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Born into a world of Roman oppression and occupation, Jesus came with a message of God's all-conquering love. His ministry was not just for his people and his time but for all of humanity and for all time: follow the spiritual path even unto your own death...because death is not the end of life. Living your days in this spirit and with this knowledge is the joy of Christian freedom. Death, where is thy sting? It is a wonderful daily walk with Christ. We are saved by faith. Jesus allowed himsef to be tortured and killed by those who knew not what they were doing, by example leading us to glory. With his final words from the Cross being those of forgiveness towards his murderers, Jesus gave us the most profound message of God's love, a message that has changed the world and changed hearts unto this day. He is with us always, even unto the end of time. Happy Easter.

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Born into a world of Roman oppression and occupation, Jesus came with a set of stories he made up that would eventually be turned into a very bad idea. His ministry was not just for his people and his time but for all of humanity and for all time: believe these lame stories so you will feel better about dying. Living your days in this spirit and with this knowledge is the way to avoid being shunned by the brain-dead morons running your town. Death, where is thy sting? It is a wonderful daily walk with Christ. We are mislead by faith. Jesus was killed by mean jackasses. We have no fukking idea what his last words were because it was approximately 2000 years ago and noone had a tape recorder. Shockingly, people still let themselves be guided by myth and superstition. Happy Easter.

 

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Happy Easter!

 

Frank: I will even pray for you as well.

 

:thumbsup:

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Happy Easter!

 

Frank: I will even pray for you as well.

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

:banana:

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Happy Easter!

 

Frank: I will even pray for you as well.

 

:thumbsup:

 

Well said. Much better than the things I was going to say. :banana:

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Happy Easter!

 

Frank: I will even pray for you as well.

 

:thumbsup:

 

See? Absolutely no reason to believe..all the believers will pray for you

It's a NO LOSE!!

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I've eaten 50 peeps in the last 24 hours. :cheers:

 

Me too. :ninja:

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Happy Easter. :pointstosky:

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Is this the same Fartfish that told a poster he wished he died in the twin towers on 9/11? A simple difference of opinion brought that out of Fish - imagine what else lies in that twisted head of his.

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Born into a world of Roman oppression and occupation, Jesus came with a message of God's all-conquering love. His ministry was not just for his people and his time but for all of humanity and for all time: follow the spiritual path even unto your own death...because death is not the end of life. Living your days in this spirit and with this knowledge is the joy of Christian freedom. Death, where is thy sting? It is a wonderful daily walk with Christ. We are saved by faith. Jesus allowed himsef to be tortured and killed by those who knew not what they were doing, by example leading us to glory. With his final words from the Cross being those of forgiveness towards his murderers, Jesus gave us the most profound message of God's love, a message that has changed the world and changed hearts unto this day. He is with us always, even unto the end of time. Happy Easter.

 

 

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Looks like someone REEEEEEEEEEEELY wants to spend eternity as EDjr's butt plug.

 

I've eaten 5 peeps in the last 24 hours. :dunno:

 

Father Garcia? I thought you transfered to Tampa Bay?

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Is this the same Fartfish that told a poster he wished he died in the twin towers on 9/11? A simple difference of opinion brought that out of Fish - imagine what else lies in that twisted head of his.

 

anyone here sin free, shoot me in the head.

 

anyone?

anyone?

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anyone here sin free, shoot me in the head.

 

anyone?

anyone?

 

Nobody is sin free, so I'm pretty sure that you're safe.

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I was supposed to go out with this chick tonight, but she canceled because she has to go to a three hour Mass instead (on Saturday night!) on account of Easter.

 

So how lame is that? Should I just blow her off, or keep pursuing in the hopes that she is secretly a dirty, nasty freak?

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I was supposed to go out with this chick tonight, but she canceled because she has to go to a three hour Mass instead (on Saturday night!) on account of Easter.

 

So how lame is that? Should I just blow her off, or keep pursuing in the hopes that she is secretly a dirty, nasty freak?

 

you should fall to your knees and thank god your not on fire...

 

yet

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