oral sex

[kutulu 1,677]

I was telling the truth...except that part about having a wife or ever having sex.

 

Once I focked a goat...I rammed my cack right down it's throat. Does that count?

 

 

SO WHAT! SO WHAT!

[rallo 136]

SO WHAT! SO WHAT!

 

didn't you retire the WHO CARES banana??? i don't know if this one is unique enough not to bypass copyright infringement

[sawilson 1]

Yep, that is what I was talking about. Looks like it's popular with the ladies here as well.

[kutulu 1,677]

didn't you retire the WHO CARES banana??? i don't know if this one is unique enough not to bypass copyright infringement

 

Yes, I did, but I also constantly lie...between episodes of looking for attention.

[sawilson 1]

i had a question for the females... or any geek that would know...

 

this is one thing that i have always wondered

 

i have only been with 1 girl who had "squirting orgasms"

 

is this a special thing??? is not every female able to do it? the others i have been with said they had orgasms and the moaning/shaking etc... but are they faking??? if a girl does not squirt is she merely a good actress and i'm not getting the job done???

I have never had a squirting orgasm, and have had plenty of "O"'s. So no, just because she doesn't squirt doesn't mean that she is faking it.

 

Althought I have heard that a guy can tell a lot of times if the girl is faking or not. Not sure if this is true though.

 

HTH

[rallo 136]

I have never had a squirting orgasm, and have had plenty of "O"'s. So no, just because she doesn't squirt doesn't mean that she is faking it.

 

Althought I have heard that a guy can tell a lot of times if the girl is faking or not. Not sure if this is true though.

 

HTH

 

with squirting knowledge in hand

it is fairly easy to tell if my current SO is faking because her "muscles" twitch at a very fast pace when she climaxes... i mean it is to the point where i think it has to be involuntary because she'd have to be REALLY good to be able to contract those that quickly...

 

so either she is being satisfied... or she is a very good faker...

 

i don't understand why a woman would fake it... i'd rather know if i'm not doing it right or if she simply doesn't have enough time (say for a quickie) to reach the O... i didn't give a girl a climax i'd rather she told me so i could double down on the oral sex instead of not getting the job done

[jerryskids 6,800]

with squirting knowledge in hand

it is fairly easy to tell if my current SO is faking because her "muscles" twitch at a very fast pace when she climaxes... i mean it is to the point where i think it has to be involuntary because she'd have to be REALLY good to be able to contract those that quickly...

 

so either she is being satisfied... or she is a very good faker...

 

i don't understand why a woman would fake it... i'd rather know if i'm not doing it right or if she simply doesn't have enough time (say for a quickie) to reach the O... i didn't give a girl a climax i'd rather she told me so i could double down on the oral sex instead of not getting the job done

Most women don't O all of the time, but they still enjoy it. They are not like guys who are all or nothing. It took me a long time to accept that with my wife.

 

Insert Ravens 03 comment about how he makes my wife O all of the time and that I have a tiny peemus here.

[frank 2,307]

Once I focked a goat...I rammed my cack right down it's throat. Does that count?

SO WHAT! SO WHAT!

 

 

Who cares what you do?

[kutulu 1,677]

Who cares what you do?

 

No one that I know of.

[Ravens 03 0]

Most women don't O all of the time, but they still enjoy it. They are not like guys who are all or nothing. It took me a long time to accept that with my wife.

 

Insert Ravens 03 comment about how he makes my wife O all of the time and that I have a tiny peemus here.

 

You did just fine all by yourself.

[Big_Pete 0]

i had a question for the females... or any geek that would know...

 

this is one thing that i have always wondered

 

i have only been with 1 girl who had "squirting orgasms"

 

is this a special thing??? is not every female able to do it? the others i have been with said they had orgasms and the moaning/shaking etc... but are they faking??? if a girl does not squirt is she merely a good actress and i'm not getting the job done???

If a woman squirts, it is because of a G-Spot orgasm. Now, I know some people here like kutulu can hit his wife's g-spot, but not all women squirt when they have a g-spot orgasm.

Doctors say that not all women have g-spots, however, I've never been with a girl who hasn't had one. So who knows.

See, you pretty much have to know where the g-spot is to stimulate it, but you can't stimulate it unless you know where it is/stumble upon it.

Now, if you know where it is (as stated here before, it's about 2" inside a woman on the top wall of the vagina 'anterior wall' ) it'll feel rough, kinds like mild sandpaper. Normally you make a "come here" gesture with your fingers to stimulate it.

Ok, so with that in mind, if you do this to a woman (stimulate her g-spot), she will act in 1 of 3 ways

#1. Nothing. she will do nothing, or nothing will change with her. THis means that she doesn't have a g-spot. Again, doctors say that not all girls have them, but I don't buy it seeing I've never been with a girl who hasn't.

#2. They will feel like they have to pee. And they won't like it when you rub their g-spot, cause they'll always have the "need to pee" sensation. (I've been with a few of those types)

#3. They will love it and usually will express it with moans, or screams, or just some body rocking/shivers.

If this is the type of woman you are with, congrats, cause it's really easy to add this extra stimulation to sex.

There are 3 types of orgasms for a woman, there is a clitoral, vaginal, and g-spot orgasm. While usually you can't get all 3 at once, sometimes you can get 2 at a time, such as the coital allignment, or if you are going vag/g-spot, but all 3 at once is tough, and is easiest done if the woman helps with this (usually by some kind of sex toy or rubbing)

Now, very few women squirt when they orgasm, and the squirters can have up to something like 5% urine in their cumm, but who cares right?

So there ya go rallo. if you got a squirter, it's cause you've hit her g-spot.

 

This stuff is just off the top of my mind, so sorry if it's not well written, or I've generalized a bit.

[wiffleball 4,790]

If a woman squirts, it is because of a G-Spot orgasm. but not all women squirt when they have a g-spot orgasm.

 

Mr. Sexpert

[jerryskids 6,800]

Mr. Sexpert

I don't like defending Pete!@#, but I like ragging on you more. His logic is not flawed, and you are an idiot. HTH.

[wiffleball 4,790]

I don't like defending Pete!@#, but I like ragging on you more. His logic is not flawed,

 

 

I know, I just like focking with him when he gets all Dr. Ruth on us.

[jerryskids 6,800]

I know, I just like focking with him when he gets all Dr. Ruth on us.

You know those big posters in doctor's offices which show internal organs with everything labeled? I have this mental image of Pete!@#'s bedroom having a similar poster, but it shows a giant labeled bagina. When he brings one of his conquests over, he sits her down and reviews her anatomy with her, then proceeds to describe the various places he is going to pleasure her.