I will make an Anti-Patriot Statement

[NewbieJr 541]

It doesn't bother you that we can actually say Shawn Kemp, Travis Henry, and Tom Brady in the same breath?

I think they're just relieved that he actually likes women.

[surferskin 30]

Why?

oh, i don't know...maybe to step up and be a father.

[surferskin 30]

I think they're just relieved that he actually likes women.

:thumbsdown:

[KSB2424 3,148]

How many do Kemp and Henry have?

What is Tom Brady's baby's last name?

[redtodd 7]

I think they're just relieved that he actually likes women.

 

Does Tillman like women?

 

Tillman was one of the greatest Patriots ever.

[NewbieJr 541]

Does Tillman like women?

 

Tillman was one of the greatest Patriots ever.

Who's Tillman? Never heard of him. Is that the guy who was killed in the war?

[redtodd 7]

oh, i don't know...maybe to step up and be a father.

 

How is he not being a father? Just because he isn't marrying the girl?

[redtodd 7]

What is Tom Brady's baby's last name?

 

Is that your answer? You are making no sense. Give it up.

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

How is he not being a father? Just because he isn't marrying the girl?

 

Let them go. They are actually funny with some of these.

[redtodd 7]

Let them go. They are actually funny with some of these.

 

I can't, it is too fun watching them grab at straws.

[KSB2424 3,148]

How is he not being a father? Just because he isn't marrying the girl?

If he is stepping up as a father why is the Baby's name John Moynahan and not John Brady?

[surferskin 30]

How is he not being a father? Just because he isn't marrying the girl?

yeah, i guess he is sending his child support check. with all the hardware the pats are picking up this year, i don't know if brady will have enough room on his mantle for his father of the year trophy.

[redtodd 7]

yeah, i guess he is sending his child support check. with all the hardware the pats are picking up this year, i don't know if brady will have enough room on his mantle for his father of the year trophy.

 

So you have no real response. You failed.

[redtodd 7]

Who's Tillman? Never heard of him. Is that the guy who was killed in the war?

 

He was your awesome example of not even knowing crap about the team you constantly whine about.

[NewbieJr 541]

"Mommy, how come daddy hated me and ran away" "He didn't hate you, sweetie., he hated the idea of responsibility"

[NewbieJr 541]

He was your awesome example of not even knowing crap about the team you constantly whine about.

Oh.

[redtodd 7]

"Mommy, how come daddy hated me and ran away" "He didn't hate you, sweetie., he hated the idea of responsibility"

 

"But don't worry sweetheart, ever since the Patriots cut that popular Tillman guy, he will help us out."

[Raider 84 29]

Randy Moss

 

Maroney I wish Sammy was still running the rock!

[redtodd 7]

"They made some very unpopular personel decisions (Bledsoe, Tillman) and seemed to stay on top without shelling out big bucks for low-character players."

 

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

"Mommy, how come daddy hated me and ran away" "He didn't hate you, sweetie., he hated the idea of responsibility"

 

You could have done much better with this one.

 

A Pats fan would have come up with:

 

"Mommy, how come daddy hated me and ran away".

 

"He doesn't hate you, sweetie. He just found a younger, supermodel and he was too busy biotch-slapping the rest of the NFL. Now, here. Eat your caviar".

[surferskin 30]

You could have done much better with this one.

 

A Pats fan would have come up with:

 

"Mommy, how come daddy hated me and ran away".

 

"He doesn't hate you, sweetie. He just found a younger, supermodel and he was too busy biotch-slapping the rest of the NFL. Now, here. Eat your caviar".

i thought you were going to come up with better?

[NewbieJr 541]

Run with it. It might be three more years till I make another mistake.

[redtodd 7]

i thought you were going to come up with better?

 

There is a magical button at the bottom corners of your keyboard that say "Shift." There are even two to choose from.

 

Learn to use them.

[KSB2424 3,148]

You could have done much better with this one.

 

A Pats fan would have come up with:

 

"Mommy, how come daddy hated me and ran away".

 

"He doesn't hate you, sweetie. He just found a younger, supermodel and he was too busy biotch-slapping the rest of the NFL. Now, here. Eat your caviar".

So lemme get this straight. If you are famous and rich it is not only okay, but actually cool in your eyes to:

 

1. Impregnate a woman you don't really care about. (If he did he would be with her now)

2. Break up with said woman while she is preggos

3. Not be there during the course of the pregnacy but try to fly to the hospital for the delivery only to be denied entry to the room by the mother and not have your first born son carry your name.

 

Hey, I'm all for playing the field and focking as many women as possible. But any halfway respectful dude would be careful not to impregnate anyone, and certainly be man enough to step up (not just a check) if they did.

[redtodd 7]

Run with it. It might be three more years till I make another mistake.

 

Hard to make one dumber than that, but I am sure you will.

[surferskin 30]

There is a magical button at the bottom corners of your keyboard that say "Shift." There are even two to choose from.

 

Learn them.

good call, redtardd. i'll take that under advisement for my future posting on intranet message boreds.

[NewbieJr 541]

You could have done much better with this one.

 

A Pats fan would have come up with:

 

"Mommy, how come daddy hated me and ran away".

 

"He doesn't hate you, sweetie. He just found a younger, supermodel and he was too busy biotch-slapping the rest of the NFL. Now, here. Eat your caviar".

I like it. You did good. Here's the rest of the conversation:

"What happens if he gets her pregnant, too, Mommy?"

 

"Johnny, once you're an irresponsible lowlife, you tend to stay that way. He'll either force her to abort or run from her, as well."

[NewbieJr 541]

Hard to make one dumber than that, but I am sure you will.

Once I referred to Alonzo Spellman as Alonzo Highsmith. Keep your eyes open, it could happen anytime.

[redtodd 7]

good call, redtardd. i'll take that under advisement for my future posting on intranet message boreds.

 

99% of the retards on this bored know how to use one, yet you don't. Bravo!!!

[Joey Gladstone 33]

My favorite players are the ex-chargers. Harrison still pulls some childish crap that he is old enough to know better about...but the guy is a player. One of the best middle-of-the field enforcers in league history.

 

Despite all the negativity associated with them, there is really nobody on the Pats I hate.

 

I kinda hate Welker for shaving off his moustache.

[redtodd 7]

Once I referred to Alonzo Spellman as Alonzo Highsmith. Keep your eyes open, it could happen anytime.

 

But what makes it sad is your Patriots post count is larger than any of us Patriots fans, yet you do not even know the players.

 

Pick a team to criticize that you know something about.

[redtodd 7]

I kinda hate Welker for shaving off his moustache.

 

[surferskin 30]

99% of the retards on this bored know how to use one, yet you don't. Bravo!!!

will there be a pop quiz at the end of the day, professor redtardd? or is this still just a fantasy football website?

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

So lemme get this straight. If you are famous and rich it is not only okay, but actually cool in your eyes to:

 

1. Impregnate a woman you don't really care about. (If he did he would be with her now)

2. Break up with said woman while she is preggos

3. Not be there during the course of the pregnacy but try to fly to the hospital for the delivery only to be denied entry to the room by the mother and not have your first born son carry your name.

 

Hey, I'm all for playing the field and focking as many women as possible. But any halfway respectful dude would be careful not to impregnate anyone, and certainly be man enough to step up (not just a check) if they did.

 

Do you want me to give you a serious answer or do you want me to keep on your theme of the ludicrous?

[KSB2424 3,148]

will there be a pop quiz at the end of the day, professor redtardd? or is this still just a fantasy football website?

It's common knowledge that whenever a poster has to resort to picking out spelling and grammatical errors they are getting pwned. HTH

[Patriotsfatboy1 1,432]

I like it. You did good. Here's the rest of the conversation:

"What happens if he gets her pregnant, too, Mommy?"

 

"Johnny, once you're an irresponsible lowlife, you tend to stay that way. He'll either force her to abort or run from her, as well."

 

 

No, I would expect it to be more like this:

 

"What happens if he gets her pregnant, too, Mommy?"

 

"Johnny, once she gets a little long in the tooth, fat or otherwise undesirable, he will kick her to the curb and find another supermodel. It is tough to be such a stallion, but such is the life of Tom Brady. Don't worry, I hear Peyton Manning likes sloppy seconds"

[KSB2424 3,148]

Do you want me to give you a serious answer or do you want me to keep on your theme of the ludicrous?

What's so ludicrous about thinking that Tom Brady is somewhat of an arsehole for getting a woman pregnant and then leaving her while she is pregnant thus disrupting the relationship so bad as to not have your first born son carry your name?

[NewbieJr 541]

It's common knowledge that whenever a poster has to resort to picking out spelling and grammatical errors they are getting pwned. HTH

redtodd's forte is to either:

post a smilie

bring up typos, grammar, spelling, or other mistakes

personally attack.

 

It's been about two months since I've seen him actually make a point or offer anything to a thread.

 

I focking hope he's a better comic than he is a forum poster. Wow.

[parrot 789]

But what makes it sad is your Patriots post count is larger than any of us Patriots fans, yet you do not even know the players.

 

Pick a team to criticize that you know something about.

 

Yeah, maybe you could tell us about Andy Reid's topnotch fathering skills Newbie.

[NewbieJr 541]

Yeah, maybe you could tell us about Andy Reid's topnotch fathering skills Newbie.

Andy Reid needs to quit as coach and get his own life straightened out.

 

How's that? I'm different than most of the idiots who are Pats fans. I can look at things objectively and I don't pretend that everything an Eagle's player or staffer does is great.