Couple arrested for sex in public park...

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Picture - The Happy Couple

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...05092park1.html

 

MARCH 5--Meet Betty Jo Leonardson and John Silvia. The couple was arrested yesterday evening for having sex in a Florida park, not far from a playground. Cops were alerted by a female witness who spotted Leonardson and Silvia trysting in Rossi Park, which the City of Bradenton describes as the "crown jewel" of its park system. When confronted by a cop, the 51-year-old Silvia "appeared to be very startled" and ceased coupling with the 39-year-old Leonardson, according to the below Bradenton Police Department report. Silvia told Officer Mark Roberts that he "just wanted to ######" and did not know that he was "going to get pinched." He added that he did not see any children in the area "due to the fact that his ass was up in the air and he was not looking for any kids." As for why he was having sex in public, Silvia explained, "You do it in a house, I am homeless so I do it out here." Both Silvia and Leonardson were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and booked into the Manatee County jail, where the mug shots at right were snapped. A third person, Ricky Osborn, was lying on the ground near Leonardson and Silvia, but was "only watching the arrestees have sex." Though not charged, Osborn remains very creepy.

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Picture - The Happy Couple

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...05092park1.html

 

MARCH 5--Meet Betty Jo Leonardson and John Silvia. The couple was arrested yesterday evening for having sex in a Florida park, not far from a playground. Cops were alerted by a female witness who spotted Leonardson and Silvia trysting in Rossi Park, which the City of Bradenton describes as the "crown jewel" of its park system. When confronted by a cop, the 51-year-old Silvia "appeared to be very startled" and ceased coupling with the 39-year-old Leonardson, according to the below Bradenton Police Department report. Silvia told Officer Mark Roberts that he "just wanted to ######" and did not know that he was "going to get pinched." He added that he did not see any children in the area "due to the fact that his ass was up in the air and he was not looking for any kids." As for why he was having sex in public, Silvia explained, "You do it in a house, I am homeless so I do it out here." Both Silvia and Leonardson were charged with lewd and lascivious behavior and booked into the Manatee County jail, where the mug shots at right were snapped. A third person, Ricky Osborn, was lying on the ground near Leonardson and Silvia, but was "only watching the arrestees have sex." Though not charged, Osborn remains very creepy.

 

 

 

And does anyone know any good looking Betty Joes? I don't.

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it's an interesting conundrum:

if you're homeless and poor, you can't have sex (legally) anywhere.

 

I've got to imagine some loony liberal will find this unconstitutional and discriminatory against the homeless.

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R. Lee Ermey!!!

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So lame. Next thing you know there gonna make sex in public restrooms illegal.

 

Obama sucks.

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she's such a young 39

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And does anyone know any good looking Betty Joes? I don't.

 

You sir, are a fool! A fool!

 

Do you not recall Betty Joe from PettiCoat Junction?

 

I'm pretty sure This Scenemade my balls drop. She was the blonde.

 

And she's STiLL pretty durn hot.

[GettnHuge 2]

You sir, are a fool! A fool!

 

Do you not recall Betty Joe from PettiCoat Junction?

 

I'm pretty sure this scene made my balls drop. She was the blonde.

 

And she's STiLL pretty durn hot.

 

[wiffleball 4,799]

So lame. Next thing you know there gonna make sex in public restrooms illegal.

 

Obama sucks.

 

...Which is CLEARLY a partisan swipe at Congressional Republicans.

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Frick! Okay, it's fixed now!

 

This Scene

[GettnHuge 2]

Frick! Okay, it's fixed now!

 

This Scene

 

rink

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rink

 

Ah, I miss the old days.

 

Think that joke would fly these days?

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she's such a young 39

That lady is 39 years old. Holy fock.

 

As soon as I opened that pic, the first thing that popped in my mind was how much that couple looked like siouxse and sux.