Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
frank

I just wrote a joke

Recommended Posts

Two guys are talking, one is wearing a clown suit.

 

 

 

 

The clown says, "I' m sorry."

 

 

 

 

 

 

The other guy says, "You have a funny way of showing it."

 

 

:dunno:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

OJ Simpson packed his luggage and went to his lawyer's house and said "Ok, I'm ready to go!"

 

His attorney replied, "No, I think you misunderstood. I said you were going to the CAN coon!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

 

 

 

Keep the tip.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician? He worked it out with a pencil

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Three guys are walking down the street.

 

Two guys walk into a bar.

 

The other guy ducks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Q: What's the dentist's favorite time of the day?

A: 2:30 (tooth-hurty)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

why did the frog go skiing?

 

he wanted to ribbit up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

did you blow bubbles as a kid ? Well he's back in town and asking for your number.

 

:D

:P

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×