. Given Pete's pricing scheme, how much would a pair of underwear cost? 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? 3: What are the next two letters in the following sequence? A E F H I K L M 4: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork, or breaking the bottle? 5: Name an 8 letter word that has kst inthe middle, in the beginning, and at the end. 1: $75 2: Writer's block 3: N 4: Break the cork 5: xoxoxoxo what the fock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 1: $75 2: Writer's block 3: N 4: Break the cork 5: xoxoxoxo what the fock? 1: no 2: no 3: you're on the right track. 2 letters, though 4: no 5: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted January 17, 2007 1: Big Pete decided to give it another go and opened up a clothing store. He wasn't too sure about pricing certain items, so he devised his own method. At his store, a vest costs $20.00, socks cost $25.00, a tie costs $15.00, and a blouse costs $30.00. Given Pete's pricing scheme, how much would a pair of underwear cost? $50 unless the customer is a hottie for which he will take the sex instead. 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? A writer's block hit! 3: What are the next two letters in the following sequence? A E F H I K L M SUX 4: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork, or breaking the bottle? It's a bottomless bottle!@#@! 5: Name an 8 letter word that has kst inthe middle, in the beginning, and at the end. kstkstkst Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 wrong on all accounts I like the new introduction of the word "kstkstkst" to websters, though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted January 17, 2007 wrong on all accounts I like the new introduction of the word "kstkstkst" to websters, though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted January 17, 2007 1. $10 2. He was writing in the dark, the electrical storm provided just enough light for Tommy to see his reflection in the mirror 3. P 4. Jewish Magician 5. Konstant 2Q + 2Q = Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 1. $10 2. He was writing in the dark, the electrical storm provided just enough light for Tommy to see his reflection in the mirror 3. P 4. Jewish Magician 5. Konstant 2Q + 2Q = 1: no 2: A possible, and likely scenario, but no. 3: 2 letters, dumbass 4: , but no 5: no 2Q+2Q = 4Q to the second power ETA: I get it 2q +2q = fourQ = forkyou = fockyou Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joneo 529 Posted January 17, 2007 1: Big Pete decided to give it another go and opened up a clothing store. He wasn't too sure about pricing certain items, so he devised his own method. At his store, a vest costs $20.00, socks cost $25.00, a tie costs $15.00, and a blouse costs $30.00. Given Pete's pricing scheme, how much would a pair of underwear cost? 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? 3: What are the next two letters in the following sequence? A E F H I K L M 4: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork, or breaking the bottle? 5: Name an 8 letter word that has kst inthe middle, in the beginning, and at the end. 1. $45 2. He was on an iron lung and died of asphyxiation. 3. OP 4. Push the cork into the bottle and dump the coin out. 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 1. $45 2. He was on an iron lung and died of asphyxiation. 3. OP 4. Push the cork into the bottle and dump the coin out. 5. 1: 2: no 3: no 4: 5: lol Good job Joneo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted January 17, 2007 2. TommyGavin is a computer? 3. N T 5. Inkstand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted January 17, 2007 2: Writer's block :m a d: 2. He was writing in the dark, the electrical storm provided just enough light for Tommy to see his reflection in the mirror 2: A possible, and likely scenario, but no. 2. He was on an iron lung and died of asphyxiation. 2. TommyGavin is a computer? Whats the answer funny guy. also 'splain the $45 please (big_pete) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted January 17, 2007 also 'splain the $45 please (big_pete) 5 dollars per letter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Landry 28 Posted January 17, 2007 2. TommyGavin is a computer? 3. N T 5. Inkstand 2. ? 3. 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun Bags 0 Posted January 17, 2007 3. N T followed by V, W, X, Y and Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 17, 2007 Tommy Gavin was electrocuted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 followed by V, W, X, Y and Z Tommy Gavin was electrocuted If so..How and / or why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vic_Rattlehead 0 Posted January 17, 2007 Which one did the idiots falter on, I came in late, and want in on this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 5 dollars per letter. Pretty smart for being a Vikings fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 17, 2007 If so..How and / or why? Cuz there was an electrical storm and he was writing on a computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spottedowl 1 Posted January 17, 2007 Tommy Gavin was electrocuted And probably deserved it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun Bags 0 Posted January 17, 2007 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? TommyG was a skywriter and was writing while sitting in the cabin of his plane which crashed due to the storm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 TommyG was a skywriter and was writing while sitting in the cabin of his plane which crashed due to the storm. ALIAS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vic_Rattlehead 0 Posted January 17, 2007 1: Big Pete decided to give it another go and opened up a clothing store. He wasn't too sure about pricing certain items, so he devised his own method. At his store, a vest costs $20.00, socks cost $25.00, a tie costs $15.00, and a blouse costs $30.00. Given Pete's pricing scheme, how much would a pair of underwear cost? 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? 3: What are the next two letters in the following sequence? A E F H I K L M 4: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork, or breaking the bottle? 5: Name an 8 letter word that has kst inthe middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Since you're to lazy to help me out: #1) is that a pair of socks or just socks? #2) Tennis Elbow #3) been answered #4) been answered #5) inkstand Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 Since you're to lazy to help me out: #1) is that a pair of socks or just socks? a total of 2 socks #2) Tennis Elbow you are ghey #3) been answered #4) been answered #5) inkstand correct Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vic_Rattlehead 0 Posted January 17, 2007 has #2 been revealed? If not I'm willing to reveal #2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vikings4ever 496 Posted January 17, 2007 has #2 been revealed? If not I'm willing to reveal #2. He was a skywriter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hurricane Ditka 0 Posted January 17, 2007 What the Fock kind of monkey shiot is this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vic_Rattlehead 0 Posted January 17, 2007 Are you certain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 Are you certain? Like you didn't already check out that anwser at the super secret place that you are logged into right now What the Fock kind of monkey shiot is this? The good kind. Fresh monkey fecal matter rules Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vic_Rattlehead 0 Posted January 17, 2007 Like you didn't already check out that anwser at the super secret place that you are logged into right now The good kind. Fresh monkey fecal matter rules You know ... To be completely honest here for a bit ... I read the thread where tj said he's gettin married, and ... I used to throw some stupid line at tj and for the life of me, I couldn't remember what I used to say to him that got him worked up. I spent the last ten minutes searching "the archives" to find that little line, and I replied back at the super secret place. It's super good, you should go read some of the stuff I used to come up with when I was super funny and super cool on these boards. Now, I'm getting older, and just don't put in the necessary time to keep on top of all the hilarity and add to it occasionally, now I just come in and post some words every once in a while to hopefully get under jer's skin. Cuz that's what I want. I want Jer to be my nemesis. Pete as well, but he know's we're close. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 You know ... To be completely honest here for a bit ... I read the thread where tj said he's gettin married, and ... I used to throw some stupid line at tj and for the life of me, I couldn't remember what I used to say to him that got him worked up. I spent the last ten minutes searching "the archives" to find that little line, and I replied back at the super secret place. It's super good, you should go read some of the stuff I used to come up with when I was super funny and super cool on these boards. Now, I'm getting older, and just don't put in the necessary time to keep on top of all the hilarity and add to it occasionally, now I just come in and post some words every once in a while to hopefully get under jer's skin. Cuz that's what I want. I want Jer to be my nemesis. Pete as well, but he know's we're close. Words, words, words Just kidding, cheesedick. Also, You gots a nice looking wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nobody 2,052 Posted January 17, 2007 1: Big Pete decided to give it another go and opened up a clothing store. He wasn't too sure about pricing certain items, so he devised his own method. At his store, a vest costs $20.00, socks cost $25.00, a tie costs $15.00, and a blouse costs $30.00. Given Pete's pricing scheme, how much would a pair of underwear cost? 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? 3: What are the next two letters in the following sequence? A E F H I K L M 4: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork, or breaking the bottle? 5: Name an 8 letter word that has kst inthe middle, in the beginning, and at the end. 1. 45 3. N and T 4. push the cork into the bottle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vic_Rattlehead 0 Posted January 17, 2007 Just kidding, cheesedick. Yeah, I'm not. JK can go ###### itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 Yeah, I'm not. JK can go ###### itself. Ok..I won't ask what he said / did to you...... but what did he do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giants Fan 85 Posted January 17, 2007 1: Big Pete decided to give it another go and opened up a clothing store. He wasn't too sure about pricing certain items, so he devised his own method. At his store, a vest costs $20.00, socks cost $25.00, a tie costs $15.00, and a blouse costs $30.00. Given Pete's pricing scheme, how much would a pair of underwear cost? 2: TommyGavin, a professional writer, was sitting in his cabin writing a letter. There was a violent electrical storm outside and suddenly Tommy died. How did he die? 3: What are the next two letters in the following sequence? A E F H I K L M 4: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork, or breaking the bottle? 5: Name an 8 letter word that has kst inthe middle, in the beginning, and at the end. 1. Either too much or too little. It would be priced wrong. 2. Any number of ways. I'm going to say he comitted suicide over intense writers block. 3. OQ 4. Get someone else to do it. 5. kstakstikst ETA: Without looking at any other posts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,343 Posted January 17, 2007 1. Either too much or too little. It would be priced wrong. 2. Any number of ways. I'm going to say he comitted suicide over intense writers block. 3. OQ 4. Get someone else to do it. 5. kstakstikst Don't you have a bunch of threads to start? WTF are you doing responding to one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckStupid 40 Posted January 17, 2007 Also, You gots a nice looking wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted January 17, 2007 HOW DID "I" FOCKING DIE? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites