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Who else here is an intellectual...

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The other day I asked my Dad what the difference is between theory and reality.

 

Pops responded, "Well Jimmy, go ask your mother if she would sleep with a complete stranger for a half million dollars."

 

So, I asked my Mom if she would you sleep with a complete stranger for a half million dollars.

 

She thinks for a moment, then replies "You know son, for that kind of money, I would."

 

So Pop tells me to ask my 17 year old sister the same question.

 

Sis replied, "For $500,000 I would do anyone!"

 

I tell my Pop what they told me and he replied, "Well, there you have it son. In theory, we're millionaires. In reality, we're living with a couple of whores."

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Stat padder. :dunno:

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i figured we would have more than this :cheers:

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I'm probably in the 90% percentile of high-intelligence.

 

I'm not. :cheers:

 

 

Also, I'm probably about the most straight-shooter, plain spoken fellar you'll find :dunno:

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I'm not. :cheers:

Also, I'm probably about the most straight-shooter, plain spoken fellar you'll find :dunno:

I'm also probably only in the 10% percentile of large-penises.

I would gladly switch the two. :(

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I'm also probably only in the 10% percentile of large-penises.

I would gladly switch the two. :(

 

I can't say I've seen enough penises to compare myself to the average guy :dunno:

 

 

i do know tho that it works :cheers:

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I can't say I've seen enough penises to compare myself to the average guy :blink:

i do know tho that it works :banana:

Well, intellectually speaking...Never compair your peemus size to the ones you see on pron.

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I think there is a differnce between intellectual and smart.

 

Intellectuals like to pine about how the world should be based on the writings and speech of others.

 

Smart people see the work in a logical perspective and try to live according to a code.

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