King of Gondor 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
surferskin 30 Posted June 27, 2008 Hell nah! I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin sumpthin like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Gondor 0 Posted June 27, 2008 I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,564 Posted June 27, 2008 Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FOCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ni&&er's skull! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 934 Posted June 27, 2008 "Let's not start sucking each others' d!cks just yet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Gondor 0 Posted June 27, 2008 I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast! You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 934 Posted June 27, 2008 Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Gondor 0 Posted June 27, 2008 He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 710 Posted June 27, 2008 Damn these glasses!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fenster 6 Posted June 27, 2008 Man, I had a finger up my azzhole tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King of Gondor 0 Posted June 27, 2008 Man, I had a finger up my azzhole tonight. Is it Friday already? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peenie 1,703 Posted June 27, 2008 Is it Friday already? i know you don't smoke weed-i know this-but i'm'a get you high today cause it's friday, you ain't got no job and you ain't got sht to do. hear it by clicking the play button Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted June 27, 2008 To my big brother George.......the richest man in town! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karmarian 0 Posted June 27, 2008 My favoirte and most used quote would be from the first American Pie "Suck me beautiful" Also I think I may be the only one but I always seem to use a lot of Home Alone 2 quotes...I find them funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karmarian 0 Posted June 27, 2008 You was here, and you was smoochin' wit my brother! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelingMN 273 Posted June 28, 2008 And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jets24 6 Posted June 28, 2008 Hope you had a helluva piss Arnold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop82 61 Posted June 28, 2008 Doc Brown: 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott! Marty McFly: What the hell is a gigawatt? Oh yeah, I went there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
