sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 Not sure what BS she was talking about, but this is the official "BS" thread of the day. So, any BS you have and want to unload, feel free. I'll start, SUX, send me an email so I know I have your right email addy, JK - I agree, weight loss is about maintenance. I am VERY careful about what I eat and how much and when. I am actually still wanting to lose a couple pounds, but am more trying to maintain what I have. My metabolism sucks arse, so I know if I were to eat a boat load of crap, I would look exactly like that. BEG - thanks for your last email, I will send you a response today. Been feeling like shat the last couple of days so I've been taking it easy and just trying to get a boat load of work done. But it has been nice to have somone here to take care of me when I am feeling like shat, I haven't had that in I dont' remember how long. I reserve the right to add more BS as the thread grows...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,482 Posted March 28, 2007 Not sure what BS she was talking about, From my thread: Off the subject a bit...When Pete can't sleep does he count foreheads? Also, email me your address so I can send the manual. (not the email I have here) Sounds like the smart thing to do! Didn't I give that to you on the phone the other night? You did, but I ended up writing it on a piece of paper that has escaped from my clutches, and ran away to freedom Focking email each other, all ready, or start another thread. Or hey, CALL each other, there's a thought. Instead of derailing every thread you post in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted March 28, 2007 I'll poop in this here thread. . I just did HTH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted March 28, 2007 Does anyone else think that TNG and Saw should do an all out lesbian flick. I'm not talking about the softcore kind either. I'm talking about the hardcore, azz lickin kind. You would make a fortune. Come on girls, put all the bad feelings away and do the Geeks proud! please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,498 Posted March 28, 2007 From my thread: Focking email each other, all ready, or start another thread. Or hey, CALL each other, there's a thought. Instead of derailing every thread you post in. My My..what an angry little heiffer she is today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted March 28, 2007 Does anyone else think that TNG and Saw should do an all out lesbian flick. I'm not talking about the softcore kind either. I'm talking about the hardcore, azz lickin kind. You would make a fortune. Come on girls, put all the bad feelings away and do the Geeks proud! please? They could film it in and call it "NAGS HEAD" Get it? Nag? Forehead? Bwahahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted March 28, 2007 Does anyone else think that TNG and Saw should do an all out lesbian flick. I'm not talking about the softcore kind either. I'm talking about the hardcore, azz lickin kind. You would make a fortune. Come on girls, put all the bad feelings away and do the Geeks proud! please? Not sure if that would be a good flick, TNGs nice mammaries are likely to be attracted to the foreheads gravitational pull. They wouldn't be able to move that much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 From my thread: Focking email each other, all ready, or start another thread. Or hey, CALL each other, there's a thought. Instead of derailing every thread you post in. Get over yourself TNG - this is an open message board for christ sakes. Sorry, didn't mean to draw the attention AWAY from you, god forbid anyone try to do that. My My..what an angry little heiffer she is today Nah, it's the first time I posted anything in days so she HAD to jump all over me. I expected nothing less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 28, 2007 I think I missed something in the last couple of months???? It seems like there is a problem between a couple of curlies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeremy 0 Posted March 28, 2007 BS, eh? Hmm... I believe everything Big Pete says Mike FF Today keeps this bored carefully monitored. Sux has a happy and fullfilling life Wiffleball is a very tolerant, but not very funny person. Davebg doesn't have anger issues Fumbleweed is a real jackass. Edjr loves the Lord and always strives to obey His commandments Boz isn't an alias. There may be more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 28, 2007 Get over yourself TNG - this is an open message board for christ sakes. Sorry, didn't mean to draw the attention AWAY from you, god forbid anyone try to do that. Nah, it's the first time I posted anything in days so she HAD to jump all over me. I expected nothing less. I just know I'm on to something. Just read SAWs post!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 I just know I'm on to something. Just read SAWs post!! She started it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,498 Posted March 28, 2007 She started it. You started it...You attention wh00re spotlight stealer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 You started it...You attention wh00re spotlight stealer I know, I know... Guilty..... Guess I should feel kinda flattered that she feels when I'm online I'm actually able to steal her thunder? no thunder thighs pun intended there TNG :ninja: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted March 28, 2007 I know, I know... Guilty..... Guess I should feel kinda flattered that she feels when I'm online I'm actually able to steal her thunder? [b]no thunder thighs pun intended there [/b] TNG :ninja: no you diint! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 no you diint! How you doin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 28, 2007 Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whorehouse. When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned...how was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a TheNewGirl, that witch I've been hearing about." The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "When I nibbled on her bre@st... she passed gas and flew out the window!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted March 28, 2007 How you doin? Peachy...you? I mean other then the daily feud... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a whorehouse. When they arrived at the whorehouse, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business. After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or groaned...how was it for you?" The second man replied, "I think mine was a TheNewGirl, that witch I've been hearing about." The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "When I nibbled on her bre@st... she passed gas and flew out the window!" Oh shat, that was funny! Peachy...you? I mean other then the daily feud... All is great in my world. Even the fueds (although not daily as I'm not here every day) are pretty greta. Great hilarity factor which is mostly why I come to this bored in the first place! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 28, 2007 Q: Why doesn’t angry TheNewGirls ride her broom? A: She’s afraid of flying off the handle. Q: What does TheNewGirl put on her hair? A: Scare spray. Q: How does the TheNewGirl know what time it is? A: She looks at her TheNewGirl-watch. Q: What is a TheNewGirl's favorite subject in school? A: Spelling. Q: What did the TheNewGirl do when her broomstick broke? A: She TheNewGirl-hiked. Q: What does a TheNewGirl kid want for Christmas? A: A haunted dollhouse. Q: What do you call TheNewGirl and her sister living together? A: Broom-mates. Q: What does the TheNewGirl ask for when she is in a hotel? A: Broom service. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl who lives at the beach? A: A sand-TheNewGirl. Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a TheNewGirl? A: A brrrooooommmm stick. Q: Who was the most famous TheNewGirl detective? A: Warlock Holmes. Q: What do they teach in TheNewGirling school? A: Spelling. Q: Why does a TheNewGirl ride a broom? A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl's garage? A: A broom closet. Q: What did the TheNewGirl do when her broomstick broke? A: She TheNewGirl-hiked. Q: What story does little TheNewGirls like to hear at bedtime? A: Ghoul deluxe and the three scares. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl give up fortune telling? A: There was no future in it. Q: What does a TheNewGirl get if she is a poor traveller? A: Broom sick. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl keep her clothes in the fridge? A: To have something cool to slip into in the evenings. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl put her broom in the wash? A: She wanted a clean sweep. Q: What has six legs and flies? A TheNewGirl giving her cat a ride. Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces? A: A TheNewGirl on a trampoline. Q: What did the doctor say to the TheNewGirl in hospital? A: You'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell. Q: What does TheNewGirls race on? A: Vroomsticks. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl wear a green felt pointy hat? A: To walk across pool tables without being seen. Q: How can you tell when a TheNewGirl is really ugly? A: When a wasp stings her it closes it's eyes. Q: Have you heard about the good weather TheNewGirl? A: She's forecasting sunny spells. Q: What did a TheNewGirl say to another after the movies? A: Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom. Q: What makes more noise than an angry TheNewGirl? A: Two angry TheNewGirles. Q: What's the best way of seeing a TheNewGirl? A: On the television. Q: What do you get if you cross a flea and a TheNewGirl? A: Very worried dogs. Q: How do you stop infection from TheNewGirl bites? A: Don't bite the TheNewGirl. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl who climbs up walls? A: Ivy. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl with one leg? A: Eileen. Q: Why is a TheNewGirl like a candle? A: They are both wicked. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl keep turning into Mickey Mouse? A: She kept having Disney spells. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl wear yellow stockings? A: Because her grey ones were at the cleaners. Q: What usually runs in TheNewGirl’s families? A: Noses. Q: What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels? A: A TheNewGirl on a skateboard. Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a TheNewGirl? A: A bird that doesn't give a hoot. Q: Why won't TheNewGirl wear a flat hat? A: Because there is no point in it. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl that stays out all night? A: A fresh air freak. Q: What do you get if you cross a TheNewGirl & an iceberg? A: A cold spell. Q: What is the favorite subject of TheNewGirl’s at school? A: Spelling. Q: What does a little TheNewGirl do after school? A: Her gnomework. Q: Why does TheNewGirl get good bargains? A: Because she likes to haggle. Q: How do you make a TheNewGirl itch? A: Take away the "w". Q: What kind of tests do they give in TheNewGirl school? A: Hex-aminations. Q: How do TheNewGirles on broomsticks drink their liquor? A: Out of flying saucers. Q: Why does TheNewGirls fly on broomsticks? A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Q: Why didn't the TheNewGirl sing at the concert? A: Because she had a frog in her throat. Q: What should you do if you find TheNewGirl in your bed? A: Run. Q: What happened to the naughtly little TheNewGirl at school? A: She was ex-spelled. Q: How do you make a TheNewGirl float? A: Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one TheNewGirl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheNewGirl 1,482 Posted March 28, 2007 I know, I know... Guilty..... Guess I should feel kinda flattered that she feels when I'm online I'm actually able to steal her thunder? no thunder thighs pun intended there TNG :ninja: Oh waaahhh...boo hoo.... the white trash piece of sh1t alcoholic divorcee thinks I am fat. Q: Why doesn’t angry TheNewGirls ride her broom? A: She’s afraid of flying off the handle. Q: What does TheNewGirl put on her hair? A: Scare spray. Q: How does the TheNewGirl know what time it is? A: She looks at her TheNewGirl-watch. Q: What is a TheNewGirl's favorite subject in school? A: Spelling. Q: What did the TheNewGirl do when her broomstick broke? A: She TheNewGirl-hiked. Q: What does a TheNewGirl kid want for Christmas? A: A haunted dollhouse. Q: What do you call TheNewGirl and her sister living together? A: Broom-mates. Q: What does the TheNewGirl ask for when she is in a hotel? A: Broom service. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl who lives at the beach? A: A sand-TheNewGirl. Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a TheNewGirl? A: A brrrooooommmm stick. Q: Who was the most famous TheNewGirl detective? A: Warlock Holmes. Q: What do they teach in TheNewGirling school? A: Spelling. Q: Why does a TheNewGirl ride a broom? A: Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl's garage? A: A broom closet. Q: What did the TheNewGirl do when her broomstick broke? A: She TheNewGirl-hiked. Q: What story does little TheNewGirls like to hear at bedtime? A: Ghoul deluxe and the three scares. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl give up fortune telling? A: There was no future in it. Q: What does a TheNewGirl get if she is a poor traveller? A: Broom sick. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl keep her clothes in the fridge? A: To have something cool to slip into in the evenings. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl put her broom in the wash? A: She wanted a clean sweep. Q: What has six legs and flies? A TheNewGirl giving her cat a ride. Q: What is evil and ugly and bounces? A: A TheNewGirl on a trampoline. Q: What did the doctor say to the TheNewGirl in hospital? A: You'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell. Q: What does TheNewGirls race on? A: Vroomsticks. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl wear a green felt pointy hat? A: To walk across pool tables without being seen. Q: How can you tell when a TheNewGirl is really ugly? A: When a wasp stings her it closes it's eyes. Q: Have you heard about the good weather TheNewGirl? A: She's forecasting sunny spells. Q: What did a TheNewGirl say to another after the movies? A: Do you want to walk home or shall we take the broom. Q: What makes more noise than an angry TheNewGirl? A: Two angry TheNewGirles. Q: What's the best way of seeing a TheNewGirl? A: On the television. Q: What do you get if you cross a flea and a TheNewGirl? A: Very worried dogs. Q: How do you stop infection from TheNewGirl bites? A: Don't bite the TheNewGirl. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl who climbs up walls? A: Ivy. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl with one leg? A: Eileen. Q: Why is a TheNewGirl like a candle? A: They are both wicked. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl keep turning into Mickey Mouse? A: She kept having Disney spells. Q: Why did the TheNewGirl wear yellow stockings? A: Because her grey ones were at the cleaners. Q: What usually runs in TheNewGirl’s families? A: Noses. Q: What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels? A: A TheNewGirl on a skateboard. Q: What do you get if you cross an owl with a TheNewGirl? A: A bird that doesn't give a hoot. Q: Why won't TheNewGirl wear a flat hat? A: Because there is no point in it. Q: What do you call a TheNewGirl that stays out all night? A: A fresh air freak. Q: What do you get if you cross a TheNewGirl & an iceberg? A: A cold spell. Q: What is the favorite subject of TheNewGirl’s at school? A: Spelling. Q: What does a little TheNewGirl do after school? A: Her gnomework. Q: Why does TheNewGirl get good bargains? A: Because she likes to haggle. Q: How do you make a TheNewGirl itch? A: Take away the "w". Q: What kind of tests do they give in TheNewGirl school? A: Hex-aminations. Q: How do TheNewGirles on broomsticks drink their liquor? A: Out of flying saucers. Q: Why does TheNewGirls fly on broomsticks? A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. Q: Why didn't the TheNewGirl sing at the concert? A: Because she had a frog in her throat. Q: What should you do if you find TheNewGirl in your bed? A: Run. Q: What happened to the naughtly little TheNewGirl at school? A: She was ex-spelled. Q: How do you make a TheNewGirl float? A: Blend two scoops of ice cream, and one TheNewGirl. I rescind all the nice stuff I said about your stupid "rake" stories on your POS blog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 28, 2007 I rescind all the nice stuff I said about your stupid "rake" stories on your POS blog. Responding to re-written, G-rated grade-school witch jokes by attacking a blog piece I wrote about my father, who died in January. Classy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted March 28, 2007 the white trash piece of sh1t alcoholic divorcee thinks I am fat. I rescind all the nice stuff I said about your stupid "rake" stories on your POS blog. And here I was all in TNGs corner against the tornado bait, then she says that about that certain blog.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 28, 2007 Oh waaahhh...boo hoo.... the white trash piece of sh1t alcoholic divorcee thinks I am fat. WHOA I know I missed something now. WOW I am starting to get the picture, but I'm not gonna make a snap judgment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 Oh waaahhh...boo hoo.... the white trash piece of sh1t alcoholic divorcee thinks I am fat. I rescind all the nice stuff I said about your stupid "rake" stories on your POS blog. Wow, awful defensive aren't we. I said there was no pun in it, and if you think there was, then you have self esteem issues I guess. And as I have said before, I find overcoming alcoholism a HUGE feat for me, not something to be ashamed of, rather proud of. The fact that you think it's so horrible says something about YOU NOT ME! And for the divorcee part. Well, I did what was right for me, my ex AND my son. I am proud of that decision as well, so if you are trying to offend me, try harder next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rusty Syringes 478 Posted March 28, 2007 Somehow and somewhere, something became the last broomstraw for TheNewtGirl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stop talking cheerleader 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Night Girls I have no BS today, maybe tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,498 Posted March 28, 2007 I find overcoming alcoholism a HUGE feat for me, . quitter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 quitter Some things SUX, you just have to say "good bye" to. you might want to try that sometime, and while you're at it, throw in pizza there as well. LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,498 Posted March 28, 2007 Some things SUX, you just have to say "good bye" to. you might want to try that sometime, and while you're at it, throw in pizza there as well. LMAO Sure..I'll just up and quit the 2 most important things in my life. Hell, while I'm at it, mebbe I'll stop focking my kats in the ass. Some people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAS 2 Posted March 28, 2007 Oh waaahhh...boo hoo.... the white trash piece of sh1t alcoholic divorcee thinks I am fat. I rescind all the nice stuff I said about your stupid "rake" stories on your POS blog. You flat out SUCK! What a piece of sh!t you are. Your kids must be proud! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Oh waaahhh...boo hoo.... the white trash piece of sh1t alcoholic divorcee thinks I am fat. I rescind all the nice stuff I said about your stupid "rake" stories on your POS blog. I dunno.... I find the fact that she is sober, lives in a nice house about 1/4 mile from the bay, owns her own business, is very successful at her business, makes a really good living by herself (aka not mooching off anyone), and raises a son who is very respectible and well behaved, a great thing. Hardly "white trash"... I'd say that some heffer who mooches off her husbands money, all the while justifying it by saying "but I have 2 kids, I can't work" AND is hopped up on so many meds, she needs a seperate medicine cabinet for them all, a bit more "white trash" than Sawilson.... but that's just me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,498 Posted March 28, 2007 I dunno.... I find the fact that she is sober, lives in a nice house about 1/4 mile from the bay, owns her own business, is very successful at her business, makes a really good living by herself (aka not mooching off anyone), and raises a son who is very respectible and well behaved, a great thing. Hardly "white trash"... I'd say that some heffer who mooches off her husbands money, all the while justifying it by saying "but I have 2 kids, I can't work" AND is hopped up on so many meds, she needs a seperate medicine cabinet for them all, a bit more "white trash" than Sawilson.... but that's just me I never considered her "white trash" untill her new houseguest moved in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted March 28, 2007 I dunno.... I find the fact that she is sober, lives in a nice house about 1/4 mile from the bay, owns her own business, is very successful at her business, makes a really good living by herself (aka not mooching off anyone), and raises a son who is very respectible and well behaved, a great thing. Hardly "white trash"... I'd say that some heffer who mooches off her husbands money, all the while justifying it by saying "but I have 2 kids, I can't work" AND is hopped up on so many meds, she needs a seperate medicine cabinet for them all, a bit more "white trash" than Sawilson.... but that's just me Its not that, its the stupid pictures of her in a pink cowboy hat, a seahawks jersey, playboy tan tattoo, and whatnot that makes her white trash. In fact, its almost stereotypical white trash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted March 28, 2007 Its not that, its the stupid pictures of her in a pink cowboy hat, a seahawks jersey, playboy tan tattoo, and whatnot that makes her white trash. In fact, its almost stereotypical white trash. How is a cowboy hat and a hawks jersey white trash? Are you saying that every cowboy and football fan are white trash then? Guess to each thier own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted March 28, 2007 I never considered her "white trash" untill her new houseguest moved in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mungwater 597 Posted March 28, 2007 How is a cowboy hat and a hawks jersey white trash? Are you saying that every cowboy and football fan are white trash then? Guess to each thier own. Nah, I'm not saying all, just the ones that wear the stupid pink one, and the jersey with, what looked like, nothing underneath with leg all cocked are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gocolts 300 Posted March 28, 2007 all the while justifying it by saying "but I have 2 kids, I can't work" Good for you TNG. That is the best thing I have read on here in a while. Staying home and raising your own kids is hardly "White trash". It is the right thing to do, for the "Kids". just saying........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted March 28, 2007 Nah, I'm not saying all, just the ones that wear the stupid pink one, and the jersey with, what looked like, nothing underneath with leg all cocked are. you describing who I think you're describing? I always considered white trash to be foul smelling, dirty clothes sporting, mullet having, camaro driving, uneducated retards.... guess times have changed. All I could say about you know who and her pink cowboy hat and seahawks jersey is...... Find a real focking team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
