George Bush vs. the Virginia Tech killer

[parrot 789]

No way Bush is anywhere near this guy. Bush would have only brought one clip or locked himself out of the building or something.

[thorshammer 0]

cackroaches can live through an A-bomb blast.

 

what do i win?

[Mephisto 15]

Neither is worse than this:

 

The first sign of trouble is the screen door at the side of the house. It’s opened wide and swings on its hinges in time with the breeze, as if Mr. Jeffrey took a walk to the store for cigarettes or Lotto tickets and forgot to latch it.

 

From across the street, you can see that his lawn chair is still upright in the yard but the coffee can he uses as an ashtray is on its side in the crabgrass. Mr. Jeffrey’s vegetable garden – once a source of pride – has been reduced to a weedy rectangle. It’s overrun by dandelions and badly gnawed by animals, probably the squirrels that skitter up trees throughout your neighborhood.

 

Of course, the lawn is still uncut. It ran ankle-deep, even back in the early Spring before the flowerbeds on your own windowsill began to bloom. Mom once looked out the kitchen window to Mr. Jeffrey’s house and wrinkled her nose in disgust. “If he can’t manage the yard anymore,” she said to your father, “they really ought to hire someone to cut it for him.”

 

Walking across your front lawn to Mr. Jeffrey’s house you wonder: Who are they? There’ve been visitors – the thick-hipped Filipina you took to be a nurse, the young couple who may have been grandchildren – but not for many months now, maybe a year. Come to think of it, you haven’t seen Mr. Jeffrey in some time.

[jerryskids 6,799]

Neither is worse than this:

 

The first sign of trouble is the screen door at the side of the house. It’s opened wide and swings on its hinges in time with the breeze, as if Mr. Jeffrey took a walk to the store for cigarettes or Lotto tickets and forgot to latch it.

 

From across the street, you can see that his lawn chair is still upright in the yard but the coffee can he uses as an ashtray is on its side in the crabgrass. Mr. Jeffrey’s vegetable garden – once a source of pride – has been reduced to a weedy rectangle. It’s overrun by dandelions and badly gnawed by animals, probably the squirrels that skitter up trees throughout your neighborhood.

 

Of course, the lawn is still uncut. It ran ankle-deep, even back in the early Spring before the flowerbeds on your own windowsill began to bloom. Mom once looked out the kitchen window to Mr. Jeffrey’s house and wrinkled her nose in disgust. “If he can’t manage the yard anymore,” she said to your father, “they really ought to hire someone to cut it for him.”

 

Walking across your front lawn to Mr. Jeffrey’s house you wonder: Who are they? There’ve been visitors – the thick-hipped Filipina you took to be a nurse, the young couple who may have been grandchildren – but not for many months now, maybe a year. Come to think of it, you haven’t seen Mr. Jeffrey in some time.

I usually when this card is played, but it somehow seems quite appropriate at this time.

[SigEp316 0]

 

 

It’s overrun by dandelions and badly gnawed by animals, probably the squirrels that skitter up trees throughout your neighborhood.

 

[Boz/BoFan 0]

Sorry: George Bush's decisions are directly responsible for the deaths of more than 50,000 civilians.

 

Better?

 

You are wrong about that number but if you insist, its still probably about 50-75k less than Saddam would have gotten to in the past 5 years all the while building a Democracy.

 

Bush>Clinton>Carter>Saddam>Stalin>MDC

 

How bout you start a new one. GMC>Ciggarettes

 

These two companies kill over 200k globally but you dont say a word because your a phuckin hack. Looser.

[MDC 7,427]

You are wrong about that number but if you insist, its still probably about 50-75k less than Saddam would have gotten to in the past 5 years all the while building a Democracy.

 

Bush>Clinton>Carter>Saddam>Stalin>MDC

 

How bout you start a new one. GMC>Ciggarettes

 

These two companies kill over 200k globally but you dont say a word because your a phuckin hack. Looser.

 

Why don't right wingers have a sense of irony or humor?

[Boz/BoFan 0]

Why don't right wingers have a sense of irony or humor?

 

Because something has to be funny for your sense of humor to operate. You - Not funny. And im not a right winger.

 

And this is why nobody likes you on this site.

[gratefulted 14]

Why don't right wingers have a sense of irony or humor?

Be careful mdc, he's going to call you even meaner names now

[What is the deal? 1]

this quite possibly the worst thread I have ever seen. I used to think I just didn't like MDC's personal views, now I know for a fact he's just a complete fockbag...