Anyone ever buy clothes off of Ebay?

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Alright so here's the deal, I'm short. It's hard for me to find 3 inch pants, so I turn to ebay, and found some nice ken doll clothing I can pick up on the cheap. Here's the thing though, there is no hole in the pants to stick my hog through, so all your mothers will be cranky from the delay in the seed shot on their faces. Not sure if it's worth it.

[porkbutt 893]

edjr uses craigslist

[Franknbeans 46]

your moms

[Eagles Green 34]

Alright so here's the deal, I'm short. It's hard for me to find 3 inch pants, so I turn to ebay, and found some nice ken doll clothing I can pick up on the cheap. Here's the thing though, there is no hole in the pants to stick my hog through, so all your mothers will be cranky from the delay in the seed shot on their faces. Not sure if it's worth it.

Is this the funny you spoke of?

 

 

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Is this the funny you spoke of?

 

You wouldn't know funny if it focked you in pee hole and sh!t on your taint.

 

The irony here is that I started a thread with some lame short jokes, the same jokes you've been making, and then you say it's not funny. Sorry to have to explain that to you.

[$epphori$ 118]

I bought my girlfriend sum thongs, already broken in with a strong scent.

[kpbuckeye 3]

The whole short thing has become blah. Seriously,

you guys have beaten this poor horse for far too long, time to let it go.

[phillybear 366]

Alright so here's the deal, I'm short. It's hard for me to find 3 inch pants, so I turn to ebay, and found some nice ken doll clothing I can pick up on the cheap. Here's the thing though, there is no hole in the pants to stick my hog through, so all your mothers will be cranky from the delay in the seed shot on their faces. Not sure if it's worth it.

 

Over the top sarcasm aside, why would anyone use "3 inch" and "hog" in the same post?

[kutulu 1,677]

I bought a corn flake on ebay shaped like Illinois for 50 bucks.

[GutterBoy 2,899]

Over the top sarcasm aside, why would anyone use "3 inch" and "hog" in the same post?

 

I don't know, I stole this from thedanzone.

[listen2me 23 1,873]

I'd rather listen to redtodd trying to be funny.

[BMoney 0]

and here i was about to get some old scrubs from hornswoggle for you....

[redtodd 7]

Ken Doll pants are ridiculous. No one is that small.

 

Try Cabbage Patch doll pants. That is more realistic.

[BMoney 0]

Ken Doll pants are ridiculous. No one is that small.

 

Try Cabbage Patch doll pants. That is more realistic.

 

 

see..THIS is what we would pay $20 to see for 2 hours....

 

 

hes good

[edjr 6,593]

edjr uses craigslist

 

I use that to find gay men, not clothes.

[Yer mom 2]

Ken Doll pants are ridiculous. No one is that small.

 

Try Cabbage Patch doll pants. That is more realistic.

 

 

[RogerDodger 798]

On 3/18/2008 at 6:27 AM, GutterBoy said:

Alright so here's the deal, I'm short. It's hard for me to find 3 inch pants, so I turn to ebay, and found some nice ken doll clothing I can pick up on the cheap. 

Gutter buying some liquor: