Brittney Spears: Train kept-a-rollin

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http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/...ore-insane.html

 

wow. just gets nuttier & nuttier. A death list....nice!

 

 

With SFW pic goodness.

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The rehab place thought she was sneaking in coke, so they searched her. They found a "hit list" of her's that included K-fed's name and that names of some paparazzi.

 

Then they had some anonymous source at the rehab place talking about how she's all paranoid that there are devices in her room that are recording her thoughts and how the smallest thing sets her off into a wild dispaly of depression and paranoia.

 

Finally, her 55hr hubby fro teh 1st marriage talks about how her drug use started way before K-fed. How he and she used to do all sorts of drugs and how she once almost ODed on pure MDMA.

[Birdseed 1]

"Britney Spears could join Al-Qaeda tomorrow and it would be the best PR she's had in about a year."

 

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Part of me wants to lambaste her for being a waste of space lunatic addict

 

Part of me wants to pity her for being in such a bad state since it's probably due to her being so young and impressionable and manipulated so young

 

Most of me wants to have her looking like she did in the "oops" video days waiting for me at home.

[Vikings4ever 550]

Anyone else thinking she pulled a Kurt Warner-type deal with the devil, and now she's paying the consequences?

[Electric Mayhem 35]

Anyone else thinking she pulled a Kurt Warner-type deal with the devil, and now she's paying the consequences?

 

No, Kurt had to bang the short haired psycho. She became one.

[phillybear 366]

Most of me wants to have her looking like she did in the "oops" video days waiting for me at home.

 

I have to disagree. The crazier she gets, the hotter she gets. Something about a psycho...

[Electric Mayhem 35]

I have to disagree. The crazier she gets, the hotter she gets. Something about a psycho...

 

You must look in the mirror and masturbate constantly

[phillybear 366]

You must look in the mirror and masturbate constantly

 

Is it wrong to lick the mirror afterwards?

[KSB2424 3,148]

Something bad is gonna happen to this chick sometime soon. She is gonna hurt herself or someone else. So who has her in the death pool anywhoo?

[wiffleball 4,790]

No, Kurt had to bang the short haired psycho. She became one.

 

 

Deserves POD Props.

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Our firewall blocked it, a little help

 

 

 

Promises Clinic staffers found Britney's "death list" after stripping Spears when they suspected she smuggled cocaine into the facility. The list included Kevin Federline and several members of the paparazzi. A source said:

 

 

When the staff confronted her she just burst into tears. She was crying uncontrollably — she's now such a broken woman. She has dark fantasies about terrible things happening to her enemies."

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Britney Spears has also reportedly become "increasingly paranoid" and routinely checks her room for recording devices because she feels "that her thoughts are being recorded." As a result, Britney has been now placed on suicide watch and the staff has reserved a bed for her at University of California Hospital's psychiatric ward. A friend says:

 

 

She's convinced that everyone is out to get her...And the smallest thing can set off a fully-blown panic attack. She gets this fearful look in her eyes and starts trembling all over, dripping with sweat and gasping for breath and she looks like she's going to faint at any time. It's absolutely terrifying to see. It is the behavior of someone who has completely lost their mind."

 

Jason Alexander, Britney's husband for 55 hours in 2004, has come forward to reveal that Britney's drug problem started a long time ago. He claims they used cocaine, Ecstasy, Valium and Vicodin during their brief relationship, and that Britney almost overdosed on MDMA, pure ecstasy. He says:

 

 

I took her into the bathroom and threw her in the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn't moving. I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless. I thought she was dead. I thought, 'This b!tch is going to focking die right here in front of me.'"

 

Holy sh!t. if you're Britney Spears' publicist you might as well go ahead and kill yourself. Unless you have a time machine, there's no way to fix this. Britney Spears could join Al-Qaeda tomorrow and it would be the best PR she's had in about a year.

[Vikings4ever 550]

Something bad is gonna happen to this chick sometime soon. She is gonna hurt herself or someone else. So who has her in the death pool anywhoo?

Only a couple people, she didn't go completely nuts until after the deadline.

[Guest Black Label Society]

I have to disagree. The crazier she gets, the hotter she gets. Something about a psycho...

 

I've got JUST the girl for you.

[wiffleball 4,790]

I find great comfort in knowing that, even if this poor dear loses custody of her two precious babies, Walker and Texas Ranger, at least the Yates kids will have found a new Nanny.

[SmartassBoiler 0]

I feel bad for her. She was thrust into the horrible Hollywood lifestyle at a young, impressionable age. It seems like more very young Hollywood stars turn out like that than they turn out to be successful people.

 

Seriousness aside, though, doesn't she know she can't go out and kill the people she picked for her death pool? That cheating b1tch.

[edjr 6,586]

Jason Alexander, Britney's husband for 55 hours in 2004, has come forward to reveal that Britney's drug problem started a long time ago. He claims they used cocaine, Ecstasy, Valium and Vicodin during their brief relationship, and that Britney almost overdosed on MDMA, pure ecstasy. He says:

 

The day she got married, I was telling everyone "i bet she was on E (ecstacy) when she married him" everyone asked me "why" well, without going into much detail, I just said trust me. If any of you have ever done it, especially with a hot girl, if the topic of marriage comes up, it seems like a GREAT idea at the time. Start coming down, maybe go to sleep and wake up the next day and be like "what the fock have i done"

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on a seperate but related note, for some reason I really want to blow my wad on her bald head and watch her rub it in like lotion. I'm not sure why.