Thieves superglue naked man to exercise bike and ransack his home

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Crassic

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

 

SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

 

“The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut,” SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

 

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

 

South Africa is battling one of the world’s highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.

 

A police spokesman could not immediately comment on the report. No one at Netcare 911 could be reached.

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18470220/

[schaef2k 0]

I give it a 10 for originality.

[edjr 6,597]

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

 

he was a f@ggot and probably enjoyed it.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

Well at least somebody got some use out of the exercise bike.

[Strike 5,555]

I didn't know they got The Shield over there. Wow.

[edjr 6,597]

I didn't know they got The Shield over there. Wow.

 

 

Who didn't know Vic was going punch that guy in the face?

[gocolts 300]

he was a f@ggot and probably enjoyed it.

[bostonlager 2,665]

[wiffleball 4,790]

Two things:

 

1) This isn't as bad as I thought it would be when I saw the title. At least the thieves didn't glue the seat. Can you imagine having to rip your nutsack off of that??

 

2) Can you imagine what the hell his 'partner' was thinking when he walked in? I'm sorry, It'd take me at least half an hour of ROFLMAO before I could call 911.

[edjr 6,597]

Two things:

 

1) This isn't as bad as I thought it would be when I saw the title. At least the thieves didn't glue the seat. Can you imagine having to rip your nutsack off of that??

 

2) Can you imagine what the hell his 'partner' was thinking when he walked in? I'm sorry, It'd take me at least half an hour of ROFLMAO before I could call 911.

 

 

How much do you want to bet he made up the whole kidnapped thing and probably was trying something kinky and got robbed?

 

The story just doesn't make sense.

[wiffleball 4,790]

How much do you want to bet he made up the whole kidnapped thing and probably was trying something kinky and got robbed?

 

The story just doesn't make sense.

 

 

It does seem a little bit over-engineered.

[edjr 6,597]

It does seem a little bit over-engineered.

 

They didn't mention the gerbil they found superglued to his rectum

[wiffleball 4,790]

They didn't mention the gerbil they found superglued to his rectum

 

 

LOL