jerryskids 5,213 Posted April 20, 2007 cmh has his wife wear an Ann Coulter mask during sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cmh6476 759 Posted April 20, 2007 jerryskids is a cardinals fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,213 Posted April 20, 2007 jerryskids is a cardinals fan That's a low blow bro. The Chiefs have won as many SBs as the Cardinals in your lifetime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 20, 2007 I suggest thetxstang learn from his parents mistakes and use birth control. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetxstang 0 Posted April 20, 2007 I suggest thetxstang learn from his parents mistakes and use birth control. I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 20, 2007 I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back? If I really wanted to hear from an ass, I would just fart. You must have eaten one too many paint chips as a child huh.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted April 20, 2007 football_scooter is so dumb, he has a hard time grasping the concept of even the most basic of topics at FFT. oh, wait.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 20, 2007 sawilson found a lamp washed up on the beach and rubbed it. a genie popped out and granted her three wishes. she said, "i wish i would never run out of whiskey." poof! a whiskey bottle appears in her hand. she opens it and drinks the whole thing down. as she looks at the empty bottle, it magically fills to the top in the blink of an eye. "and what about your remaining wishes?", the genie asks. sawilson replies, "i'll have two more of these." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 20, 2007 Siouszie is so old, when she was a kid....rainbows were in black and white. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted April 21, 2007 peenie is so black she has to wear white gloves when eating tootsie rolls so she doesn't bite her finger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted April 21, 2007 Siouszie is so fat her cel phonwe is the size of a VCR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 21, 2007 What's black and blue and hates sex? The little boy in Wiffleballs basement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted April 21, 2007 What does jets24 and K-Mart have in common? They both have boy's pants half off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 sawilson found a lamp washed up on the beach and rubbed it. a genie popped out and granted her three wishes. she said, "i wish i would never run out of whiskey." poof! a whiskey bottle appears in her hand. she opens it and drinks the whole thing down. as she looks at the empty bottle, it magically fills to the top in the blink of an eye. "and what about your remaining wishes?", the genie asks. sawilson replies, "i'll have two more of these." I see a thought finally crossed your mind. Must have been a long and lonely journey. btw - that one was a good one, made me laugh :thumbsup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toro 1 Posted April 21, 2007 What does sawilson and a computer have in common? You never really appreciate them until they go down on you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 jets24 doesn't hesitate to speak his mind, he has nothing to lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 21, 2007 jets24 doesn't hesitate to speak his mind, he has nothing to lose. that was a hurtful thing to say. However, I'm glad you got that off your forehead chest. Toro went to the doctor to get birth control for his 11 yr old daughter. "Is she sexually active?" the doctor asked. Toro replied, "Nah....she just lays there like her mother." POW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 What does sawilson and a computer have in common? You never really appreciate them until they go down on you. You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
football_scooter 0 Posted April 21, 2007 toro is so fat, he wears a VCR as a pager. someone had to tell that one right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 21, 2007 MDC is so ugly, went he went to take a bath, the water jumped out. The New Girl is so ugly, she made an onion cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted April 21, 2007 that was a hurtful thing to say. Jets24 has a soft heart.......and head to match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 21, 2007 I see a thought finally crossed your mind. Must have been a long and lonely journey. btw - that one was a good one, made me laugh :thumbsup: it's an old AA joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted April 21, 2007 Alex Rodriquez is such a lousy baseball player that....... ahhh....who the heck am I kidding? 12 Homers, 30 RBI's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 it's an old AA joke. I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 21, 2007 I'm surprised I've never heard it before. speaking of which, you doing okay, sa? it's been a long time since we first talked. what, two years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 speaking of which, you doing okay, sa? it's been a long time since we first talked. what, two years? Yep, all is great in my world, has been for 2 years and almost 5 months now! You know the typical ups and downs that life offers everyone, but my attitude is positive, my oulook on life is wonderful and my future is bright. You can't ask for more than that! I'm not where I'm at and not the exact person I want to be. But I'm not where I was and who I used to be either and for that I am more than greatful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 133 Posted April 21, 2007 Yep, all is great in my world, has been for 2 years and almost 5 months now! You know the typical ups and downs that life offers everyone, but my attitude is positive, my oulook on life is wonderful and my future is bright. You can't ask for more than that! I'm not where I'm at and not the exact person I want to be. But I'm not where and who I was either and for that I am more than greatful. "my futures so bright, I gotta wear shades" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 21, 2007 Yep, all is great in my world, has been for 2 years and almost 5 months now! You know the typical ups and downs that life offers everyone, but my attitude is positive, my oulook on life is wonderful and my future is bright. You can't ask for more than that! jesus. you meet someone who's still shakin'. next thing you know they've got 2 years! friggin' amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 jesus. you meet someone who's still shakin'. next thing you know they've got 2 years! friggin' amazing. It is amazing, honestly. Only those who have been there and done that can completely understand the miracle that life truly is in this regard. Simple word you hear all the time..... miracle. Now back to the topic at hand! Why don't you sit down and give your mind a rest for a bit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brinett9 0 Posted April 21, 2007 Now back to the topic at hand! Why don't you sit down and give your mind a rest for a bit! why don't you stand up for a while. you're making a puddle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 why don't you stand up for a while. you're making a puddle. Nice talking to you again. I have no doubt someday you'll go far.... if you catch the right train. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 21, 2007 sawilson thinks cvm is one of the 4 basic food groups. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted April 21, 2007 So you're saying that my ass is small and saw's forehead is small? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CurlyNight's Ghost 0 Posted April 21, 2007 sawilson is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment sawilson is so dumb she flunked a urine test sawilson is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death. sawilson is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund. sawilson is so dumb she tried to drown a goldfish sawilson is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. sawilson is so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius. sawilson is so dumb that she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order. sawilson is so dumb she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing out all of the W's sawilson is so dumb she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATE sawilson is so dumb she went to the salon for a facial. sawilson is so dumb she went to the SUPER BOWL with a spoon. sawilson is so stupid she got hit by a parked car sawilson is so stupid she put a peep hole in a sliding glass door sawilson is so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death sawilson is so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she took a bath in the toilet sawilson is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. sawilson is so dumb she asked me what letter came after x i said y, she said i just wanted to know sawilson is so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes sawilson so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see what's on the other side Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted April 21, 2007 If you're going to participate in this thread, you could at least come up with something of your own. Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,213 Posted April 21, 2007 CNG beats herself in the head with a balsa wood hammer. That way it will take longer and she will get more exercise before she kills herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hood 9 Posted April 21, 2007 TheNewGirl is so dumb she thinks her G-spot is in her ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big_Pete 0 Posted April 21, 2007 TheNewGirl is so dumb she thinks her G-spot is in her ass. winnah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randandy 0 Posted April 21, 2007 TD Ryan2 got fondled by his uncle and liked it uncle philly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites