oral sex

[Ravens 03 0]

 

My wife isn't big into doggy style because my cack is too short.

 

 

[Big_Pete 0]

And i can't wait until i can start bonin again because over the last 3 weeks when i haven't been able to fock, i've given her 2-3 O's. She keeps telling me she can't wait to return the favor. I hope that means she'll swallow and i'll get to bust a bunch of times.

so umm.... she's gotten 2 or 3 orgasms in a 3 week period? so, possibly less than once a week you get her off?

poor girl, she should get with a real man

 

wOw, I get my girl off daily/nightly.

 

I'm going to have to call bullsh1t on your entire thread.

 

I've slept with about 20 women, and every single one of them got off via intercourse, not necessarily every time but more often than not. I'm not bragging - I'm just saying I can't believe 75% of women can "only" achieve orgasm through oral.

 

Some women cvm easier than others. I've been with some women who cvm almost the moment you stick it in. Others have a tougher time, and that's usually mitigated by oral secks during the foreplay, or by friction on the clit while you're focking - the positioning, or you playing with it, or her.

 

I agree with Dan Savage that oral secks is a requirement for a relationship - she is expected to blow you, you are expected to go down on her. Everyone enjoys it, it's something you shoudl be willing to do for your partner. If you are getting BJs it is totally selfish to never return the favor. If you are eating her poosay it is selfish of her to not blow you.

 

I think your numbers are off - there is no way a full 75% of women can't get off through regular intercousre. Either that or I'm just spectacular in bed.

 

itsatip: faking orgasms to get you to hurry up and finish so they can wash the shame off themselves

[edjr 6,593]

I'm going to have to call bullsh1t on your entire thread.

 

I've slept with about 20 women, and every single one of them got off via intercourse, not necessarily every time but more often than not. I'm not bragging - I'm just saying I can't believe 75% of women can "only" achieve orgasm through oral.

 

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 40]

I've been with plenty of women, at least 60 and only found 1 that couldn't get an O from me banging her. But, I was only with her once. For someone who professes to know so much about women you apparently have never heard of the G spot which produces much more intense orgasms.

 

HTH

[Mephisto 15]

I'm going to have to call bullsh1t on your entire thread.

 

I've slept with about 20 women, and every single one of them got off via intercourse, not necessarily every time but more often than not.

 

That whistling/whizzing sound you hear is your needledick puncturing the doll and the air escaping from her. It's NOT an orgasm.

[MDC 7,435]

That whistling/whizzing sound you hear is your needledick puncturing the doll and the air escaping from her. It's NOT an orgasm.

 

That car door slamming sound you hear is your wife taking your sons and leaving after she cheated on you and divorced your suck in bed loser ass.

[make me mona 0]

I'm in the 25%, I can very rarely come from oral, and it's not because Meph isn't great at it, he's the best. Everyone else has always concentrated RIGHT on my clit and that drives me ###### nuts. All it does is make my legs literally spasm. Does nothing for me. Meph doesn't do that crap. I can get off if I'm on top of him while he's doing it, but I'm afraid I will break his jaw most times. Vaginal or anal baby He knows my spots

 

That car door slamming sound you hear is your wife taking your sons and leaving after she cheated on you and divorced your suck in bed loser ass.

 

This joke is so old, and she STILL doesn't have a man that will stick his dipstick in her.

[MDC 7,435]

This joke is so old, and she STILL doesn't have a man that will stick his dipstick in her.

 

Sorry, I couldn't come up with anything as fresh and witty as a blowup doll joke.

[Ravens 03 0]

 

I can get off if I'm on top of him while he's doing it, but I'm afraid I will break his jaw most times. Vaginal or anal baby He knows my spots

 

 

 

TMI

[Big_Pete 0]

I've been with plenty of women, at least 60 and only found 1 that couldn't get an O from me banging her. But, I was only with her once. For someone who professes to know so much about women you apparently have never heard of the G spot which produces much more intense orgasms.

 

HTH

of course I've heard of the G spot you focking moron.

that doesn't change the fact that the stats show that only 25% of women can orgasm through intercourse.

[Mephisto 15]

I just put on a HANS Device and let her fock my head into the mattress.

[Let Da Big Dog Eat 40]

of course I've heard of the G spot you focking moron.

that doesn't change the fact that the stats show that only 25% of women can orgasm through intercourse.

 

I may very well be a moron. Insult me all you want. But, that does not change the fact that I have only been with 1 woman out of about 60 (who I was only with 1 time) who I could not get off vaginally and repeatedly. You are the one who apparently knows nothing about doing an inside job.

[kilroy69 1,251]

it is also the norm for women to not go down on the man.

 

 

Um, I don't know what kind of women are taking this survey but they are liars.

 

If a woman does not go down on me there is not a chance in hell that I am going to go down on her and I LOVE to eat the pink meat. Its a case of "if your not willing to do it for me then why should I do it for you". Sometimes I would much rather get off by blowjob than by intercourse.

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

Studies show that 75% of women can only achieve orgasm through oral sex.

this means that if you don't eat the pink meat (and I'm not talking about salmon), then your woman more than likely won't have an orgasm.

So while it's widely accepted that men go down on their women all the time, it is also the norm for women to not go down on the man.

men usually get pissed off about this fact, but let's face it, every time we have sex, we have an orgasm.

So really, if we use this kind of logic, then every time we have sex with a woman, shouldn't we be mandated to go down on them first? get them off that way?

So with exception of the likes of jerryskids, who have a wife that falls in the 25% that can have an orgasm by vaginal intercourse, aren't we being acceptionally selfish if we demand a woman to blow us?

yes, it's great to have done to us, but it shouldn't be expected of them, such as they should expect it from us.

thoughts? comments? concerns?

 

I can only acheive orgasm through intercourse. It's VERY rare that I can have one during orla sex, but it has happened before.

That said, I don't think men or women are "mandated" to do anything before sex. I think that it's actually kind of selfish for either party involved to think that they are entitled to oral sex all the time. If you are one of the ones who DO give it all the time, YAY for you...but to think that one is entitled to receive it kinda ruins it for me. I dated a couple of guys who would go down on me, only to afterwards say that the only reason they did it was to get a BJ. Guess what? No BJ for them.

 

I don't expect oral before intercourse. It's nice when I do get it, but I don't expect it every time. I also don't care too much for oral (never have, so it's not about hhaving it done "correctly" and all of that, either), so if I don't get it often, I am good with that.

 

My husband doesn't feel teh same way about BJ's, so he receives oral a bit more than I do, and that's cool too.

[kutulu 1,677]

I can only acheive orgasm through intercourse. It's VERY rare that I can have one during orla sex, but it has happened before.

That said, I don't think men or women are "mandated" to do anything before sex. I think that it's actually kind of selfish for either party involved to think that they are entitled to oral sex all the time. If you are one of the ones who DO give it all the time, YAY for you...but to think that one is entitled to receive it kinda ruins it for me. I dated a couple of guys who would go down on me, only to afterwards say that the only reason they did it was to get a BJ. Guess what? No BJ for them.

 

I don't expect oral before intercourse. It's nice when I do get it, but I don't expect it every time. I also don't care too much for oral (never have, so it's not about hhaving it done "correctly" and all of that, either), so if I don't get it often, I am good with that.

 

My husband doesn't feel teh same way about BJ's, so he receives oral a bit more than I do, and that's cool too.

 

Is your snatch stinky?

[joneo 556]

itsatip: faking orgasms to get you to hurry up and finish so they can wash the shame off themselves

 

 

Focking Hilarious.

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

Is your snatch stinky?

 

 

Oh yes.

 

I reek.

 

[joneo 556]

Oh yes.

 

I reek.

 

 

 

[MDC 7,435]

It's official: 75% of women who sleep with Big Pete don't orgasm.

[kutulu 1,677]

It's official: 75% of women who sleep with Big Pete have cacks.

 

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

It's official: 75% of women who sleep with Big Pete don't orgasm.

 

 

Poor saw.

[jerryskids 6,800]

I can only acheive orgasm through intercourse. It's VERY rare that I can have one during orla sex, but it has happened before.

That said, I don't think men or women are "mandated" to do anything before sex. I think that it's actually kind of selfish for either party involved to think that they are entitled to oral sex all the time. If you are one of the ones who DO give it all the time, YAY for you...but to think that one is entitled to receive it kinda ruins it for me. I dated a couple of guys who would go down on me, only to afterwards say that the only reason they did it was to get a BJ. Guess what? No BJ for them.

 

I don't expect oral before intercourse. It's nice when I do get it, but I don't expect it every time. I also don't care too much for oral (never have, so it's not about hhaving it done "correctly" and all of that, either), so if I don't get it often, I am good with that.

 

My husband doesn't feel teh same way about BJ's, so he receives oral a bit more than I do, and that's cool too.

Hey TNG, just wondering, do you have multiple O's easily? I ask because the few women I knew who O'd easily were more vaginally stimulated, and I've always wondered if there is a correlation.

 

TIA

[AmbassadorOfKwan 0]

Im not going to say anything, but Im surprised that there hasnt been a reference about giving/getting good forehead.

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

Hey TNG, just wondering, do you have multiple O's easily? I ask because the few women I knew who O'd easily were more vaginally stimulated, and I've always wondered if there is a correlation.

 

TIA

 

 

Yes. If i have multiple O's, the susquent ones after the first aren't as strong, but they are definately there.

 

I have also been known to have orgasms in my sleep if I am having a really vivid dream. I don't know how often THAT happens to women, but it's pretty cool.

[nzoner 937]

When it comes to oral though, we have a lil back and forth. I don't wanna go down on her unless she goes down on me and vice versa so neither one of us wanna be the first to go down and then get not get the favor returned.

 

 

This should help with that,NSFW

[jerryskids 6,800]

Yes. If i have multiple O's, the susquent ones after the first aren't as strong, but they are definately there.

 

I have also been known to have orgasms in my sleep if I am having a really vivid dream. I don't know how often THAT happens to women, but it's pretty cool.

[itsjjw 0]

1 ) From my friends' experiences, I'd say it was more like the other way around 75% can and 25% cannot get off vaginally.

 

2 ) Oral orgasms and vaginal orgasms are two totally different types of orgasms. Totally different.

 

3 ) There is nothing better than a guy using a toy and his tongue on you at the same time. If he times it perfect and both hit at the same time. It is totally mindblowing.

[BroncoBilly 0]

 

 

I have also been known to have orgasms in my sleep if I am having a really vivid dream of ol BroncoBilly

 

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

 

 

Who are you?

[BroncoBilly 0]

WHO AM I ??

 

 

Who am I? They often tell me

 

I stepped from my cell’s confinement

 

Calmly, cheerfully, firmly,

 

Like a squire from his country-house.

 

Who am I? They often tell me

 

I used to speak to my warders

 

Freely and friendly and clearly,

 

As though it were mine to command.

 

Who am I? They also tell me

 

I bore the days of misfortune

 

Equally, smilingly, proudly,

 

Like one accustomed to win.

 

 

Am I then really all that which other men tell of?

 

Or am I only what I myself know of myself?

 

Restless and longing and sick, like a bird in a cage,

 

Struggling for breath, as though hands were

 

compressing my throat,

 

Yearning for colors, for flowers, for the voices of birds,

 

Thirsting for words of kindness, for neighborliness,

 

Tossing in expectation of great events,

 

Powerlessly trembling for friends at an infinite distance,

 

Weary and empty at praying, at thinking, at making,

 

Faint, and ready to say farewell to it all?

 

 

Who am I? This or the other?

 

Am I one person today and tomorrow another?

 

Am I both at once? A hypocrite before others,

 

And before myself a contemptibly woebegone weakling?

 

Or is something within me still like a beaten army,

 

Fleeing in disorder from victory already achieved?

 

Who am I? They mock me, these lonely questions of mine

[itsjjw 0]

Who are you?

That must be the dreams you told me about when you fantasize about being raped by a burlger in a Halloween mask.

[BroncoBilly 0]

Or in simpler terms.....just the guy who gives you the big O in your sleep YEAH BABY !!

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

Or in simpler terms.....just the guy who gives you the big O in your sleep YEAH BABY !!

 

 

Normally, they are lesbo dreams that make me O in my sleep, but don't tell my husband that.

[jerryskids 6,800]

Normally, they are lesbo dreams that make me O in my sleep, but don't tell my husband that.

But you typically O from vaginal, so... the chick in your dreams is wearing a strapon?

[Big_Pete 0]

I'm in the 25%, I can very rarely come from oral, and it's not because Meph isn't great at it, he's the best. Everyone else has always concentrated RIGHT on my clit and that drives me ###### nuts. All it does is make my legs literally spasm. Does nothing for me. Meph doesn't do that crap. I can get off if I'm on top of him while he's doing it, but I'm afraid I will break his jaw most times. Vaginal or anal baby He knows my spots

This joke is so old, and she STILL doesn't have a man that will stick his dipstick in her.

 

 

I can only acheive orgasm through intercourse. It's VERY rare that I can have one during orla sex, but it has happened before.

That said, I don't think men or women are "mandated" to do anything before sex. I think that it's actually kind of selfish for either party involved to think that they are entitled to oral sex all the time. If you are one of the ones who DO give it all the time, YAY for you...but to think that one is entitled to receive it kinda ruins it for me. I dated a couple of guys who would go down on me, only to afterwards say that the only reason they did it was to get a BJ. Guess what? No BJ for them.

 

I don't expect oral before intercourse. It's nice when I do get it, but I don't expect it every time. I also don't care too much for oral (never have, so it's not about hhaving it done "correctly" and all of that, either), so if I don't get it often, I am good with that.

 

My husband doesn't feel teh same way about BJ's, so he receives oral a bit more than I do, and that's cool too.

funny thing is, is that you are the only 2 people in this whole post that I put 100% faith in that you are telling the truth, or in MDC's case, he thinks he's telling the truth, but they are always faking the O. Poor guy.

[TheNewGirl 1,494]

But you typically O from vaginal, so... the chick in your dreams is wearing a strapon?

 

 

Sometimes.

 

Sometimes I O from oral in my dreams.

 

I don't know WHY I don't O from oral IRL, though. I can but it takes a LONG LONG time.

 

I think chicks with strap ons can be incredibly hot sometimes. I would wear one if I ever focked a chick.

[jerryskids 6,800]

Sometimes.

 

Sometimes I O from oral in my dreams.

 

I don't know WHY I don't O from oral IRL, though. I can but it takes a LONG LONG time.

 

I think chicks with strap ons can be incredibly hot sometimes. I would wear one if I ever focked a chick.

If I hadn't whacked off already today I'd be

[Big_Pete 0]

If I hadn't whacked off already today I'd be

[Big_Pete 0]

also, I was thinking about those stats I read.

While, YES the stats do say that only 25% of women can get off on vaginal sex, I got to thinking.....

If you rub the cl1t, or go down on them, and then stick your d1ck in them, they probably are getting off though the continued stimulation on their cl1t (assuming you are still rubbing it with a finger or thumb, or the base of your pubic area), or conversely were so close to cumming from oral, that they cumm even when you stop and put your d1ck in them.

Which would mean that even though you are banging them, it is still not a "vaginal orgasm". know what I mean?

Also, another very valid point about these stats that I overlooked......

who are they polling? I'm thinking that they are polling the women who go to sex therapists or medical professionals, which means that something may be wrong with them already, and that might sway the stats from being entirely accurate.

Just like political polling, they say that so and so has X amount of support... well, I've never been asked a polling question, nobody I've ever known has been asked if they approve of so and so.

So I guess that stats will show you whatever you want them to show you.

Sorry for the confusion.

[MDC 7,435]

funny thing is, is that you are the only 2 people in this whole post that I put 100% faith in that you are telling the truth, or in MDC's case, he thinks he's telling the truth, but they are always faking the O. Poor guy.

 

If 75% of the women I have screwed faked every orgasm, my hit rate would be as good as yours.

 

Fact it limp d1ck - you suck in bed.