Have you ever...

[Saint Elistan 106]

Obviously bored....

[patweisers44 845]

for Big Petes sake you should clarify whether or not humping a sheep qualifies as "Violating someones food"

[Saint Elistan 106]

A goes out to whoever does the Sh!t, Shower, and Shave the right way with me.

[dain11279 976]

Is this the good ol' bored I'm used to or a MySpace survey?

[Saint Elistan 106]

Is this the good ol' bored I'm used to or a MySpace survey?

 

It's just a disguise. I wanted to see how many other people watch animal porn. I feel much better about myself as a result of this poll.

[edjr 6,580]

We have lots of scummy people posting here

 

 

Have you ever?

Stolen anything? [ 18 ] [25.71%]

 

Have you ever?

Cheated in school? [ 19 ] [26.03%]

 

Have you ever?

Lied to get a day off from work? [ 18 ] [22.78%]

Done illegal drugs other than Marijuana? [ 15 ] [18.99%]

[itsjjw 0]

We have lots of scummy people posting here

 

I'm surprised the number are so low.

[IGotWorms 4,058]

I'm surprised the number are so low.

 

He should've included the questions: "have you ever focked itsjjw?" and "did your cack shrivel up and fall off immediatey thereafter?". Then we would have some real numbers to talk about.

[NorthernVike 2,086]

We have lots of scummy people posting here

 

 

 

Takes one to know one

[peenie 1,915]

i'm glad i'm not the only person who killed someone.

[Frank M 181]

I cheated on a significant other in college. Do you mean who you're with now or at any point in your life?

[Saint Elistan 106]

I cheated on a significant other in college. Do you mean who you're with now or at any point in your life?

 

Evah.

 

Alright, who's my Frisky Dingo buddy???

 

Slideshow!

[TheNewGirl 1,489]

Watched animal pron.

Spent over $3000 in video games makeup in my lifetime.

Prayed to God for bad things.

Lied to get out of work.

Listened to Techno music and enjoyed it.

[Me_2006 14]

Have you ever?

Watched animal porn? - No. Gross

Sucked spray cheese right out of the can? Yes.

Made it to any number of bases with a relative? No.

Ate out of a trash can? No.

Played Dungeons and Dragons? Yes. But it wasn't actual D&D. We were like 9, FFVII wouldn't work so we just sorta made up our own story and junk. Close enough.

Voted out of party lines? Yes.

Killed someone? (Voluntary or not) No.

Skipped wiping because you were jumping in the shower? No.

Stolen anything? No.

Sabatoged someones car out of spite? Does putting a dead bird in the glove compartment count?

 

Have you ever?

Intentionally watched Fox News? Yes.

Bet big on a sports game and lost? BIG BROWN!>!@>@@!#@#%#$%@#

Cheated in school? Yeah, out of laziness.

Cheated on your significant other? No. Though I might as well, as it's rarely reciprocated.

Sat naked in a beanbag eating cheetos? Yes, and it wasn't my bean bag.

Played a sport professionally? No.

Violated someones food? Yes.

Turned your underwear inside out for another day of clean? No.

Spent over $3000 on video games in your lifetime? Counting game systems and all? Definitely.

Been in a Tornado, Earthquake, Fire, Mudslide, or Hurricane? Tornado and Earthquake.

 

Have you ever?

Prayed for God to do bad things? No.

Lied to get a day off from work? Don't work.

Said you love someone to get in their pants? No. It's apparently not necessary.

Seen 25+ of the States in the US? Nah. Want to see them all though.

Traveled overseas? Not yet.

Done illegal drugs other than Marijuana? Nope.

Participated in a "Dine and Dash"? Nah. Had a friend give us the food for free though.

Listened to Techno Music and enjoyed it? Yeah.

Abandoned animals that you couldn't take care of? No.

Watched "Frisky Dingo"? Can't say I have.

[Saint Elistan 106]

Hmm, using deductive reasoning:

 

If you cheat in school, you'll eventually hate your job so much that you'll steal and lie to avoid going in.