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does this really happen... i have lived in iowa all of my life and eat tons of corn... yet i have never seen any of it in my poo...

 

hoax??? or am i not looking hard enough???

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Dude. that's just wierd. Of course it happens. Hell, I get it in my poop by just holding a can of it in my hands long enough.

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Dude. that's just wierd. Of course it happens. Hell, I get it in my poop by just holding a can of it in my hands long enough.

that's not corn, that's your t1tty cancer :mellow:

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I recently read of how this occurs.

 

Corn kernal husks are not easily digested.

 

So when you eat them, from time to time they will pass intact, and will appear in your poo.

 

Because they are hollow, and poo is compressed into neat little cylinders in your digestive tract on the way to your gaping anus, (yours that is - mine's as tight as a drum) occasionally these hollow kernal-husks will fill up with poo.

 

So it's not intact corn kernals you're pooping out....merely poo-filled corn husks which look like corn kernals.

 

Thus, it is not a phenominon, it is an illusion.

 

And as a sad aside, when someone says, "she's so hot that I'd eat the corn outta her sh!t!" really what they're saying is "she's so hot that I'd eat the poo-filled corn husks outta her sh!t!".

 

HTH

 

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I recently read of how this occurs.

 

Corn kernal husks are not easily digested.

 

So when you eat them, from time to time they will pass intact, and will appear in your poo.

 

Because they are hollow, and poo is compressed into neat little cylinders in your digestive tract on the way to your gaping anus, (yours that is - mine's as tight as a drum) occasionally these hollow kernal-husks will fill up with poo.

 

So it's not intact corn kernals you're pooping out....merely poo-filled corn husks which look like corn kernals.

 

Thus, it is not a phenominon, it is an illusion.

 

And as a sad aside, when someone says, "she's so hot that I'd eat the corn outta her sh!t!" really what they're saying is "she's so hot that I'd eat the poo-filled corn husks outta her sh!t!".

 

HTH

 

:blink:

:huh: :blink: :cry: :(

 

truly dimented

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Nothing brings a smile on your face in knowing the mouth-to-pooper connection is, indeed, one continuous passage, like finding a piece of corn or a grape skin in your stool. Nature at its best. ;)

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I recently read of how this occurs.

 

Corn kernal husks are not easily digested.

 

So when you eat them, from time to time they will pass intact, and will appear in your poo.

 

Because they are hollow, and poo is compressed into neat little cylinders in your digestive tract on the way to your gaping anus, (yours that is - mine's as tight as a drum) occasionally these hollow kernal-husks will fill up with poo.

 

So it's not intact corn kernals you're pooping out....merely poo-filled corn husks which look like corn kernals.

 

Thus, it is not a phenominon, it is an illusion.

 

And as a sad aside, when someone says, "she's so hot that I'd eat the corn outta her sh!t!" really what they're saying is "she's so hot that I'd eat the poo-filled corn husks outta her sh!t!".

 

HTH

 

;)

 

GOTW

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I recently read of how this occurs.

 

Corn kernal husks are not easily digested.

 

So when you eat them, from time to time they will pass intact, and will appear in your poo.

 

Because they are hollow, and poo is compressed into neat little cylinders in your digestive tract on the way to your gaping anus, (yours that is - mine's as tight as a drum) occasionally these hollow kernal-husks will fill up with poo.

 

So it's not intact corn kernals you're pooping out....merely poo-filled corn husks which look like corn kernals.

 

Thus, it is not a phenominon, it is an illusion.

 

And as a sad aside, when someone says, "she's so hot that I'd eat the corn outta her sh!t!" really what they're saying is "she's so hot that I'd eat the poo-filled corn husks outta her sh!t!".

 

HTH

 

;)

 

Little known to those born north of the border is to avoid the wildy popular Mexican tourist dish "Masa Mierda". :lol:

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There's your problem, right there.

 

 

your sig says it all

 

...but I've been wrong before.

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