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ever seen a grown man naked?

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even been in a turkish prison :dunno:

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Guest Davaco

my dad said you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.

 

 

tell your old man to guard walton

 

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Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

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Steve McCroskey: Mayday, Mayday? What the hell does that mean? - Mayday?

(Johnny) Why that's the Russian New Year. You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hor'doevres

 

 

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?

[Hands him the weather briefing]

Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl -

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Nerrrrvous? - "Yeah"

 

First time? - "Nah, I been nervous lotsa times...."

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Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

 

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Roger Murdock: "We have clearance Clarence."

 

Captain Oveur: "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

 

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I was all excited to post in this thread until I realized it was about the movie Airplane. :thumbsup:

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First Jive Dude: Sh1t man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

Second Jive Dude: UH...

First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit. (golly)

 

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