Yer mom 2 Posted April 9, 2007 mmmmmmmmmmmmm...no. No, not really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulinstl 295 Posted April 9, 2007 The other day I asked my Dad what the difference is between theory and reality. Pops responded, "Well Jimmy, go ask your mother if she would sleep with a complete stranger for a half million dollars." So, I asked my Mom if she would you sleep with a complete stranger for a half million dollars. She thinks for a moment, then replies "You know son, for that kind of money, I would." So Pop tells me to ask my 17 year old sister the same question. Sis replied, "For $500,000 I would do anyone!" I tell my Pop what they told me and he replied, "Well, there you have it son. In theory, we're millionaires. In reality, we're living with a couple of whores." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GettnHuge 1 Posted April 9, 2007 cmh always has the best threads Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smashmouths@blf 33 Posted April 9, 2007 Stat padder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 759 Posted April 12, 2007 i figured we would have more than this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm probably in the 90% percentile of high-intelligence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 759 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm probably in the 90% percentile of high-intelligence. I'm not. Also, I'm probably about the most straight-shooter, plain spoken fellar you'll find Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewbieJr 540 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm not. Also, I'm probably about the most straight-shooter, plain spoken fellar you'll find I'm also probably only in the 10% percentile of large-penises. I would gladly switch the two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 759 Posted April 12, 2007 I'm also probably only in the 10% percentile of large-penises. I would gladly switch the two. I can't say I've seen enough penises to compare myself to the average guy i do know tho that it works Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Voice_Of_Reason 0 Posted April 12, 2007 I can't say I've seen enough penises to compare myself to the average guy i do know tho that it works Well, intellectually speaking...Never compair your peemus size to the ones you see on pron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 3,455 Posted April 12, 2007 I think there is a differnce between intellectual and smart. Intellectuals like to pine about how the world should be based on the writings and speech of others. Smart people see the work in a logical perspective and try to live according to a code. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites