Strike 3,979 Posted January 29, 2009 Come on. Seriously? How does this happen? LONGMONT, Colo. — A 53-year-old Longmont woman was arrested Wednesday on suspicion that she raped a male friend, police said. Janice McCarl was booked into the Boulder County Jail at 7:40 p.m. on suspicion of sexual assault, a class-three felony. Cmdr. Tim Lewis said McCarl is accused of having inappropriate sexual contact with a male friend, who is also in his 50s. “She allegedly took unwanted advantage of this friend in a manner he did not want or approve of,” Lewis said. He said the man told detectives the incident happened on Nov. 9 at a Longmont house and involved “unwanted penetration.” Detectives have been investigating the report since then, Lewis said, and arrested McCarl on a warrant. He said McCarl and the man had a consensual intimate relationship prior to the incident. Reports of female-on-male rape are very rare, Lewis said. “This one came in and was very unique,” he said. Officials at the Boulder County Jail said McCarl is being held without bond, at least until she has a first court appearance that's scheduled for 2 p.m. Thursday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titans&bucs&bearsohmy! 2,745 Posted January 29, 2009 erection = consent. Case closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patriotsfatboy1 1,432 Posted January 29, 2009 Imagine what she must look like if he is having these types of second thoughts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingofBeer 0 Posted January 29, 2009 the thread title reminds me of a joke i recently heard: Subject: Be Strong Honey ! A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Love you, too.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 29, 2009 What did she do, stick a finger in his ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patweisers44 697 Posted January 29, 2009 Sounds like a great title for the Mike Tyson Story when someone decides to make it a motion picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sawilson 1 Posted January 29, 2009 the thread title reminds me of a joke i recently heard: Subject: Be Strong Honey ! A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Love you, too.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,979 Posted January 29, 2009 Can size 53 years old - SAGGY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 29, 2009 53 years old - SAGGY Not SUX's can size This story could of happened in Calli on yer last trip thou. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 3,979 Posted January 29, 2009 Not SUX's can size This story could of happened in Calli on yer last trip thou. I'm pretty sure it happens to Sux's cats every night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorthernVike 2,080 Posted January 29, 2009 I'm pretty sure it happened to Sux's cats every night I was there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edjr 5,567 Posted January 29, 2009 the thread title reminds me of a joke i recently heard: Subject: Be Strong Honey ! A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Love you, too.' Oh my god!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
