phillybear 366 Posted December 4, 2007 FOCK OFF. SERIOUSLY. :rolleyes: I disembarked from the my last subway train this morning and started to trudge along the underground platform on my way to my horrifying job. Suddenly, a flock of lost pigeons swooped into the area and started dive bombing everything in sight. Under attack were people, pillars, and the ground itself. As a pigeon headed directly at my head, I remained motionless. Closer...and closer...and *BAP* I punched it in the face. I suppose it might have been merely stunned. I didn't wait to find out. I stomped on it's tiny head. *CRUNCH* I kicked it off the platform and onto the train tracks. I licked it's blood from my fist and smiled. My stomach leaped with joy at this magical bounty. It's going to be a good day. Fock off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
remote controller 143 Posted December 4, 2007 that was a seahawk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoytdwow 202 Posted December 4, 2007 Have fun with Pigeon Handlers' Disease! Never ever touch a pigeon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 878 Posted December 4, 2007 Flying Rodents....not just for breakfast anymore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slim Pickins 0 Posted December 4, 2007 There was a bird on my window sill, He had red feathers and a yellow bill, I led him in with crumbs of bread, Then I crushed his freaking head. Bon a petit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaoni 0 Posted December 4, 2007 Have fun with Pigeon Handlers' Disease! Never ever touch a pigeon Also Bird Flu may be a concern. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 7,291 Posted December 4, 2007 Also Bird Flu may be a concern. phillybear has so destroyed his body with booze and medication that his immune system would laugh at bird flu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yer mom 2 Posted December 4, 2007 Fabio may hire you as his bodyguard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted December 4, 2007 you just robbed some chinese take out of a perfectly good meal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RLLD 4,283 Posted December 4, 2007 focker of swerski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinciman7 2 Posted December 5, 2007 Feeling better? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
